[The Eiffel Tower is the best place to pick up strays. Sometimes you got the jackpot. The ex-Bride or Groom who's been ditched at the altar but decided not to let the honeymoon go to waste. Otherwise you got lonely tourists or eager students. And it is all so romantic here, according to what the media fed them.]

Ah, mignon... it is your first time?

[He ignores his wounded pride regarding the name of this fine Capital....]