Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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What, nobody draws sexy teenage Stein?

[futurepaladin]

The bed. That's what's wrong.

[Don't get him wrong, he's alright with Stein. The guy is weird, and has been ever since their academy days. Now that they're a few years out of that and have been practically-adults for a year or two, he's seemed to mellow out. That, or he's good at hiding his psychotic tendencies.

But Shiro is a bed hog, and the only way he ever shares a bed is when it involves certain activities that also involve being naked.]

Only old man sex in this fandom

[circumsutus]

[He's gotten much better at hiding them. So much better that he's actually allowed to go out on missions, not quite enough that he's allowed to train for Knight or Dragoon.]

What, worried I'll dissect you in your sleep?

[The tone is teasing, the possibility is real.]

hawt

[futurepaladin]

Nah, not really. I'd shut that shit down right away, and I'm pretty sure you already know how much I'll ruin your fun.

[He still has that scar from before, by the way. Asshole.]

I just don't want to fight over blankets.

always

[circumsutus]

[Shiro has a scar from Stein, and Stein constantly wears the bracelet Shiro have him. That makes them even.]

You're smaller, you can have the chair if you're worried you can't manage to share a bed peacefully.

[It's a nice chair, but not designed for sleeping in.]

[futurepaladin]

[Oh HELL no. Stein might technically outrank Shiro in the Doctor meister, but Shiro has more meisters overall so he totally outranks Stein in his mind. Plus he's older!

The height comment was not missed, by the way. It's not his fault that he stopped growing when he reached 177 centimeters, while Stein continues to grow even to this day. Right now there's not that much of a difference between them, so he won't stand for short jokes.]

How about I make you sleep in the bathtub?

[tinystitches]

Then you're not allowed in it. Ever. [If Stein's getting a hot tub he's going to take full advantage of a long, hot bath. Stein's going to be absurdly tall once he hits his full height, and his bones have been a constant full throb of growing pains for the last few years. He has no objections to a hot tub bath, or falling asleep in the water.

So there.]

[futurepaladin]

Hey, I still need to bathe!

[Unlike Stein, Shiro hasn't had growing pains for a while, so becoming a prune does not sound appealing. But he still wants to be clean.]

[tinystitches]

You should have thought about that beforehand.

[futurepaladin]

Fine, fine! We can share the bed.

[He'll figure out another way to get Stein to leave it.]

But fair warning; I'm a cuddler.

[tinystitches]

Save the pickup lines for your girlfriends.

[futurepaladin]

[His face falls.]

That wasn't a pickup line, dummy. It was a warning.

[circumsutus]

What, you don't like me?

[futurepaladin]

You are a delightful person and I enjoy your company.

[It's not really sarcasm there, but he is clearly got some snark mixed in with a truthful statement.]

[tinystitches]

My brainwashing attempts have been successful. [Slightly teasing. Not quite untrue.]

[futurepaladin]

Oh noooo, not the brainwashing! Now I'll be a helpless slave forever, aaaah!

[He's going to drop his bags and flop down on the bed despite the playing around, though. It's nice and soft, and he sighs.]

[circumsutus]

You say that like you aren't already.

[Stein sits down on the bed, then flops backward. He always likes a big soft bed.]

[futurepaladin]

Psh, like anyone could brainwash me. I'm am an uncontrollable force of nature.

[Says the guy who got possessed by demons on at least two occasions.]

[circumsutus]

That sounds like a challenge to me.

[futurepaladin]

[This is Shiro grabbing a pillow and shoving it at Stein. He's totally not trying to suffocate Stein with it, nope.]

No.

Go take your bath so we can get to bed, I'm tired.

[circumsutus]

[Tell him to go but smother him in place. Stein's sure getting mixed signals here.]

You just can't wait to share a bed with me. Don't worry, dear, I'll be quick.

[futurepaladin]

[He's a teenager, of course he sends mixed signals.

He'll also be rolling his eyes at Stein.]

I can't wait to go off to dreamland and dream that I'm sharing a bed with a hot chick.

[tinystitches]

... You're already planning on having sex dreams while cuddling me.

[futurepaladin]

[GOD STEIN WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND SO DIRTY

Shiro is just going to throw his pillow at Stein now.]

Stop being a dumbass about it!

[tinystitches]

[YOU STARTED IT!

And tossing that pillow back before heading off to the bathroom for a long hot bath.]

You're the one being a dumbass.

[futurepaladin]

[Shiro is too cool to admit to being in the wrong.

Also by the time Stein is done, Shiro kind of just. Fell asleep on top of the covers. Though he did manage to get his jacket and shoes off at least?]