Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[futurepaladin]

Just curious.

[A little louder now, since he knows Stein is awake, but still quietly spoken. With Shiro being such a loudmouth normally, it might be weird to hear him be quiet like that for once. He just happens to have better bed methods.]

Bad dreams? Or did I wake you up when I got up?

[tinystitches]

[It is strange, but not unwelcome. It means Stein can be a little more relaxed than he would be if Shiro started turning on lights and moving around.]

... Both.

[Not like Stein ever has good dreams.]

I see you got cold and decided to cuddle.

[futurepaladin]

Yeah, well, you know me. I'm a heat-leech.

[Shiro prefers the quiet of moments like this sometimes. He does like excitement, but sometimes it's nice to be relaxing in near-sleep.

Though he's more awake than asleep now.

Then he's struck with a thought, and he chuckles.]

You know, if you were one of the girls I'd taken home, I'd make a joke about making our own heat.

[tinystitches]

Oh? Would it work on them?

[futurepaladin]

Of course. I wouldn't use it if it didn't work.

[Spoilers: it worked like, twice tops. Everyone else laughed at him.]

[tinystitches]

Yeah? The one time you used it?

[futurepaladin]

Hey! It was more than once!

[Whoops Stein saw right through him. Shiro is no longer cool.]

[tinystitches]

[Really, Shiro was never cool.]

How many? [Stein's sexual experience has been... limited. Not much chance for it when you're not allowed to interact with people.]

In general, not just how many girls took pity on your terrible pickup line.

[futurepaladin]

There was never any pity sex, they actually liked it.

[But he does take a moment to think back and count.]

...five, I think? Wait no, six, but the sixth was a guy.

[tinystitches]

... A guy? [Stein... hadn't really thought of that as an option.How does that work?

[futurepaladin]

[Oh right. Sheltered kid who's kept away from most people. Shiro forgets that at times.]

It's...well, kind of like jerking off, but with two dicks instead of one? It would probably be easier to show you, than to describe it.

[But does he mean by looking up videos, or by doing it in person?]

[tinystitches]

Are you propositioning me?

[futurepaladin]

...You really know nothing about sex and people.

To proposition someone, you gotta use a sexy voice. Just stating something isn't sexy, it would have to be something like- [Give him a moment, he's switching to a sexy voice.] -It would be easier to show you~

[tinystitches]

... Is that your sexy voice, senpai?

[futurepaladin]

...are you going to make fun of me for it?

[tinystitches]

Are you sure people don't just pity you?

[futurepaladin]

[Instead of answering, he'll just squeeze Stein tightly around the waist. His arms were already there, since they're spooning and all, and this is totally the most mature answer to Stein's question.]

[tinystitches]

[A short huff of breath, surprised. But when he speaks he keeps his voice level and amused.]

My, senpai, I didn't realize you were that desperate for my attention.

[futurepaladin]

Yes, you've got it all figured out. Instead of the sempai noticing someone, he wants to be the one who is noticed.

[Be sure to notice that sarcasm, by the way.

He does like surprising Stein, though. He's even considering doing more, to see if Stein would be caught off-guard by it.]

[tinystitches]

In that case, consider yourself noticed. [And there is Stein's attempt at a sexy voice.]

[futurepaladin]

[It's nowhere near as good as Shiro's is, at least in Shiro's mind. But Shiro gives Stein points for trying.]

Oooh, Kouhai noticed me~ In that case...

[Yeah he's basically poking at Stein now, to see how long he'll go with the act. He's pulling himself closer to Stein now, so that he can whisper into his ear.]

Maybe we really should do something about it, hmm?

[tinystitches]

[It's not so much playing along as it is giving in to his own intense curiosity.]

Oh, I agree. Teach me, senpai.

[futurepaladin]

[Well then. Time to skip the talk, and start kissing on Stein's neck.

Shiro will definitely be teaching Stein many things tonight, but he's going to take it slowly. Might as well get the guy worked up first.]

[tinystitches]

[Stein freezes, not sure what he's supposted to be doing here. So for now, he won't do anything.]

[futurepaladin]

[Well, freezing is not the right thing. Shiro pauses, then pulls away from Stein's neck just far enough to speak.]

Nervous?