notaccurate: (69)
Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
futurepaladin: (smug)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, assuming things would be thinking you're coming on to me by leaving your tail out.

[He says that with good humor. Then he snubs out his cigarette and tosses the butt out the window. He doesn't move from his perch quite yet, though, because he's trying to decide if he wants another smoke now or to take a shower first.]
darkasnight: (07)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sputters, cheeks splashed with red.] D-Don't joke like that!

Besides... [He falls back on the bed, tail still in hand.] I'm not that shallow.
futurepaladin: (sigh)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro raises an eyebrow.]

You're not so shallow as to hit on me? Wow, so rude. I know we're both guys and all buy you don't have to be so harsh.
darkasnight: (10)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sex has nothing to do with it. [Like he'd care about whether Shiro was a boy or girl.] You're too unpredictable and you flirt with anything that walks on two legs... Why would I bother flirting with someone like that?

I may be a demon, but I still have feelings. [Even if he does trust Shiro, he still feels very silly saying this.]
futurepaladin: (whatever)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[His face falls when Night says that. Even though it's true, it still stings a little.

When he speaks again, he sounds annoyed.
]

Yeah, well, whatever. I doubt you'd even know what to do if someone flirted with you, Mister Chaste Demon.

I'm gonna go shower now.

[And he grabs his clothes and heads off to the bathroom.]
darkasnight: (12)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not your usual brand of silver-tongue devil. Sorry, Shiro.

Night opens his mouth to fire off a reply, but Shiro is already gone and whatever he was going to say died in his throat.

He pulls the towel over his face and lies there silently until Shiro emerges from his shower.]
futurepaladin: (more talking)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The funny thing is, Shiro has mostly forgotten about the argument by the time he's out of the shower. It wasn't a big deal to him, so he forgot it pretty quickly.

He's now wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, and he tosses his dirty clothes into the corner before returning to drying his hair.
]

What time do we gotta be at the site tomorrow?
darkasnight: (06)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Six A.M., I believe. [But Night hasn't forgotten.

He tugs the towel off and looks over at Shiro, lips pulled down into a small frown.]


... I'm sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have said that to you.
futurepaladin: (not interested)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
'sno big deal.

[Shiro just shrugs it off. Baring enough to be angry after the fact is more energy than he's willing to spend.]

Besides, I said mean stuff too. Mister Chaste Demon isn't a nice name.
darkasnight: (12)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[A dopey smile spreads across his face.] It isn't the worst thing I've been called. Besides, it has some truth to it... I mean I've never even kissed someone before, let alone do anything else. That's pretty strange for someone of my kind.
futurepaladin: (:\)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
...You're fucking with me, right?

[Shiro finds that hard to believe. Demons were all about doing sinful things, and lust was right up there on that list of sins.]
darkasnight: (05)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not even in the slightest. Since I decided to become an exorcist all I've had time for is studying. Who would I even consider... hanging out with even with the small free time I have?

[He looks away, cheeks pink again.] ... Besides, I have other things on my mind than that sort of stuff.
futurepaladin: (smug)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro actually stops and contemplates this for a moment. There is a demon here, and this demon is a virgin. How many humans are able to say that they took a demon's virginity? Hell, even bragging to Mephisto about it would be glorious. And Night is pretty enough, and Shiro has always made exceptions for demons.

Then again, Night is his co-worker. If they did end up doing it, they would have to face each other frequently, and Shiro has no idea if Night is the type to get attached or not. Not to mention the stern lectures they would get if they were caught, and how difficult it would be to share a room again...

Three seconds of thought is all that Shiro gives it. Then he moves over to stand right near where Night is on the bed.
]

I think you'd change your mind about that if you tried it once. Want to?
darkasnight: (02)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
... What? [The question comes as a surprise to him and he's left at a loss for words. Night sits up, staring wide-eyed at Shiro. Is he offering...?]

Are you serious?
futurepaladin: (smirk)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives a little shrug.]

Sure, why not? I'm not one to say no to sex, and you're not bad looking either.

[Nevermind that 99% of the sex he has is with women, and the very few times he's been with men have all been with the other man leading. He can totally do this.]
darkasnight: (05)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[The same doubts that ran through Shiro's mind take their time in his. Was this a good idea? What would their relationship be after this? Surely Shiro wasn't the type to bring this up later or to use it against him...

His face is red as he ducks his head.]
... Ye-Yeah. Sure. Why not...
futurepaladin: (smirk)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Those are things to discuss later, because Shiro is an irresponsible teen and doesn't want to spend time sorting those things out beforehand.

Instead, he grins and tosses his towel aside before leaning in a bit to slip his hand under Night's chin and try to tip his face back up, so he can look at him directly.
]

First things first, don't be shy about it. Even if you're a blushing virgin, you don't gotta act like one.
darkasnight: (07)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[It's easy enough to move him, staring up at Shiro flustered beyond belief.

What was he even doing?]


I- It's not like I'm doin' this on purpose! Jeez...! [He turns his head away, hands clutching at the bed sheets.] I'm not gonna pretend I know what I'm doin' here.
futurepaladin: (whatever)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's a good thing that I know more than enough for the both of us, then.

[And he's going to slip into Night's lap now. Hopefully Night doesn't mind that.]
darkasnight: (08)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really...

[He weakly smirks, ears hot with Shiro in his lap now. A hand untangles itself from the bed to grab onto his hip, although it was more of an impulse reaction to keep Shiro steady than anything. His tail hangs over the side of the bed and gently thumps the mattress.]
futurepaladin: (heart)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, sex is awesome. Of course I'd have a lot of experience with it.

[After a moment's thought, he adds a bit more to that statement. And as he speaks, he's moving his hands up to Night's shoulders, and then his arms slip around those shoulders loosely, mostly for balance and to keep Night from running away.]

By the way, I don't get around as much as the rumors say. I can count the number of previous partners I've had on one hand. It's just that I did it a lot with those few people.

[Somehow that was supposed to be comforting to Night, really.]
darkasnight: (12)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
If I become like every other sex-crazed demon after this it'll be your fault. [But Night doubts that will happen. Even when he tries to think of himself like that he feels like laughing.

This close up he can smell the cigarette smoke on his breath, even past the smell of cheap soap and shampoo. He swallows quietly.]


Did you enjoy being with them?
futurepaladin: (smirk)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[That's an odd question to ask, but Shiro decides to answer anyway.]

Most of the time, yeah. A few times were kinda awkward, but usually it was fun.

But don't worry about comparing yourself to them. It's different with every person, so there's not really anything to compare.
darkasnight: (12)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever had sex with a demon before? [As calm as he want to sound his heart is hammering in his chest and his mouth is dry. Why is he so nervous... This is stupid.]
futurepaladin: (sigh)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
My first girlfriend was part demon. So yes.

[There were other demons too (well one in particular), but he'll never talk about that.]

It's not too different from being with humans. ...a little rougher, I guess, but not by much.

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