notaccurate: (69)
Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
9thbest: (bread wink)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good, because we wouldn't let you go anywhere anyway.

[Their team would be out one asshole if he did leave.]

It's worse for girls, though. The whole 'worrying about retirement' thing, I mean. Because not only do we have to make sure we don't get old, we have to keep from getting pregnant too.
honestguy: (uh okay there was a plan?)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, yeah. They'd make you sit stuff out the whole time, huh?

[ Being a lady in the military is tough. Maybe it balances out with being good at 3DMG? ]

They have stuff to prevent that, right? I mean, we've got plenty of you guys in the military, can't imagine they'd wanna run the risk.

[ Oh, the things they don't tell you boys... ]
9thbest: (peeking in)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-20 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly they told us to not do anything that might lead to pregnancy and just danced around the issue. But there were a couple times- remember when they pulled the girls out from regular training? Well, those were special meetings about that.

[There is a short pause, and then she adds one more thing.]

Also I think one of the women instructors was encouraging us all to be gay.
honestguy: (pic#6541449)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
What!?

[ Jean is both shocked and embarrassed and laughing. Okay, that's more than two things, but who cares? ]

So it's either don't have sex or turn yourself gay?! Haha-- oh, man...
9thbest: (meat!)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[See, Sasha isn't as bothered by it, because it is so ridiculous that all she can do is laugh.]

I know, right? What great choices us women in the military have!

[Maybe this is why Hange went insane.]
honestguy: (pic#6741743)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, don't get me wrong-- plenty of guys are obviously into dudes and all that, but when they put it that way... shit, you girls got it tough.

[ Not that it's stopped people before, but... That does explain Hange. ]
9thbest: (unsure)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure they just said that stuff to scare us. There were girls who snuck out at night to visit boys all the time.

[Sasha was just never one of them. Her first love was food.]

Didn't you ever notice guys sneaking out at night? I heard the hill in the forest was a makeout spot or something.
honestguy: (pic#6475480)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there were plenty of guys running roundabouts at night. We used to take bets on that sort of thing-- wondering who'd be next and who they'd be with...

[ Jean was too shy for that stuff. Or maybe he was just too busy being a huge nerd. ]

Then again, with the chance of death as high as it is for us, I can see why people would wanna start early.
9thbest: (unsure)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-21 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I never really saw the big deal in it. I mean sure, I've never done it, but even so it doesn't seem like something to risk severe punishment over.
honestguy: (pic#6475320)

crap I didn't mean to leave this open for a day;;;

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-22 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Right, getting kicked out and having to go home... All cause they couldn't keep it in their pants? Talk about dumb.

[ Oh, children. ]
9thbest: (potato)

/patpat

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[After some thought, Sasha speaks again.]

Think they would care, out here? It's not like we're doing anything important out here, and it's probably easier to sneak off and do it with fewer people around.

[She's speaking generally about the group, not about anyone specific. But booo to using specific language.]
honestguy: (hah?)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Uh, well... I mean, it's not like anyone here would care. This whole area's pretty much deserted, and we're kinda just twiddling our thumbs back at the house...

[ Is she thinking what Jean thinks she's thinking, cause... ]
9thbest: (dance party?)

[personal profile] 9thbest 2013-11-23 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mayyyyybe.

Or maybe she's just talking idly while they walk. Because she likes talking.
]

Mmm, I guess that's true. Even if two people did that, everyone else would keep it quiet, I think.

Not that anybody's dating anyway, so I guess it's a non-issue.
honestguy: (Default)

[personal profile] honestguy 2013-11-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Right, there'd be no damn point in making a big deal out of it when we've got bigger shit to think about.

[ Of course. That's very convenient. ]

But yeah, you're right. It wouldn't really matter, either way.