[Oh no, Luca, don't say things like that. Don't remind him the badger is a filthy stinkin' liar. He wants to believe it'll be like nothing happened when he goes back. If he really has been gone for five days... Well.]

Iiif my return is delayed, I might as well not show my face back home at all, baby. What's a few more extra days out of town if I was already gone for the most important one?