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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
tinystitches: (look right through me)

there is literally no fanart of him at the right age for this thread.

[personal profile] tinystitches 2013-11-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[A huge bed, a giant hot tub, a perfect view, and the promise of cutting open some demons later in the mission. Stein doesn't really need anything else (and honestly, he could do without everything but the last thing on that list).

Shiro's reaction is amusing, and completely unnecessary.
]

Something wrong, senpai?
futurepaladin: (:\)

What, nobody draws sexy teenage Stein?

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-11-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
The bed. That's what's wrong.

[Don't get him wrong, he's alright with Stein. The guy is weird, and has been ever since their academy days. Now that they're a few years out of that and have been practically-adults for a year or two, he's seemed to mellow out. That, or he's good at hiding his psychotic tendencies.

But Shiro is a bed hog, and the only way he ever shares a bed is when it involves certain activities that also involve being naked.
]
hellpyre: (Default)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a snort and a laugh from Rin.]

Okay, Kuro maybe. I didn't know Kuro back then though! Or... you or anyone...

[the laughter subsides in to a soft, thoughtful sigh.]

I wonder if I woulda been a different person, if I had known you sooner...
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053351)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I was a little shit as a kid. We might've fought even more than we do now.

[Sure, their arguments usually stem from caring for each other, but they're still arguments.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307882)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but that's what kids do anyway.

[She reaches over and prods him in the side gently.]

So what brought this on all of a sudden?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053330)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns, both at the prodding and the question.]

I dunno, I guess I was just thinking about it. We've been dating for three months now, and we haven't really done anything.
hellpyre: (pic#6378648)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Heaven forbid the girl you just tried to kiss actually touch you. Geez.]

Well... yeah, but there's been other things on our mind. I mean... I wouldn't mind doin' other stuff with you, but I haven't really been all that worried about it.

Hell, most of the time it's just nice to come home after workin' all day in the kitchen and just spend time with you...

[She trailed off a little there, the hand she had used to prod him with settling next to his on the bed. Another bit of red crept in to her cheeks as she added something with a slightly more sheepish tone:]

I really wouldn't... mind doin' other things with you, though...
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121418)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He goes pink too, and suddenly he looks away. He thinks he knows what Rin is talking about, and truth be told the thoughts were in his mind too.]

...yeah, me too.

[He admits it so Rin doesn't feel awkward for bringing it up. Also because he wants to see where this goes.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307892)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Even though he had tried to kiss her not twenty minutes ago, she wasn't expecting to hear him respond with that after what she had said. Her face does a nice job of going completely red all the way to her ears, and she ducks her head down as if that's going to hide it.

Crap what do.]


W-well uhm...
kyotoprincess: (obscured eyes)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL IT HAD TO BE SAID. It's not like they have to worry about ruining things forever or anything, the world is already broken.]

We. We don't have to do anything, if you're not ready.

[Bon is curious, but he won't press the issue either.]
circumsutus: (so bishi)

Only old man sex in this fandom

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-11-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He's gotten much better at hiding them. So much better that he's actually allowed to go out on missions, not quite enough that he's allowed to train for Knight or Dragoon.]

What, worried I'll dissect you in your sleep?

[The tone is teasing, the possibility is real.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307878)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[True. And if they could survive something like Kyoto and all that shit together it's highly doubtful lesser things would really wreck their relationship any.

And she'd be lying if she said she wasn't curious, too.

Her fingers inch towards his across the small gap between them, threading through with a bit of uncertain hesitance. Slowly she looked back up at him, blue eyes as vivid as ever through the mess of black fringe over them.]


I want to...
futurepaladin: (whatever)

hawt

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-11-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, not really. I'd shut that shit down right away, and I'm pretty sure you already know how much I'll ruin your fun.

[He still has that scar from before, by the way. Asshole.]

I just don't want to fight over blankets.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121186)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
...right now?

[He might sound a little hopeful. Maybe. Because let's face it, even though he ignores anything romantic 99% of the time, he still has a sex drive. And he's a teenage boy. It is a normal thing to be curious about.

He'll look down at their hands, threaded together, and then back up at Rin. If she wants to, he will, but he's got to make sure first.
]
hellpyre: (pic#6025877)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Well... I-I mean if you want to...

[Hey she's gotta make sure, too.]
circumsutus: (look who's bishi)

always

[personal profile] circumsutus 2013-11-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro has a scar from Stein, and Stein constantly wears the bracelet Shiro have him. That makes them even.]

You're smaller, you can have the chair if you're worried you can't manage to share a bed peacefully.

[It's a nice chair, but not designed for sleeping in.]
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121230)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, sure.

[A pause, and he looks away again, awkwardly.]

If you want to too.
futurepaladin: (:\)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-11-21 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh HELL no. Stein might technically outrank Shiro in the Doctor meister, but Shiro has more meisters overall so he totally outranks Stein in his mind. Plus he's older!

The height comment was not missed, by the way. It's not his fault that he stopped growing when he reached 177 centimeters, while Stein continues to grow even to this day. Right now there's not that much of a difference between them, so he won't stand for short jokes.
]

How about I make you sleep in the bathtub?
hellpyre: (pic#6438713)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
. . . I already said I did.

[Bon pls.

Rin straightens up a bit, reaching with her other hand to prod him in the cheek this time.]


C'mon, I'm not that scary, am I?
tinystitches: (Went to school and I was very nervous)

[personal profile] tinystitches 2013-11-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're not allowed in it. Ever. [If Stein's getting a hot tub he's going to take full advantage of a long, hot bath. Stein's going to be absurdly tall once he hits his full height, and his bones have been a constant full throb of growing pains for the last few years. He has no objections to a hot tub bath, or falling asleep in the water.

So there.
]
futurepaladin: (shouting)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-11-21 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I still need to bathe!

[Unlike Stein, Shiro hasn't had growing pains for a while, so becoming a prune does not sound appealing. But he still wants to be clean.]
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053283)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Frown frown frown

The next part is said in monotone.
]

You're not scary.
tinystitches: (Went to school and I was very nervous)

[personal profile] tinystitches 2013-11-21 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You should have thought about that beforehand.
hellpyre: (pic#6025872)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[God, so serious.]

It was a joke...
kyotoprincess: (obscured eyes)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He is the most srs.

But he knows he's being uptight, and he sighs.
]

Sorry. Guess I'm a little wound up.

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