Shop Visits! (Open post!)

[foundfate]

[Maybe you stumbled upon the front gate to a strange house while walking in your neighborhood. Maybe you found it nestled between skyscrapers in a downtown area. Or maybe you didn't stumble across it at all, and instead fell into the backyard or something. The way you got there matters little. What really counts is that you're there for one reason: a wish.

A want. A desire. Something you can't get on your own. Something you want so badly that you would do anything to get it.

Well, you've come to the right place.

There's plenty to see in the house. The foyer is nice, and the kitchen is well-stocked. There's several other rooms as well: a sitting room, a dining room, a couple bedrooms for the people who wander upstairs to look, and a rather luxurious bathroom too. Several rooms open to the outside as well, so it's easy to come inside by many different paths.

But ultimately, you will end up face-to-face with a screen that opens into a room with a table and two chairs which overlooks the backyard.

And in that room, you will find the shopkeeper.]



[What happens now? Well, that's up to you, isn't it?]

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[foundfate]

[With his point made, he pulls his finger out of his mouth with a wet 'pop'. Then he'll wipe it on the edge of his kimono like a hethan because he doesn't have a towel on hand.]

Men are easy to figure out. Women are the tricky ones.

[exaomori]

[Unfortunately for both of them, cool and strong heathens are her type.]

You think? Ahh, don't tell me ya haven't figured out where that is.

[foundfate]

[And crude people are his type too. A match made in...well, not heaven, probably.]

No, I know where that is, don't be ridiculous. Women are more complicated. They have more to them, their souls contain more. Men are painfully easy to figure out- and yes, I know I am a man too, so I'm no exception to that- but being a woman in general is more complicated, so it's not surprising that women would be more complicated too.

Not that it's bad to be complicated. It just is.

[exaomori]

Aaah, you're puttin' me to sleep with your talkin' like that!

[What, was he talking metaphorically or metaphysically? Either way, too much! Dhe needed more booze in her, so she'll take another gulp of her drink and then a small sip as if she suddenly remembered that he wanted her to enjoy the taste.]

Women ain't that hard, ya just gotta listen with your ears and not your dick. Simple!

[foundfate]

I'm not listening with my dick!

[And here he had some thoughts on how women tend to think more about their words before they speak and how they're generally more prone to considering their actions, but Shura ruined it. And now Watanuki is a little grumpy.]

Just who do you think I am? I know I'm a guy, but my sex drive isn't that high that I can't think about anything else.

[exaomori]

[Someone should have warned him about the dangers of Shura's company. Nothing was sacred in her presence, not even someone trying to be nice and thoughtful.

But it does have her leaning to the side as she tries to hold in her laughter, which may or may not be a good thing for him. ]

You're a funny guy, y'know~!

[That's probably a compliment. ]