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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
paladaddy: (Adult? What adult?)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-03 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I think we're two relatively well-grounded people, we stand a good chance of making all of this work.

[The rest of the train ride was relatively uneventful, though they did get quite a few stares (and some friendly congratulations) when they arrived some hours later. Shiro had also received a few calls to his cell phone, but he had set it to silent after the first call. This was his honeymoon, he didn't want to be disturbed. He could deal with the fallout next week.

After they check in, Shiro finally asks the question he should have asked a while ago.
]

Ever been to a hot spring before?
takesrisks: (Don't want to be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Nanaki?
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-03 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally out of the public's eye Klaud relaxes, although not that much. Still being trapped in this extravagantly layered outfit sort of put a damper on her attempts to ease her own tension.

Or maybe she was just nervous.]


This is my first time. Have you? [She picks at the obi before forcing herself to stop fidgeting with the cloth.]
findsrisks: (pretty please?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We've been together a while, right? And we can talk about pretty much anything, right?

[Whoops she looks a little unsure as she tries to bring something up.]
findsrisks: (sigh)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is why you're different. You don't make hasty judgments, so you are more willing to listen and find the truth.

[Which is how she's justifying this to herself. Long she promised to herself that she would never tell anyone about her visions, which was eventually amended to 'never tell anyone except for other people with future-sight about her visions'. But Leo doesn't have future-sight, and she's still not completely sure that he will even listen to her. Leo may be the type to look beyond the surface of a situation, but she doesn't know how he will react to hearing about impending death.

So she looks out towards the forests surrounding camp, takes a deep breath, and speaks again.
]

Two days from now, during a game of capture the flag, a camper from Hephaestus cabin will slip and fall off of a rocky outcropping. He will fall into a narrow gap between two large boulders, and he will die of his injuries long before he is found.

[She has an oddly neutral voice as she says all of this, like she is stating normal facts rather than giving a prediction of someone's death.]
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[personal profile] fundemetal 2013-07-03 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He listens to what Nanaki says. It's not at all what he expected to hear. And to be honest, it's scary. Not that she's scary, he's got no problem at all with her ability. But the idea that he or one of his cabinmates could wind up dead later this week was scary. He didn't say anything for awhile as he went through all the ways that this sort of thing could be prevented. The easiest way would be to keep his cabin from participating in the capture the flag game this week. But that would require a lot of explanation that he wasn't sure would get through to them or to the other campers.

Eventually he speaks.
]

Is that why you threw the drill into the lake? It was going to hurt someone?

[If that's true, then maybe she has a suggestion for how to keep this new prediction from coming true.]
findsrisks: (on guard)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nanaki nods in response.]

Your cabinmates use power tools every day. I've never touched one in my entire life. Do you think they would have listened to me if I had said 'Don't use that drill, the casing is cracked and the drill bit is going to go right through someone's skull'?

[Which is the crux of Nanaki's troubles regarding her predictions: nobody believes her. She can't even warn people, because they usually won't listen to her. All of those weird things she does in camp are efforts to prevent accidents from happening without anyone realizing what's going on.]
takesrisks: (Now and then I'll try to bend)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-03 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course!

[ smile smile put her at ease YOU CALL TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING BEKKU-SAN ]
findsrisks: ((゚.゚*)(*゚.゚))

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[EVEN DIRTY THINGS?]

Well, I was thinking. Maybe we should, I dunno...try something new?
fundemetal: (09)

[personal profile] fundemetal 2013-07-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They probably wouldn't have, but I would have. Even without knowing this about you. If I'd been lucky enough to be the one to pick it up next, I would have been able to repair it.

[He would have noticed something like that being off and stopped to examine it instead of blindly using it.]
findsrisks: (m'_'m)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is why you're different.

[Leo may have been that aware of a drill, but most people would have just picked it up and used it.]

And that is why I need your help. After what I did before, nobody from your cabin is going to listen to me if I try to misdirect them during the game.
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[personal profile] fundemetal 2013-07-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[They're almost at the bunker, which looks like nothing but a cliff.]

You got any ideas for how?

[When they get to the face, Leo presses his hand to the face of the cliff using his fire to unlock the bunker. He walks inside and motions for her to follow.]

Come on in.
findsrisks: (wide-eyed)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that sure is a thing. She's distracted from answering for a moment as she looks at the opening in wonder. Once she's inside, though, she remembers that she was talking to Leo and answers him.]

Oh! I was thinking to wait by that cliff and stop the guy before he falls, but since it's capture the flag he might run away if it's someone he doesn't trust.
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[personal profile] fundemetal 2013-07-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Leo nods.]

You'll have to show me later which one and I'll stand guard. Or get someone else to.
takesrisks: (&I'll never be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ YES EVEN THOSE ]

Define "new". [ just trying to get a picture of what she wants ]
findsrisks: (pretty please?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
...something we haven't done before? Like, I dunno, using handcuffs or something?

[She wants all the things, but there's a few things in particular she has in mind.]

I-It's okay to say no, I was just thinking we could, you know, talk about it. Figure out something we both want to try, that kind of thing.
takesrisks: (I'm making you volunteer)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Iyaa, I didn't know Nanaki was so kinky~

[ a teasing tone here ]
takesrisks: (Calm down don't you resist)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
But yeah, I'd be alright with that.

Anything you have in mind that you want to start with?
findsrisks: (o9)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[She was about ready to punch him there for that comment.]

I'm not sure actually, the one thing that really interested me is something that's not physically possible.
takesrisks: (Then I'm done done on to the next one)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe we can figure out someway to at least get close?
findsrisks: (delicious noms)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...well I guess it couldn't hurt.

[Oh look she's getting pink in the cheeks now.]

I... I always wondered what it was like. To be the guy, I mean.

[Basically she wants to put her dick in Banjou's butt, but she doesn't have a dick.]
takesrisks: (&I'll never be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
To be the guy...?

[ wait for it


waaaaait for it






oh




hm 8|a ]


I... think there could be a way to do that. [ getting pink in the cheeks as well ]
findsrisks: (tuna?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That long pause made her nervous there, and she was about to tell Banjou to forget the whole thing.]

Is there? I thought it wasn't possible, because I don't have...yeah.
takesrisks: (&I waited out on high street)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's things we can get.

[ pulls out his book and writes "strap-on" before showing her the page ]
findsrisks: (...)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

Why did you write it down instead of saying it?

[Not that she can bring herself to say it either.]

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