FE AU stuff (closed)

[junkyardjesus]

[You know who doesn't like that shit that certain royal family members pulled at the harbor? This nerd, that's who.

Satoshi is 17, looks like he's dressed himself since he was 12, and is absurdly tall and beanpole-y for someone his age. Perhaps he's not done growing, and he got all of his height before anything else. But whatever the case, this oddly-proportioned nerd is not happy at all.

He is currently staring at the harbor. The dried up, waterless harbor.

And who just happens to be around it? Corrin's party, of course! They all look important and cranky about something, so of course Satoshi is going to go right up to them and blame them. Because that's how he rolls.]

What did you do?!

[Whomever is closest in proximity to him, you're getting an earful. He's not going to sort out who is in charge, someone needs to fix this ASAP.]

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[deniles]

[As everyone else was talking and Leo wasn't there to talk with them about this, Niles and Odin stayed off to the side. Which meant that Niles was the one getting yelled at. He blinked and turned to face Satoshi, crossing his arms over his chest and grinning towards him.]

We took care of our business.

[He smirked, tilting his head to the side.]

It would have been no good to deal with a full harbor during it.

[But no apologies are given out.]

[junkyardjesus]

But now there's no water and the boats are stuck! And what about all the fish, they're gonna die!

[There are probably fish around. Maybe. If they haven't already been picked up by sneaky people who want a free meal.]

You have to put the water back this instant! You broke the harbor, so you have to fix it.

[deniles]

The fish will be fine. The water won't stay out forever.

[He doesn't like being lectured though, so he moves closer to him, grinning a bit.]

However, if you're all pent up about it, perhaps I can do something to help you... relax.

[Slipping closer to get into his personal bubble.]

[junkyardjesus]

[Personal bubble? What personal bubble?

Satoshi's mind is too innocent and pure though, so he jumps to other conclusions.]

So you'll help? Perfect!

[And he will just. Grab Niles' hand to drag him over to where the dragon vein is.]

[deniles]

[ABORT. ABORT. THIS IS NOT HOW HE THOUGHT THIS WOULD GO.

Okay, now he's standing on the dragon vein and crosses his arms.]

Out of curiosity, did you pay attention to what happened at all?

[He looks at him.]

I can't use this... without some incentive.

[junkyardjesus]

Pay attention to what happened? No, I was kind of distracted by all the soldiers.

[He doesn't think he should offer Niles any incentive for fixing a problem his party created, but sure, whatever. Gotta fix nature.]

If you want incentive, then sure. I'll owe you one, sound good? I don't want to use up all my energy today fixing this, so I'd gladly do you a favor instead.

[deniles]

See, the problem is that I'll need extra energy in order to fix this problem.

[Moving closer to wrap an arm around his neck, licking his lips.]

Why don't you take me to your home and I'll show you what I mean by that. And when we're done, all the water will be back.