backyardbbq | Open smut post

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[Shiro is too cool to admit to being in the wrong.

Also by the time Stein is done, Shiro kind of just. Fell asleep on top of the covers. Though he did manage to get his jacket and shoes off at least?]

[What a loser. Stein at least goes under the covers. He's shirtless and dripping wet and cold, there's no way he's not burying himself under a blanket or three.]

[Shiro doesn't start off cold, but eventually he's shivering. At some point, several hours after they've both gone to sleep, Shiro will wake up enough to crawl under the blankets and cuddle up next to Stein.

He wasn't kidding when he said he was a cuddler, by the way. Hopefully Stein isn't a light sleeper.]

[Stein's not used to sharing a room with someone, let alone sharing a bed. It took him a while to get to sleep, and then he wakes up again when Shiro decides to crawl under the covers with him.

And then there's that infamous cuddling. Stein was expecting it, but it still comes as a little bit of a surprise. But it's not too bad. Stein doesn't usually engage in physical contact, but it feels... nice.

So instead of shoving Shiro out of the bed, or moving away, Stein just stays where he is.]

[Shiro doesn't fall right back asleep, but instead wakes up a bit more. He has a strange sleeping schedule: he'll sleep for maybe five or six hours, then be awake for an hour or two, then sleep some more. This just happens to be one of his wakeful breaks in between his two times of sleeping.

He listens for a bit, to hear if Stein has the slow breaths of sleep,or if he's been woken up too. After a few moments of that, he whispers to him.]

Hey, you awake?

[And yes, he's still holding onto Stein. He warned Stein, after all, and Stein isn't pushing him away.]

No. I'm just talking in my sleep. [Stein's never been able to sleep through the night, not with all the noise in his head. And now he's completely awake, rather than just partly awake. It's going to take a while for him to get back to sleep.]

Why?

Just curious.

[A little louder now, since he knows Stein is awake, but still quietly spoken. With Shiro being such a loudmouth normally, it might be weird to hear him be quiet like that for once. He just happens to have better bed methods.]

Bad dreams? Or did I wake you up when I got up?

[It is strange, but not unwelcome. It means Stein can be a little more relaxed than he would be if Shiro started turning on lights and moving around.]

... Both.

[Not like Stein ever has good dreams.]

I see you got cold and decided to cuddle.

Yeah, well, you know me. I'm a heat-leech.

[Shiro prefers the quiet of moments like this sometimes. He does like excitement, but sometimes it's nice to be relaxing in near-sleep.

Though he's more awake than asleep now.

Then he's struck with a thought, and he chuckles.]

You know, if you were one of the girls I'd taken home, I'd make a joke about making our own heat.

Oh? Would it work on them?

Of course. I wouldn't use it if it didn't work.

[Spoilers: it worked like, twice tops. Everyone else laughed at him.]

Yeah? The one time you used it?

Hey! It was more than once!

[Whoops Stein saw right through him. Shiro is no longer cool.]

[Really, Shiro was never cool.]

How many? [Stein's sexual experience has been... limited. Not much chance for it when you're not allowed to interact with people.]

In general, not just how many girls took pity on your terrible pickup line.

There was never any pity sex, they actually liked it.

[But he does take a moment to think back and count.]

...five, I think? Wait no, six, but the sixth was a guy.

... A guy? [Stein... hadn't really thought of that as an option.How does that work?

[Oh right. Sheltered kid who's kept away from most people. Shiro forgets that at times.]

It's...well, kind of like jerking off, but with two dicks instead of one? It would probably be easier to show you, than to describe it.

[But does he mean by looking up videos, or by doing it in person?]

Are you propositioning me?

...You really know nothing about sex and people.

To proposition someone, you gotta use a sexy voice. Just stating something isn't sexy, it would have to be something like- [Give him a moment, he's switching to a sexy voice.] -It would be easier to show you~

... Is that your sexy voice, senpai?

...are you going to make fun of me for it?

Are you sure people don't just pity you?

[Instead of answering, he'll just squeeze Stein tightly around the waist. His arms were already there, since they're spooning and all, and this is totally the most mature answer to Stein's question.]

[A short huff of breath, surprised. But when he speaks he keeps his voice level and amused.]

My, senpai, I didn't realize you were that desperate for my attention.

Yes, you've got it all figured out. Instead of the sempai noticing someone, he wants to be the one who is noticed.

[Be sure to notice that sarcasm, by the way.

He does like surprising Stein, though. He's even considering doing more, to see if Stein would be caught off-guard by it.]

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