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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2015-05-04 07:04 am

Crybadger continued

SEE BELOW I'm making individual threads for things so that if a page gets long we can just move to a new comment thread.
inspectormacarena: (Coryphée)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh. He wasn't expecting Luca to agree to a single bedroom quite so easily. Ah well. Saves them money for sure.]

Weeell. Since I got the bed last night, seems only fair that it's your turn to enjoy a mattress now. [Also, they're technically using Luca's money to fund this place, considering it was his stuff they pawned. Cabanela doesn't mind taking the couch tonight- or most other nights. It looks very comfy.]
inspectormacarena: (Danseur noble)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-10 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please. The first rule of the apartment will be that Luca doesn't get to bring any guys home for sex. There will be none of that in here. If Luca wants to get laid, he'll just have to go to the other guy's place or find a cheap motel room. ...Unless the other guy is Cabanela himself, but he's not banking on that right now.]

Not at aaall! [The less time he needs to spend on cooking, the better. Somehow he doesn't have the attention span for it and food ends up getting burned.] You handle the cooking, I'll handle the cleaning.
inspectormacarena: (Coupé)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-10 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tough shit, Luca. When he joked about how people these days brag about their nighttime accomplishments, this is not what he meant. There's a difference between bragging and rubbing the explicit details in someone's face.

But yes. More pressing matters.]


Alreeeady? Don't you want to settle in first? [Maybe get some food for the fridge? And booze? He's willing to condone the presence of booze so long as they share their rations.]
inspectormacarena: (Dégagé)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-10 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is so not following this train of logic.]

... Meeeaning?
inspectormacarena: (Coupé)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-11 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He's walking, he's walking! Though, by now his stride is back to its usual sashaying prance, so walking might not be the right word for it.]

Yeees, I follow that much, baby. So you're saying that if there are magic users around here, you'll see 'm using it for just about aaanything?
inspectormacarena: (Ballerino)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-11 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes sense, baby. Just one problem. Magic's not supposed to exist. The one guy who has something sooorta like it is selling his skills for a high price, so it's safe to assume we're not gonna run into any magicians out here in the streets. [...] Not the kind yooou're thinking of, anyway.
inspectormacarena: (Coupé)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, so the first lesson was 'magicians are easy to spot but we're probably not gonna run into any'? Hopefully the next lessons are a bit more helpful than that.]

Nooo, but at least lions can be found if you know where to look.
inspectormacarena: (Ballerino)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't respond immediately. First, he needs to instinctively glance around to make sure nobody's listening in. All of this is top secret. He really shouldn't be telling anyone about this.]

... Manipulation. That's what he calls it.
inspectormacarena: (Sujet)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
People. [...] In a very physical, mind control sort of waaay. Apparently he can mess with objects too.

[Remember the very first time he asked about what sfeer theory could do? This is why.]
inspectormacarena: (Sujet)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-12 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Incredible willpower, huh? Who even knows? He has no idea who the Manipulator really is.]

Yeah? I don't miiind getting burned if it means I get to pull my old friend out of the flames. [... Ah. And now he's outright admitted that the person he's trying to save is a good friend of his. Ah well.]
inspectormacarena: (Ballerino)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-12 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh. Well, if he's already saying this much, he might as well spill the rest of the beans.]

Five years ago, his wife was shot. Right in front of his daughter. He says he's the one who pulled the trigger, but I knew riiight from the start it couldn't have been him. The Manipulator had a hand in it. That's why I've gotta catch that guy before it's too late.
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[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-12 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Nooo, baby. Intel. I'm the head of Special Investigations for a reeeason. Any information that might be related to this guy makes it straight to my desk.

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