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Watanuki Kimihiro ([personal profile] foundfate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2017-02-25 08:21 pm

Dragon Doots

DON'T MIND ME JUST MAKING A POST HERE so we can jump to new threads whenever the page stretches out too much.
neverheardofhim: (chest hair)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-02-26 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Visiting the healers was always an awkward affair. There was the fact that dwarves were notoriously difficult to heal, considering their natural resistance to magic. There was oft a large amount of uncomfortable rearranging, frustrated groaning, and pained expressions, and that was all on Varric's part. Then there was the fact that women so often wanted to put their hands all over him. He was certain that his calf injury did nothing to harm his chest, thank you very much.]

[But then there was the emotional side of it. Every time a spirit healer approached him, every time their magic did its work, he couldn't help but reflect at how different it felt. He couldn't tell the differences between each mage, only that it didn't feel quite the same. Neither were an uncomfortable sort of thing, of course, but the layman magic was like stepping into a pool warmed by the son, whereas Anders had been much like easing into a warm bath after a long day.]

[Unfortunately, there was simply no avoiding this trip. He hadn't cut his hand too severely, but with Lavellan chomping at the bit to get back out into the fray, he simply couldn't wait nature to run its course.]

[Stepping into the clinic, the dwarf studied the present healers. Some of them were the more handsy types, and they immediately turned predatory eyes upon him. No thank you. He quickly scurried to the most innocent face he could find -- just so happening to stumble upon a -- ]


They have kids working in here now? [He glanced over at the women, then back to the dark haired young man. Admittedly, he was concerned for his own well-being. Much as he liked his chest hair being thoroughly unruffled, he also liked having full function of his hand. He wasn't certain that the young man could guarantee that much.]

[And yet, there was something oddly familiar about him, something he couldn't quite place a finger on yet didn't care to wrack his brains over too much. Instead, he plopped down before him and held out his hand.]


Don't make me regret this. That's my trigger hand you're playing with.
neverheardofhim: (counting the reasons why this is bullshi)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-02-27 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
I've got chest hair older than you, kid. [Despite his biting comment, Varric smiled. It wasn't often that he met someone so young and bold. Again, something tickled at the back of his mind and again he squashed it down.]

[Opening and closing his hand, he held the injured limb out a little further. There appeared to be no damage to muscles or tendons. Perhaps there was a little inflammation, a lack of care on his part. It was the very reason Lavellan had insisted he see the healer as opposed biding his time. Varric could barely mind his own injuries back in camp. Out on the road, with Andraste only knew what kind of dirt and grime, the wound was bound to wind up infected.]

[The last thing any of them needed was for Varric to wind up missing his trigger finger.]


Nothing too complicated, but we can't have the Herald of Andraste without his right hand man. [There was no doubt that he was gloating. The toothy grin that followed his statement was evidence enough of that. It wasn't often that a man could claim to be the unofficial adviser of a hero. Let alone do so twice.]
neverheardofhim: (leaning over musing)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Good one.

[If Varric were a weaker man, he might have winced at Watanuki's touch, or at been a bit discomforted. Given the average dwarf's natural resistance to magic, healing and otherwise, it always made for an interesting sensation. He wasn't sure how the average person took having their wounds healed, but for Varric it always came with an odd prickling sensation, in addition to the usual crawling feeling of his skin rebuilding itself.]

[Watanuki's question, however odd it was, happened to be a welcome distraction. He might not have had plans to vocalize his discomfort, but he sure as hell didn't want to sit there thinking about it either.]


I should hope so. But then, we've got a qunari spy and a Tevinter pretty boy in our little circle. Who's to say who Lavellan trusts.
neverheardofhim: (Da fuq)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[That... was troubling. It was as Watanuki had said, it was the kind of thing that should have been in the reports. Odd that it wasn't, considering the fact that tensions were on high amongst some of the Inquisition, considering the recent additions to the army. It seemed that many people were eager to point fingers and claim that the Inquisition had done wrong. If this sort of thing got out of hand, if the Inquisition itself didn't put to bed these rumors, then the next thing they knew, there would be accusations from the Chantry about demon collusion and the like.]

[With his free hand, Varric cupped his chin, humming thoughtfully to himself. Lavellan would need to know as soon as possible. With luck, they could ride south on their way out, stop in to make sure things were okay, and then head about their business. A mage himself, the Inquisitor was sure to understand the need to investigate. Demons were just as bad as swooping, he'd learned.]


You happen to catch the name of that scout? Or the town? [He lowered his hand, drummed his nails against his knees, then lifted it up once more.] I have some spare coin that might make it worth your while, if it's that kind of thing.

