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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2015-05-04 07:04 am

Crybadger continued

SEE BELOW I'm making individual threads for things so that if a page gets long we can just move to a new comment thread.
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-04 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Some time later, Cabanela himself will leave the coliseum at a much more leisurely trot. He's finished everything he had to do in there, he's fairly sure, so it's time for him to go back home. ...Well, after getting a good night's sleep in a hotel, anyway. Taking a plane anywhere is not an option for him right now.

He does spot Luca from the corner of his eye, but opts to just keep walking. What happens to the man from here on out is none of his business, apparently.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-04 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[It doesn't take all too long for Cabanela to realize he's being followed. He could call Luca out on it, but he figures he might as well shield some of the man's pride and pretend to be oblivious to it. A brisk walk and some directions from a not-entirely-kind stranger later, he's found the nearest hotel. It's extremely early in the morning (the game ended with a midnight ousting, after all) and the guy behind the counter is being a little cross about booking a room without a creditcard to charge, but a bit of persuasive talking, a flash of his badge and a few wads of cash later, Cabanela's got himself a room key. ...And by key we mean card, of course, because what kind of hotel still works with keys nowadays?

Good luck dealing with that guy yourself, Luca. If you need him, he'll be in his room. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one, because he repeated the number very loudly when he accepted his key card.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-04 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[There probably isn't a single world out there in which breaking into a Special Investigations inspector's room is a good idea. Lucky for Luca (or maybe not so?), Cabanela is showering. He had waited a while to see if Luca would get over himself and come knocking, but apparently not. Then he spent about half an hour attempting to sleep, only to find himself unable despite the exhaustion. Finally, he decided to take advantage of the fact that he has a bathroom all to himself again, with all the necessities included.

At last, a razor. Now he can shave and stop feeling like half a homeless person. Careful, Luca, he's almost done in there.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-04 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[So there Cabanela was, minding his own business in the shower when he hears the door slam. That was way too close by to be coming from a neighboring room. Naturally, he does what any cop would do. He hops out the shower, hastily puts his pants on (NO TIME FOR UNDERWEAR!!!) despite being soaking wet and grabs his gun from where he left it near the sink. Then he virtually kicks the bathroom door open in his haste to catch the would-be burglar.

SAY HELLO TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND- ..... Goddammit Luca.]


Y-you-! What are you- [The "what" is obvious. The "why" is probably a better question.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-05 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[For a few seconds, he says nothing, looking completely dumbstruck. Then he finally cracks a smile and lowers the gun.]

You expect me to beliiieve that, baby?
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yup, that is one heck of an untruth, right there. It doesn't even explain the biggest problem here.]

So you thought you could use miiine? Around here, it's common courtesy to knock and wait for someone to open the door. [He's not mad, of course. Just... wow.]

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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-09 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[And what great boring bullshit they tended to it was. It was a bit of an adjustment for Cabanela to not focus on work 24/7 and instead take his time to relax, but he's pretty sure he's got the hang of it by now. Part of him feels guilty, because what if time is still flowing back home? And yet... This sure is a nice place to hide and pretend Jowd can still be saved. The notion that there might be such a harsh truth waiting for him is exactly why he's reluctant to return.

Yup, this is a good place to be with good company to have. Considering Luca's remarks and actions during the wolf game, he would've expected the man to crack long before now. It could be argued that maybe Cabanela's not as handsome and appealing as he likes to think he is, but Luca's own comments are already disproving that. ...He is exactly as handsome and appealing as he likes to think he is.

So he just smirks and takes another sip of his bourbon before responding.]


It's eeeasy, baby. I'm just a naaatural at looking good. What you seeee is what you geeet. [Fun fact about Cabanela, once he's had a few drinks he starts drawing out his vowels even more.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's caught glimpses, yes. Caught them on purpose, to be precise, because from time to time he's found himself checking Luca out. ...There's no harm if he's just looking though, right? Everybody does that.]

Seeeen it? It's kinda hard to miss! [Hahahahaha! Hah! Everything is ten times funnier when you're drunk. ...But he should probably add something to that before he seriously pisses Luca off.] Heh... Just kiiiddin'. Seeeriously though, it ain't that bad, baby. It has a certain... chaaarm to it.
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-09 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luca, have you learned nothing from your previous games of Very Gay Chicken with him? Give him a finger and he'll go for the hand. ...And then some. He knows exactly what to do with that hand, too.]

Aaawww... You'd be willing to arraaange things just for me? I'm flaaattered, baby. You just let me know if I can return the faaavor, hmmm?
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-09 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Mr. Valentino, are you trying to seduce me?]

Oooh? But if you don't sleep on the couch, howeeever will you get such a magniiificent bedhead? [He can think of a way... He'll leave the implication open and instead take another sip from his drink. He's not quite drunk enough for this, he's sure.]
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-10 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Hm. Either this will lead to some very interesting things, or Cabanela's about to walk straight into some kind of trap. That's a risk he's willing to take, though. He puts his glass down to scootch right on back.]

You'd better make sure to whisper it in my eeear, baby.
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-10 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well. That was far more explicit than what he was expecting. Give him a second to process that mental image.

......... Okay, he's good.]


Oh myyy. Do you kiss your mooother with that mouth?

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