Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

Comments

[9thbest]

[Mayyyyybe.

Or maybe she's just talking idly while they walk. Because she likes talking.]

Mmm, I guess that's true. Even if two people did that, everyone else would keep it quiet, I think.

Not that anybody's dating anyway, so I guess it's a non-issue.

[futurepaladin]

Oh noooo, not the brainwashing! Now I'll be a helpless slave forever, aaaah!

[He's going to drop his bags and flop down on the bed despite the playing around, though. It's nice and soft, and he sighs.]

[honestguy]

Right, there'd be no damn point in making a big deal out of it when we've got bigger shit to think about.

[ Of course. That's very convenient. ]

But yeah, you're right. It wouldn't really matter, either way.

[circumsutus]

You say that like you aren't already.

[Stein sits down on the bed, then flops backward. He always likes a big soft bed.]

[hellpyre]

[Rin scowled at him, but slowly she let her arm drop with a sigh, looking down at her chest afterwards.]

I guess not... I've always been a lot smaller than Yuki, though. Not just here.

[futurepaladin]

Psh, like anyone could brainwash me. I'm am an uncontrollable force of nature.

[Says the guy who got possessed by demons on at least two occasions.]

[circumsutus]

That sounds like a challenge to me.

[futurepaladin]

[This is Shiro grabbing a pillow and shoving it at Stein. He's totally not trying to suffocate Stein with it, nope.]

No.

Go take your bath so we can get to bed, I'm tired.

[kyotoprincess]

[He really shouldn't ask, but-]

Where else do you mean?

[circumsutus]

[Tell him to go but smother him in place. Stein's sure getting mixed signals here.]

You just can't wait to share a bed with me. Don't worry, dear, I'll be quick.

[futurepaladin]

[He's a teenager, of course he sends mixed signals.

He'll also be rolling his eyes at Stein.]

I can't wait to go off to dreamland and dream that I'm sharing a bed with a hot chick.

[tinystitches]

... You're already planning on having sex dreams while cuddling me.

[futurepaladin]

[GOD STEIN WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND SO DIRTY

Shiro is just going to throw his pillow at Stein now.]

Stop being a dumbass about it!

[tinystitches]

[YOU STARTED IT!

And tossing that pillow back before heading off to the bathroom for a long hot bath.]

You're the one being a dumbass.

[futurepaladin]

[Shiro is too cool to admit to being in the wrong.

Also by the time Stein is done, Shiro kind of just. Fell asleep on top of the covers. Though he did manage to get his jacket and shoes off at least?]

[tinystitches]

[What a loser. Stein at least goes under the covers. He's shirtless and dripping wet and cold, there's no way he's not burying himself under a blanket or three.]

[hellpyre]

[Nothing dirty, Bon.]

She was always taller than me, and... built bigger I guess? I remember for the last part of middle school she got stuck wearin' a guy's uniform jacket 'cause none of the girl tops fit her anymore and we couldn't afford new ones until she got to high school.

[She pauses there, then lets out a laugh]

I guess havin' a smaller chest ain't all bad.

[futurepaladin]

[Shiro doesn't start off cold, but eventually he's shivering. At some point, several hours after they've both gone to sleep, Shiro will wake up enough to crawl under the blankets and cuddle up next to Stein.

He wasn't kidding when he said he was a cuddler, by the way. Hopefully Stein isn't a light sleeper.]

[kyotoprincess]

[It's hard to imagine Yukio having trouble with fitting tops. Then again, it's hard to imagine Yukio as a girl at all. The only image he can conjure up is from the time they all had to cross-dress, and that is not a pretty image.

The grimace on his face, though, is very clear.]

...right. That must've sucked.

[hellpyre]

Mn... she rolled with it pretty well. Even in that uniform, she was still prettier than me. I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't jealous...

[She lets out a sigh, head rolling back a bit with her eyes closed. She peeked open one eye, though, catching the look on Bon's face.]

... what's wrong?

[kyotoprincess]

I just...can't imagine it.

[He hesitates, then speak again.]

For a mission, a demon would only respond to women. We all had to dress up like girls, so the demon would appear.

...Yukio was an ugly woman.

[He specifically uses 'Yukio' to show it was the male version of Rin's twin, not the female version.]

[hellpyre]

I remember that mission! I had to help you and the other guys get all dressed up while Shiemi and Izumo went and dealt with the demon!

[Sorry, Bon, she can't help but laugh a little at the memory.]

So I guess... Yukio probably looked a lot different than Yuki... but your Rin and I look more alike... ?

[kyotoprincess]

[Bon cracks a smile at that.]

Nah, he made an ugly girl too. You're way cuter than he was.

[hellpyre]

[Aw Bon, you actually got her to blush. But she's doing it with a smile this time.]

Even with my tiny chest?

[kyotoprincess]

Especially with a tiny chest. You look fine the way you are, I woudn't change a thing about you.

[Her looks, mind you. He still wants to do something about her impulsiveness, and her habit of getting seriously hurt...

But hey, he's relaxed, right? Maybe trying a kiss again would be a good idea.]