[The town was the more important bit of information, but he needed the names of anyone who was being so foolish. Better that they get a scolding from him than Harding or, even worse, Leliana. This was the kind of shit that could tear them apart before Corypheus even had the chance to.]
neverheardofhim: (headtilt)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-06 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[The dwarf's brows lifted. That was an interesting tidbit there. Even the Inquisition, perhaps the last standing paragons of justice and goodness, had its fair few coin seekers. It was rare, impossibly so, that someone would so willingly let go of information. It made sense -- the land around them was in a desperate state. Fear raised prices, as if coin could help save them from whatever might have swept from the breach or from beneath Corypheus' skirts.]

[It was all just a way of surviving. And if Varric knew anything about the Inquisition, it was that it could barely afford the coin to keep its soldiers happy. Whatever the mages were getting, it was surely less than they deserved.]

[The dwarf continued to mull over the man's words, long after he finished speaking entirely. There were a few settlements south of Redcliffe, but nothing substantial. He made a note to ask Cullen, Leliana and Harding as to which of their respective forces had been in the area. A human. He'd track this person down, with or without the mage's help.]

[Not that he hadn't been helpful, of course. He didn't make promises to pay anyone who didn't satisfy him.]


Anything else you can tell me, kid? [The kind of demon, anything else that might help prepare Lavellan for what they would face down below.]
neverheardofhim: (headtilt)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Varric had the slightest urge to wrinkle his nose at the demon named. A shade usually was no problem. Greater shades and ash wraiths were something more of a headache, but they weren't anything that the dwarf couldn't handle, even on his own.]

[But these towns and settlements didn't have rugged and charming dwarves at their disposal. And just as he wasn't about to deny them a chance to experience such a thing, he also wouldn't deny them protection of any sort.]

[Varric brought his hand back to his side, inspecting it for a moment. It was admirable handiwork, but he'd seen better. He even opened his mouth to say as much, when a sharp pang ran from his chest to his toes.]

[Right. That healer was dead now.]


You're probably right. [He paused a moment, turning away only to quickly turn back around once more.] And if we're going up against a demon in combat, we might need a healer with us.
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[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-09 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Plenty of mages to teach you. [He fixed a sinister look on the young man, one with tight brows and a sharp smile. If Watanuki was going to be assigning quests, then he would have to be an ally in them as well.] Besides, we're not asking you to be our tactician. Cassandra does a decent enough job with that. We just need a few well-timed spells. [He held his hand out.] I already know you're good at that, kid.

[He tapped his foot impatiently, as if expecting the man to simply jump up, grab his stuff, and chase after him. He knew it would be a lot more complicated than that, if he could even convince the kid to go along with his plan to begin with.]

If you're worried about your boss, just tell him you're under direct orders from the right-hand man himself. Hell, I'll even pay you for your efforts. Quadruple what you're making here, and that's if you do a piss-poor job.
neverheardofhim: (these kinda look like bedroom eyes)

sorry about the delay. my inbox was hell. also sorry for the short??? post

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-03-12 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
If anything happens to you, I'll pay out enough coin to settle you in a nice cabin to live out your days. [He paused, then offered the man a rather sinister grin.] Or provide you with a nice memorial.

[With nothing else to do but watch Watanuki, he sat back in his chair, kicking his feet up on the table that had just been used to heal his hand. He hoped that no one else had his idea at any point -- wouldn't exactly be safe practice to heal on a table with bootprints. At least the kid wouldn't have to use his station for a long while!]

[As Watanuki worked, he'd be subjected to a number of pleasant comments, ranging from "What about that" to "You missed a spot," and even "If it took the Inquisition this long to pack, we would have never made it up the mountain."]

[Having second thoughts yet?]
neverheardofhim: (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] neverheardofhim 2017-04-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[If Watanuki expected Varric to relent in any way, he had another thing coming. Though Varric lowered his feet and abandoned his casual position, it was only to lean forward and cross his arms over his chest. A smirk crossed his lips, and an eyebrow lifted, threatening to brush at his hairline.]

[Some people would lie down and take it, for fear of upsetting someone so involved with the inner workings of the Inquisition. They couldn't have a "superior officer" mad at them, after all. Watanuki, however, didn't seem to be eager to lay down and take it. It made Varric all the more excited by the coming venture.]

[Once Watanuki approached, however, the smirk faded into a grin. He stared right back at the man, locking eyes with him for the space of several heartbeats, before stepping back and motioning for Watanuki to pass by.]


We're meeting at the main gate. Lead the way, Golden boy.