notaccurate: (69)
Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
flashover: (027 and it's over now)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-07-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
W-well, yeah!! But isn't it a different kind...?

[Rin nods] I think I have some already, actually. And.... huh? Wash where?? Like just our dicks or our butts too?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121175)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-07-20 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see why it'd be different, it's all for the same thing.

[And he keeps reading on the page, until he makes a grossed-out face at one of the diagrams.]

Oh gross! I ain't doin' that!

[It's on how to properly clean out butts with douches and things like that.

There may not be any buttsex for a while, not until they can find condoms to use.
]
flashover: (208 I'M OK!!!)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-07-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. I guess. I just don't wanna, you know... get a weird rash or nothin'.

Do what, do what?!

[because the obvious response to "OH GROSS" for a 15 year old boy is to find the source of the gross. He grabs the book and starts laughing his tail off]

Oh my god!! That's way too much butt cleaning for me!! Hahah! Geez!
kyotoprincess: (pointing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-07-31 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[YEP too many butts, time to go for a non-butt chapter. Bon's never been a butt guy so.]

So it's agreed, we're never doing that level of cleaning.

...Which means we need to find condoms.

[Actually they could probably ask one of the adults, Bon is sure that sex is a thing that happens in this city.

He wonders if there's a way of asking anonymously.
]
flashover: (177)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-08-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin closes the book for Bon]

Alright, then I guess we need to go shopping, huh?!
kyotoprincess: (deep thought)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-08-05 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it's not really 'shopping' if we're not paying for anything.

[But yes, shopping is what they need.]

...We should go to different places, and speed up the search.
flashover: (204)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-08-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not really "stealing" either, since no one owns it. [a pause] Collecting!

[Rin nods] You take the west side, I'll take the east? [he heads over to the kitchen area and grabs one of the cloth bags he uses to bring groceries home in]