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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
takesrisks: (Then I'm done done on to the next one)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe we can figure out someway to at least get close?
findsrisks: (delicious noms)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...well I guess it couldn't hurt.

[Oh look she's getting pink in the cheeks now.]

I... I always wondered what it was like. To be the guy, I mean.

[Basically she wants to put her dick in Banjou's butt, but she doesn't have a dick.]
takesrisks: (&I'll never be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
To be the guy...?

[ wait for it


waaaaait for it






oh




hm 8|a ]


I... think there could be a way to do that. [ getting pink in the cheeks as well ]
findsrisks: (tuna?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That long pause made her nervous there, and she was about to tell Banjou to forget the whole thing.]

Is there? I thought it wasn't possible, because I don't have...yeah.
takesrisks: (&I waited out on high street)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's things we can get.

[ pulls out his book and writes "strap-on" before showing her the page ]
findsrisks: (...)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

Why did you write it down instead of saying it?

[Not that she can bring herself to say it either.]
takesrisks: (I'd rather leave than suffer this)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Because.

Reasons.
findsrisks: (no)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because reasons.

[Right.]

How are we going to get one of these things anyway? There isn't exactly a sex store on the corner or anything.
takesrisks: (All this time to make amends)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Because reasons.

We could find the closest one or order online?
findsrisks: (delicious noms)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I think online might be better.

[Then nobody will ask questions about why they want a strap-on. It was hard enough to admit to Banjou, she couldn't imagine talking to strangers about it.]
takesrisks: (&I waited out on high street)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Welp, time for googling strap-ons and strap-on reviews. ]
findsrisks: ((゚.゚*)(*゚.゚))

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Just another one of the many things Nanaki never thought she would actually do.

But eventually they find one and order it, and a couple weeks later Nanaki has a box.
]

Hey Banjou, it's here!
takesrisks: (&One in ten)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, great!

[ pulling out a box cutter to open up the box ]
findsrisks: (PFFFFT)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
What, right now?

[For some reason she had thought they would do it right before bedtime or something.]
takesrisks: (All this time to make amends)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not really? We can? But I thought it'll be good to at least open the box.

[ asfsj good job bekku you made banjou go red first this time ]
findsrisks: (...)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Y-yeah, let's start with that.

[Whoops she got ahead of herself.

And yep that sure is a strap-on.
]

...there's a lot of parts to it.
takesrisks: (All this time to make amends)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ pulls out the instruction manual





there sure are some pretty instructive diagrams in there ]
findsrisks: (m'_'m)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear. Now she's going pink too.]

...ah. That explains it.
takesrisks: (What do you do when all your)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Leeet's eat lunch now.
findsrisks: ((゚.゚*)(*゚.゚))

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
...I suppose we won't be hungry after, so okay.
takesrisks: (Don't want to be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
We'd probably be passed out.
findsrisks: (sigh)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh definitely.

[So yes, eating beforehand is definitely a good idea.]
takesrisks: (&Truth or consequence say it aloud)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ they got this ]
findsrisks: (m'_'m)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Totally.

But even so, Nanaki's stomach is in knots all through lunch, and even after as they clean up. Just knowing what they're going to do, it makes her excited and nervous at the same time.
]
takesrisks: (&Truth or consequence say it aloud)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ banjou's pretty good at hiding his nerves, but he's sitting a bit too rigid and eats a bit too quickly. he's excited too and he really hopes that she enjoys herself while she fucks him ]

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