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藤本獅郎 :: Shiro Fujimoto ([personal profile] lionson) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2014-06-15 09:30 pm

Stupid....I don't even know what to call this one

[So.

Ichigo.

Your house.

There are some weird things about it.

For one, there is frequently the sound of scratching and scurrying within the walls. Isshin has laid down many mouse traps, but they never seem to catch anything, and the scurrying does not stop. It's been going on for at least a year, if not longer, and nothing seems to be working. Even Yuzu and Karin have complained about it.

Additionally, on some nights the faint sound of a crying infant can be heard. But oddly enough, it isn't coming from outside. It's coming from beneath the floor in Ichigo's room, as if Ichigo has a noisy baby for a downstairs neighbor. But at the same time, if anyone investigates, there is never a baby down there. In fact, from the lower part of the house, it sounds like the crying is coming from upstairs! It is quite strange.

Along with all of that, small objects have been going missing. Toothpicks, buttons, safety pins, and so forth. Anything small and not attached to something bigger seems to walk away as if it had two feet.

Speaking of two feet...is that shoeprints in the spilled flour on the counter? But the prints are so small, there's no way anyone could make shows that small, right? Even Yuzu's dolls don't have feet that small!

There certainly are a lot of strange occurences in the Kurosaki household, and it will take some serious investigating to get down to the bottom of it.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-16 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[See, Ichigo is well aware of weird ass shit. Being able to see ghosts and being a shinigami part time does that to a person, after all. So when he hears the faint crying, his first instinct is to think that there's some kind of ghost around.

Of course, a quick look said that wasn't the case. So...if it wasn't a spirit, then what the hell was it? The way things vanished was weird, too-and the scratching sounds were annoying, to be sure.

But...something was weird, and he was going to find out exactly what the hell it was.

And his chance came sooner than he'd expected.

It was when he'd finished an impromptu hollow slaying, slipping back into his room easily and with little fuss. He was just about to go back into his own body when he heard that faint crying once more-and an idea occurs to him.

Like this, he could slip past physical objects...like the floor in his room.

...Time to take a look. Carefully, he went to his knees-and then let his face slip past the floor, expecting to see nothing but dust and the empty space between the 1st and second floors.

Instead, he saw a tiny house-and his face slipped past that as well, letting him see the inside. Was that...a tiny person?!]


What the hell...?!

[He didn't think speaking would startle the little guy-since he was in his shinigami form, an invisible spirit to most things. What were the chances that this guy would be spiritually sensitive?]
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
You can see me?!

[...Yes. that is his first reaction to seeing a tiny man in his tiny house comforting his(?) tiny baby. Because aforementioned tiny man should not be able to see him. He was still in his shinigami form, for god's sake!]
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[That sure is a tiny baby, yup. Although since the kid isn't actually looking at him, he doubts the baby can see even see him.

But why can this guy see him, then?]


I came through the wall, duh.

[You gonna snark at him, he'll snark back.]
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-18 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Giants?

[As soon as he says it, he reconsiders-To this guy, he probably is one.

Although he snorts at the 'red' comment. Better than strawberry, at least.]


No, I'm not dead. I'm a shinigami right now, that's why I can do this.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-18 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa!

[Shiro can't see it, but Ichigo's hands just flew up palms first. Why does this guy think Ichigo wants him gone? He has kids, for god's sake-he's not going to force anyone with twin babies to move.]

I never said anything about you leaving! I don't really care-stay here as long as you want.

[And as always...Ichigo is TERRIBLE at lying. A single glance at him will tell that he's being completely honest, and his brows even knit in concern.]

I mean, I'm not going to force you out when you have two kids to take care of. And I'm sure the rest of my family wouldn't care, either.

[Far from it-Karin might grouse a little, but they'd all band together to make sure that the small family under Ichigo's bedroom got everything they needed. Heck, he could see Yuzu making tiny meals for them, even. ]

We're kind of used to weird stuff.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-20 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
..Alright, fine. Wouldn't be the first thing I've kept from them, anyway.

[He's not happy about it-and truth be told, he honestly thinks his family would accept Shiro and his sons-but he's not about to push it. Obviously, this guy has reasons for acting the way he does and it's not his place to ask.

Although a certain term catches his attention. Giants are pretty obvious, but...]


...You call yourselves Borrowers?
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-21 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Kinda more like stealing, isn't it?

[Feel free to yell at him for that, by the way-again, not that he really cares about the small items that are being taken, but that's definitely not borrowing by any stretch of the imagination.

He flinches a little at Shiro touching him, simply for the fact that he wasn't expecting it-and the feeling of a tiny hand on his face is kind of unsettling.]


Well, yeah. You can see me, so you can touch me.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-22 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least he's honest. Four for you, Shiro.

Although the flick is pushing it, mister.]


Gah!

[RUDE OMG. Still, he nods, and pulls his head up-good thing too, the blood was starting to run to it-blinking before finally making his way back to his poor neglected body. If Shiro's quick enough, he'll be able to see Ichigo going back into his mortal body like how someone slips into a costume.]
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty damn sure, yeah.

[Really, him waking up took very little time at all-it was his real body, not some gigai. Sitting up, he scowls at the tiny man-although it's more out of habit than anything else.]

I told you already, I'm a shinigami. But I've got a human body and a human family-the shinigami thing's more of a part time job than anything else.

[Well. Mostly human.]
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's mostly a pain.

[Although protecting people is awesome, so. He'll deal with it.]

Yeah, I bet. Actually, who takes care of the souls of the dead for you guys?
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
A hollow.

[Ichigo instantly says it-his face grim and set. So they did become hollows-and gained in size, too. At least there were those that could convince them to move on-maybe they had their own soul society, or just came to the same one everyone else did-but hearing him confirm that these Borrowers went through the same cycle of life and death as they did was at once interesting and slightly unnerving.]

They become hollows-monsters that eat souls. Shinigami reap them, and thend the souls to Soul society-the land of the dead, pretty much.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[He does chuckle at that, though.]

Maybe if they stayed the same size as you guys. But...they always get big, huh? Make sense, I guess.

[That meant there were probably gillians and arrancar that were originally Borrowers, weren't there? It's sobering to think about.]

Maybe you'd be good against mice hollows or something, though.
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[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-06-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Never find their-

[He was about to question that, but he cuts himself short. with the way they could be taken away by cats, or something else....god, how much of a struggle is their day to day lives?

...speaking of...]


Hey, um...if you ever need anything, I could get it for you.

[That way he wouldn't have to tromp out and around-and while they don't have any pets (besides Kon), there's still other dangers he'd have to watch out for.]