藤本獅郎 :: Shiro Fujimoto (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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backyardbbq2014-07-09 11:13 am
lionson) wrote in backyardbbq2014-07-09 11:13 am
THINGS
[SO.
There's this hotshot 20-something exorcist who is really fucking talented but has an ego the size of the empire state building so many of his coworkers simply tolerate his presence. But he's always busy with work and doesn't get nearly enough time for recreation.
So what is he doing on his first day off in the last month? Buying booze and cigarettes, of course. And some food too, but that is vastly outnumbered by the other, more important supplies.
It's only a one-night party, he's got to go back to work tomorrow, but he's going to make it count. Because he doesn't get nearly enough days off, and he's getting to the point where clubs annoy him.
Clearly he needs to meet someone else and do something besides get drunk at home, right?]
There's this hotshot 20-something exorcist who is really fucking talented but has an ego the size of the empire state building so many of his coworkers simply tolerate his presence. But he's always busy with work and doesn't get nearly enough time for recreation.
So what is he doing on his first day off in the last month? Buying booze and cigarettes, of course. And some food too, but that is vastly outnumbered by the other, more important supplies.
It's only a one-night party, he's got to go back to work tomorrow, but he's going to make it count. Because he doesn't get nearly enough days off, and he's getting to the point where clubs annoy him.
Clearly he needs to meet someone else and do something besides get drunk at home, right?]
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[Shiro was just smoking, so he'll keep puffing on that cigarette while talking to Meph.
Also he totally thinks Mephisto is talking about an STD or something.]
Does it itch?
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[Well now he's getting worried.]
C... can you look at it? Quickly?
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[ "that kind" meaning a general practitioner, who can actually diagnose things like STDs and prescribe cures.]
But I can take a look and tell you if you need to go see a real doctor?
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[He moves to unbutton his pants and slides them and his boxers down to his knees. Lifting his shirt up, he shows himself off.
That is not a cock, Shiro. You're looking at pair of lips between his legs.]
I... is it bad? No one else in the showers has one.
[He doesn't shower with them, mind you. Not now.]
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...Well that's because girls have those, not boys.
[Of all the things he was expecting, that was definitely not it.]
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[Although he looks fairly feminine he is definitely not a girl. And will get really upset if Shiro insists.]
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How did you end up like this anyway? Were you born like this?
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Y... yeah. Always had one. Dunno anything different...
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Well, I'm sure there's a reason your mom raised you as a boy. Maybe you can change your junk or something.
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[He slowly pulls up his pants and buttons them up, looking extremely upset right now.]
T... thanks...
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You're weird for a lot of reasons, but what you've got in your pants isn't one of 'em. It's just who you are, it's no big deal.
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[He's still fairly upset though. But at least he's not crying?]
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You should do whatever you feel like, no matter what anyone else thinks. Even if you change yourself to make others happy, would it really make you happy?
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...I feel like...
[He shakes his head and rubs his face. Nope. Shiro will think he's weird.]
...Nothing. Never mind.