Crybadger continued

[notaccurate]

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[inspectormacarena]

[... Luca doesn't even know what inches are. He should've seen that coming.]

It's a unit of meaaasurement. How about centimeters? Do you know what centimeters are?

[notaccurate]

Centimeters I know, yes. So inches are a small unit of measurement, like a centimeter is?

[Dude if you called Luca's dick 5 centimeters big then that is rude.]

[inspectormacarena]

[he said inches.]

Mhmm. If my memory serves me, one inch is about two and a half centimeters. [So do the math, Luca. Five times two and a half is...?]

[notaccurate]

[Much closer to a number Luca is alright with, at least.]

So...if these pants say they are 28 inches, they would be about 70 centimeters?

[That is closer to Luca's actual size too. Much better than 28 centimeters, at the very least.]

[inspectormacarena]

Somethin' like that. [Please don't ask him to math right now, he's running on fewer hours of sleep than he'd like because a certain someone discovered the bathroom exhaust fan.]

[notaccurate]

[Psh, sleep is for the weak.

But Luca will just roll with this 'inches' nonsense, and pretty soon he has at least somewhat-decent clothes. They're not nearly as nice as his work uniform is, but sacrifices have to be made.

It's well worth the sacrifice, too. Once Luca has alternate clothes to wear, they can take everything he has down to an antique dealer.

The work uniform isn't worth as much as Luca would have hoped, but a couple of the small things he had on him (mostly tools used for science experiments at the university) fetch a nice sum of money. It won't set them up completely, but they've got enough for at least a week or so.

With that taken care of, they need to work on the next step: housing. Because Luca wants to have a roof over his head and a warm meal in his stomach before fussing about clothes more.]

As nice as that hotel room was, I think I would prefer to have a bed as well.

[inspectormacarena]

[And once again, a mildly inappropriate remark dawns on Cabanela that he'll bite back for the sake of not starting another argument. Plus, Luca has a point. They need to find a more suitable place to stay. That's gonna be tricky.]

Unless we increase our costs with a biiigger hotel room, we're gonna have to look into alternatives. I'd suggest staying outside the big city anyway. The prices around here are nothing to sneeze at. [...Imagine if they found a place with a pool, though.]

[notaccurate]

[Fortunately, Luca knows about the price differences of city life versus country life, because that is also a thing in his time.]

Mmn, but if we live outside of the city, we will need transportation.

[That is something that is different now, though. For Luca, that would have meant either a carriage or living close to a train line. Nowadays, there were some pretty strange-looking, self-moving vehicles.]

[inspectormacarena]

[Not really. They can both do their research outside the big city, but needing transportation is a given regardless because they still need to leave it. Los Angeles is huge.]

Plenty of public transportation options to consider, baby. Trains, buses, the subwaaay... If all else fails we can hop a taxi. [If it works anything like back home, which he suspects it does, renting a car would involve a lot of proof of ID and a creditcard. Neither of which he wants to deal with right now.]

dot doot skipping ahead a bit

[notaccurate]

Let's see if we can find something close to the train line, then.

[It will only end up taking them most of the day, but there is in fact a building of apartments that can be rented month to month! They're small, but size is not so important for what little time they are going to be there. ]

Why is it nearly 200 dollars more for the two bedrooms, compares to a one bedroom? That seems like a bit much.

[inspectormacarena]

[By now, Cabanela has come to realize that Luca excels at complaining. He can't entirely blame the guy, considering he was catapulted into what's basically a foreign world against his will, but... Wow. It's going to be a very long month with that attitude.]

It's called a clever business tactic, baby. At least we know for a fact that the siiingle bedroom is within our price range, but if you insist having your own room, it's not too late to try and double our buuudget.

[notaccurate]

[ Unfortunately, that is Luca's natural state: complaining.

He is also tired and hungry and not really in the mood to go scam some shady people. That will be tomorrow's endeavor. ]

No, one is fine. We will just have to share the bed, or get a second one somehow.

...ah. take turns , not share.

[inspectormacarena]

[Huh. He wasn't expecting Luca to agree to a single bedroom quite so easily. Ah well. Saves them money for sure.]

