[By now, Cabanela has come to realize that Luca excels at complaining. He can't entirely blame the guy, considering he was catapulted into what's basically a foreign world against his will, but... Wow. It's going to be a very long month with that attitude.]

It's called a clever business tactic, baby. At least we know for a fact that the siiingle bedroom is within our price range, but if you insist having your own room, it's not too late to try and double our buuudget.