Oh noes, old men smooching!

[paladaddy]

[Okay.

So.

Let's fast-forward a bit, past where Shiro and Stein met and became buddies and so forth. All that stuff already partially happened in Vat anyway. So by now Shiro is at least friendly enough with Stein that he can be honest with him and ask questions without holding himself back.]

You have a lot of scars.

[He's curious, ok?]

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[circumsutus]

Are you offering? I'm... [Oh. Pressure. That's nice of Shiro.] flattered.

[paladaddy]

[That gets a chuckle out of him.]

Next time, then.

[Right now, he's a little busy trying to give Stein a hickey.]

[circumsutus]

Oh, will there be a next time? [A hickey's not such a bad thing, and Stein tilts his head to give Shiro better access. His fingers rest on the waistband of the priest's pants, tugging Shiro closer.]

[paladaddy]

Well I certainly hope so.

[This isn't too bad, actually. Shiro is enjoying himself, at least.

He's tugged closer, which means his thigh is now rubbing up against Stein's crotch. Shiro decides to help that along a bit, and he slips a hand down to Stein's lower back so that he can pull the man against him. Hope you like grinding, Stein!]

[circumsutus]

I wouldn't mind it. [Stein's not going to complain about the grinding, and he pushes his hips against Shiro's. A tilt of his head, and his teeth nip lightly at the upper lobe of Shiro's ear.

Making out is always an exercise in angles when Stein is involved, because of the metal bar jammed through his skull. It's not pleasant when jostled.

But they'll manage.]

[paladaddy]

[Given how it goes through Stein's brain and all, Shiro hadn't even been thinking about messing with it. He's worried about brain damage and all.

His ears actually are pretty sensitive, so that gets a low noise from him. Not wanting to be outdone, he'll kiss his way up Stein's neck, going for those sensitive spots again.

He's also debating how to flip Stein around and move him to the bed without stopping the kissing. He's taller than him, so he's not so sure he can just pick Stein up and move him like that.]

[circumsutus]

[Stein's not going to let himself be flipped around so easily. The attention on his neck is very nice, and he's getting an interesting reaction from Shiro. It would be foolish not to continue this particular experiment, an experiment that currently consists of careful application of teeth and tongue on the edges of Shiro's ear.]

[paladaddy]

[Well, what if Shiro nudges his other leg between Stein's, so that he can get Stein straddling his hips and push him up against the wall. What then, Stein?]

[circumsutus]

[Stein is still taller than you, Shiro. The forced change in position just brings him down to eye level with the priest.]

Oh my, whatever shall I do? [Take this seriously? Never.]

[paladaddy]

[Shh it's a triumph for him, they're the same height now.]

Beg for mercy?

[Or just accept the walling.]

[circumsutus]

Please. Mercy. [The most deadpan begging ever.]

[paladaddy]

[This fucking face right here, this is the face he is making at that.]

[circumsutus]

[Stein grins.]

Something wrong?

[paladaddy]

You're terrible.

[y u no play along?

But seriously, he's going to try picking up Stein and moving him the three feet or so over to the bed. It's not that far, and he is pretty sure that he's strong enough to do it without throwing out his back.]

[circumsutus]

Am I? [This is ridiculous, Shiro. But sure, he'll let the priest carry him onto the bed (if Shiro's strong enough).]

Would you like me to make you beg? I'm sure I can come up with something... effective.

[This is sexy.]

[paladaddy]

[He's got muscles ok? And he'll just drop Stein on his back on the bed, but still stay between his legs and lean over him.]

I'm supposed to be the one making you beg, not the other way around.

[circumsutus]

[Stein's hands reach up and hold on to Shiro's waist.]

You're not doing a very good job.

[paladaddy]

Well, to be fair, I usually don't do this with men.

[circumsutus]

If I remember correctly, the last time you did this was before I was born. You're out of practice, old man.

[paladaddy]

The last time I dated was before you were born. You don't have to date to have sex.

[So sayeth Shiro, the master of one-night stands.

Also he's undoing Stein's pants now.]

[circumsutus]

As a doctor I feel obligated to ask if you've been sexually active since the last time you were tested for STDs.

[paladaddy]

[WAVING STEIN OFF]

I always use condoms.

[With those pants undone and pulled down a bit, Shiro is going to slip a hand in and start fondling Stein. They're going to have sex, damnit, and boners are needed for sex!]

[circumsutus]

I-- [Oh, okay. That's helpful. That's getting his arousal back.

A huff of air.]

Enjoying yourself?

[Shiro, did you want to know how far those self-inflicted scars go?]

[paladaddy]

I am now.

[Yeah he's feeling that, he can't believe the scars go all the way down there.]

You were serious about seeing your own body, weren't you?

[circumsutus]

I told you. I was curious. [Stein's going to undo Shiro's pants now. There's no point in only one of them being aroused.]