Weeell. Since I got the bed last night, seems only fair that it's your turn to enjoy a mattress now. [Also, they're technically using Luca's money to fund this place, considering it was his stuff they pawned. Cabanela doesn't mind taking the couch tonight- or most other nights. It looks very comfy.]

[notaccurate]

[Luca is still a bit iffy about it if only because he fully intends to find someone to sleep with during his time here, and if that person happens to not be Cabanela that could lead to awkward moments. Luca doesn't want to force someone to sleep in a bed that has been used for sex by two other people.

Though, given that the apartment is fully-furnished, that might still happen. Luca tries not to think about it.]

And we can trade off every day, too. Hopefully you do not mind if I do the cooking?

[Because after a week of crap food, Luca wants REAL food. Which he can make, fortunately, though learning how these new stoves work may take a moment.]

[inspectormacarena]

[Please. The first rule of the apartment will be that Luca doesn't get to bring any guys home for sex. There will be none of that in here. If Luca wants to get laid, he'll just have to go to the other guy's place or find a cheap motel room. ...Unless the other guy is Cabanela himself, but he's not banking on that right now.]

Not at aaall! [The less time he needs to spend on cooking, the better. Somehow he doesn't have the attention span for it and food ends up getting burned.] You handle the cooking, I'll handle the cleaning.

[notaccurate]

[Those rules suck, And Luca will say as much when it actually comes up.]

Sounds fair.

[And with that, they have a place to stay! And they can turn to more pressing matters.]

So, ready for your first lesson?

[inspectormacarena]

[Tough shit, Luca. When he joked about how people these days brag about their nighttime accomplishments, this is not what he meant. There's a difference between bragging and rubbing the explicit details in someone's face.

But yes. More pressing matters.]

Alreeeady? Don't you want to settle in first? [Maybe get some food for the fridge? And booze? He's willing to condone the presence of booze so long as they share their rations.]

[notaccurate]

[Give him some credit, he wouldn't do it while Cabanela was there. unless Cabanela is the other person involved because then things are different.]

Well, yes, which is why I suggested starting.

[There is a small grocery store nearby, so they can get food and booze. Win-win! And that is the direction Luca will be heading in.]

The first thing you have to understand is that magic-users are always using their magic. They're not going to save it for some grand situation, they will be using it in any instance where not using it will be an inconvenience.

[inspectormacarena]

[He is so not following this train of logic.]

... Meeeaning?

[notaccurate]

...just keep walking and listen.

[He's not going to show off what he can do yet for an example.]

You have electricity in pretty much every building, yes? Electric lights, electric stoves, electric everything. That doors at the hotel even had electric locks. Now, is all of that necessary? No, humans have survived without electricity for centuries. In my time, electricity is a rare commodity reserved for the rich and for situations where it is absolutely necessary, and people still live normal lives. Everyone in this city could get by without electricity. But it would be inconvenient. You follow that, right?

[inspectormacarena]

[He's walking, he's walking! Though, by now his stride is back to its usual sashaying prance, so walking might not be the right word for it.]

Yeees, I follow that much, baby. So you're saying that if there are magic users around here, you'll see 'm using it for just about aaanything?

[notaccurate]

Exactly. So if you already know that magic has to be involved, looking at a crime scene won't be helpful. They will be careful to erase any traces there. But they will not bother in their everyday life, as they will forget the small details when they are not focused on covering their tracks. Much like how a criminal is careful to leave no traces of their presence in a crime scene, but does not bother concealing their presence when they are supposed to be somewhere anyway.

[inspectormacarena]

Makes sense, baby. Just one problem. Magic's not supposed to exist. The one guy who has something sooorta like it is selling his skills for a high price, so it's safe to assume we're not gonna run into any magicians out here in the streets. [...] Not the kind yooou're thinking of, anyway.

[notaccurate]

And we are unlikely to come face-to-face with a lion here on the street, but does that mean they do not exist?

[The walking is for food anyway, not magic. They need Hella groceries, and this gives them something to talk about. ]

[inspectormacarena]

[Wait, so the first lesson was 'magicians are easy to spot but we're probably not gonna run into any'? Hopefully the next lessons are a bit more helpful than that.]

Nooo, but at least lions can be found if you know where to look.