backyardbbq | Open smut post

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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Because.

Reasons.

Because reasons.

[Right.]

How are we going to get one of these things anyway? There isn't exactly a sex store on the corner or anything.

Yes. Because reasons.

We could find the closest one or order online?

I think online might be better.

[Then nobody will ask questions about why they want a strap-on. It was hard enough to admit to Banjou, she couldn't imagine talking to strangers about it.]

[ Welp, time for googling strap-ons and strap-on reviews. ]

[Just another one of the many things Nanaki never thought she would actually do.

But eventually they find one and order it, and a couple weeks later Nanaki has a box.]

Hey Banjou, it's here!

Hey, great!

[ pulling out a box cutter to open up the box ]

What, right now?

[For some reason she had thought they would do it right before bedtime or something.]

Well, not really? We can? But I thought it'll be good to at least open the box.

[ asfsj good job bekku you made banjou go red first this time ]

Y-yeah, let's start with that.

[Whoops she got ahead of herself.

And yep that sure is a strap-on.]

...there's a lot of parts to it.

[ pulls out the instruction manual

there sure are some pretty instructive diagrams in there ]

[Oh dear. Now she's going pink too.]

...ah. That explains it.

Leeet's eat lunch now.

...I suppose we won't be hungry after, so okay.

We'd probably be passed out.

Oh definitely.

[So yes, eating beforehand is definitely a good idea.]

[ they got this ]

[Totally.

But even so, Nanaki's stomach is in knots all through lunch, and even after as they clean up. Just knowing what they're going to do, it makes her excited and nervous at the same time.]

[ banjou's pretty good at hiding his nerves, but he's sitting a bit too rigid and eats a bit too quickly. he's excited too and he really hopes that she enjoys herself while she fucks him ]

[Wow it sounds so dirty when you put it like that.

Still, Nanaki can't wait and as soon as they're done and the dishes are cleaned up she speaks up again.]

So, uh. Ready?