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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
scarred: (04)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-06 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I was too young to work with most of the larger animals, but I enjoyed being around the primates and one of the lions.

[The view was beautiful. Klaud took a moment to look out at everything, a small smile picking up the corners of her lips. How long had it been since she had taken a vacation?]

Someday I'd like to take you to a circus.
paladaddy: (heh)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Too long, apparently. And Shiro ends up smiling despite himself. Even if it's a small one, Klaud looks gorgeous when she smiles.]

I'd love to go to one.

[And since they're outside, Shiro will go ahead and start to remove the loose kimono he slipped on. The towels are right there, so he can wrap one around his waist without exposing himself to Klaud (quick hand magic yaaay), and he leaves the kimono on one of the rock shelves so it doesn't get wet.]
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She appreciates his gesture of modesty, not quite ready to see his entire package yet if she was going to be honest with herself.

Following his example, she changes into just a towel, wrapping it around herself snugly, and sets her kimono next to his. The towel only covers enough to be considered decent, but at this point trying to actively keep herself covered around him just seemed a little pointless.

After all...]
paladaddy: (cheeky grin)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro will do his best not to oogle, if only for Klaud's sake. She does have a nice body, but she also has an icy personality and he would rather not die on his honeymoon.

So once he's ready, he slips into the hot water and settles down, finding an outcropping of rocks to sit on that leaves him about chest-deep in water.
]

Come on in, it's nice and hot.
scarred: (04)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[She snorts quietly, stepping in after him. A shiver runs up her spine when her skin hits the water, but it's a welcoming feeling.

She sits herself next to him, one hand holding up her towel to cover herself, brushing his shoulder with her own. Once settled she visibly relaxes, cheeks lightly flushed.]


... This is nice.
paladaddy: (sighing)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
It is.

[He sighs contently as he settles into the water. For a moment he considers scooting over and letting Klaud have her space, but he thinks better of it and lets his shoulder touch hers.

Yes, this is quite nice. Shiro is definitely enjoying himself here.
]

And to think, all we had to do was get married to enjoy it.
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[A laugh escapes her so suddenly it even surprises her. She covers part of her face with her hand, biting down on her lip to try and stop herself from laughing any more.

She doesn't do a very good job of it, seeing that her shoulders are shaking.]


Why didn't I think of it sooner? Seems so silly now...
paladaddy: (Now that's a funny joke.)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey a laugh, that sounds nice. Shiro is glad that Klaud is keeping good humor about this whole situation.]

Just wait until you see all the free food and random gifts everyone will give us for the next year or so. We're living the high life now.
scarred: (03)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[It's hard not to smile after that.] I can get behind free food. I have to warn you, though, my cooking skills aren't too great.
paladaddy: (chuckle)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think between the two of us we earn enough to eat takeout every night.

[Or at least until one of their kids grows up and can cook for them.]
scarred: (Default)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's so unhealthy... [Another small laugh.] How has your heart not given out if that's been your diet?
paladaddy: (Adult? What adult?)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of exercise, and all those side-salads.

[But no really he'll probably die when he's 50 or something, he does not eat healthy at all.]

What about you? If you can't cook well, then you must eat out a lot too, right?
scarred: (06)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She'd rather not be a widow at 50-something so that will have to change.]

I'm not picky with what I eat, but I mostly eat vegetarian meals. It's difficult to mess that up.
paladaddy: (well...)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Now I don't know if I can do vegetarian all the time, but I think we can find some middle ground.
scarred: (03)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
That would be fine. I don't consider myself a vegetarian, so I'm sure we can figure something out... [Leaning against him just a little now.]
paladaddy: (oi!)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Oho

Shiro will lift his arm up, allowing Klaud to drape right against him if she wants, and that arm will go around Klaud's shoulder.
]

We eat a lot of seafood in Japan, to be honest. It's probably the healthiest meat you can eat.
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[She does just that, the heat in her cheeks not just because of the water temperature anymore.]

I look forward to it... to our life together, like this.
paladaddy: (well that's something new)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm...it might be fun.

[He'll certainly try to make it fun, at least.

Speaking of fun, he glances down at her and sees the flush on her cheeks.
]

Is it too warm in here?
scarred: (14)

[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so. [At least she can be positive about it.

She glances up at him, half of her face still hidden away.]
Ah, no. It's fine. This is comfortable for me.
paladaddy: (cheeky grin)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
It looks like the heat is going to your face...

[He trails off there, and then he grins. The next part is said in jest, mostly.]

Aaah, I see. Sitting around mostly-naked is affecting you like that, hmm?
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The blush spreads across the rest of her face and past her neck. Out of impulse she lightly smacks his chest.]

Don't be lewd! It isn't like that.
paladaddy: (chuckle)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Even though she hits him, he still gets a chuckle out of it.]

Oh? Do correct me about it, then.
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Her lips pull into a pout briefly before she straightens up. The towel around her chest slips ever so slightly.]

I don't see the point when your mind is already in the gutter.
paladaddy: (smirk)

[personal profile] paladaddy 2013-07-31 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
So I was right, then.

[Whoops he might sound a touch smug there. Also he sees what you did there Klaud, he glances at her chest for a moment before looking back up at her face to keep himself from staring.]

It can't just be the sight of me topless, though. I can't be the first man you've seen without a shirt on.

[He's not addressing their naked lower halves, because that's under water.]
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[personal profile] scarred 2013-07-31 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She is completely innocent here.

Still, she mirrors his smile and reaches up to carefully take his cheek in her hand, long fingers brushing over his stubble.]


If that's what you'd like to believe, I won't say yes or no.

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