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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2015-05-04 07:04 am

Crybadger continued

SEE BELOW I'm making individual threads for things so that if a page gets long we can just move to a new comment thread.
inspectormacarena: (Coryphée)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-25 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not dinner talk!!! If Cabanela can help it, that's 'several glasses of wine down the hatch with more incoming' talk. So while he knows exactly what Luca's asking, he's going to dance around the point like the breezy mofo he is. Plus, he'll be trying and failing that fork swirl every so often. It's more difficult than it looks, okay.]

Oh, suuure. Lotsa people. My guys would be lost without me, not to mention some of the gumshoes from the other departments. Eeeveryone looks up to me. Then there's my friend's daughter, little Kamila, and his self-proclaimed apprentice Lynne. I've got so many babies under my wiiing, I lose count. [Love life? What love life?]
inspectormacarena: (Danseur noble)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-25 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[A non-answer is still better than outright saying "no". Occasional sex life is a thing, but that's not the same as having someone waiting for him.]

Hahaha, well, sooomeone has to do it. Can't leave those chicks to fend for themselves, can I?
inspectormacarena: (Danseur noble)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-28 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Too many, baby. Faaar too many. The life of a mother hen is never dull.

[Not to mention, some of his subordinates are incredibly quirky. Not as quirky as him, but quirky all the same. As for Lynne, she's just... special.

In fact, he's got so many stories that he's having trouble choosing, so he'll just focus on his food instead. The one thing he dislikes about spaghetti is how tricky it is to eat this stuff gracefully.]
inspectormacarena: (Coupé)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-05-30 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He would sooner die than get sauce on his coat. In fact, it's the need to avoid spilling sauce that's making it tricky. He's taking it as slowly as possible but he's also very hungry and that serves to make him impatient about it.]

Is that sooo? That sounds exciting. [And a little mysterious, because he noticed that pause before the "louder".]
inspectormacarena: (Danseur noble)

[personal profile] inspectormacarena 2015-06-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll get there! It'll take him longer, but eventually that plate will be totally clean. He may even go for seconds if there's any left.

Also, Luca seriously need to learn to lighten up, man.]


I can believe it, baby. Wouldn't mind having a dog around the office, myself. That's suuure to spice the place up a bit.