Watanuki Kimihiro (
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Shop Visits! (Open post!)

[Maybe you stumbled upon the front gate to a strange house while walking in your neighborhood. Maybe you found it nestled between skyscrapers in a downtown area. Or maybe you didn't stumble across it at all, and instead fell into the backyard or something. The way you got there matters little. What really counts is that you're there for one reason: a wish.
A want. A desire. Something you can't get on your own. Something you want so badly that you would do anything to get it.
Well, you've come to the right place.
There's plenty to see in the house. The foyer is nice, and the kitchen is well-stocked. There's several other rooms as well: a sitting room, a dining room, a couple bedrooms for the people who wander upstairs to look, and a rather luxurious bathroom too. Several rooms open to the outside as well, so it's easy to come inside by many different paths.
But ultimately, you will end up face-to-face with a screen that opens into a room with a table and two chairs which overlooks the backyard.
And in that room, you will find the shopkeeper.]

[What happens now? Well, that's up to you, isn't it?]
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You can't just teleport them on over?
[That should be simple enough, right? Well, maybe there was an issue with whatever guardian they were assigned after their dad's death.]
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[Magic rules and all.]
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That really is troublesome. Ah, but you accepted that guy's wish in the first place, so I guess it's still on you.
[Says the one who's inadvertently causing him more problems by not bringing the younger kids by...]
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[He says that like he isn't being patched up after a particularly nasty wound caused by a certain someone. Speaking of which is that almost done, he's getting tired of this.]
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[A short story should take up the time she needed to finish off the last stretch.
She can't blame him if he's getting impatient, though she will make fun of him if he gets fidgety. Then again, she'll find a way to make fun of him pretty much no matter what, so there's that.]
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[He sounds slightly grouchy as he says that. Mostly because it's a true story.]
The joke's on him though, I made him wish again to get me to speak once more.
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[If he tried to pull that wise old prophet spiel on the guy, she could easily see why he might ask for that.]
Sounds like it'd be easier just to gag you or somethin' like that.
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[He. might be blushing a bit and looking away pointedly at the mention of 'gags'. He's all high and mighty but kinky shit makes him act like his actual age.]
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Ohh~? Goodness, did I make ya remember something naughty? I shoulda guess you were a kinky playboy prophet!
[She's coming near to the end. Only a couple inches left.]
Stuck in a place like this, I guess you would get bored after a while. You take that kind of payment, too?
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[He says that very firmly. Only certain people get to pay for wishes with that kind of payment, thank you very much.]
You're the one who mentioned gags in the first place!
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[PLEASE CLARIFY, it's v important for future teasing.]
And you're the one who thought I was talkin' 'bout that kinda gag. I was thinking more of a sock, y'know. Yer the pervert who's thinking 'bout how much you like it.
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First of all, I've been married before. Those sorts of things are not embarrassing for me. BUT! I don't take them as payment for wishes.
Secondly, what I do or do not like in my own bedroom only matters to the person who is in there with me.
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Nyahaha! Been married before, huh? I wouldna thought you were old enough to tie the knot, but I guess a playboy would start early.
[So... what happened to the wife? That wasn't some tragic kind of story where some poor sick girl just wanted to experience a happy marriage before she died, was it? Man, she can't tease him about that when it's in the past tense and he still looks so young to her.]
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[Let him live his life gosh!!1]
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[On the one hand, Shura's incredibly obnoxious. On the other hand, is he feeling any pain from the stitches?? She's just about to tie off the last one.]
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It's not about suckering anyone in-
[Luckily Watanuki is smart, so when he sees her finishing, he can guess what she was doing.]
That was on purpose, wasn't it?
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[She would have teased him regardless, but it helped serve a purpose that wasn't just Shura's amusement for once. She'll inspect her work, giving him a look over before she starts putting away the first and kit and taking off her gloves. ]
I'm sure you know that you should keep still for a while with this many stitches. Take a nice nap for me, okay~?
[Shura would love a nap. She hasn't gotten one in what feels like ages. ]
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As if I have a choice.
[At least he's used to sleeping off injuries. He can stay in bed for a while.
And, after a moment of hesitation, he speaks up again. And when he speaks, it's with a lot less sass and bite, and actually a bit of gratitude mixed in.]
...thank you.
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[Shura, a grown woman, has difficulty with sincerity. It's so much easier to brush that kind of thing off, even without Hachiro's contract weighing on her. She had plenty enough on her shoulders as it was.]
'Sides, it's as much my fault as anythin' else. I shoulda anticipated that this place wasn't defenseless.
[ But she will take a more serious tone as she moves to her feet. She couldn't anticipate what was going to happen, but she should have thought her plan out better. ]
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[Next time. Because there probably will be a next time, if she keeps coming around here. Watanuki tends to get hurt a lot.]
I'll have to cook something for you later, too.
[As a 'thank you for stitching me up.']
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[Nope, she doesn't need him to cook for her or do anything in return.]
I assume those girls can take care of anythin' else you need. If that's the only spot on you that needs stitches, then I'll be off.
[And by off, she means inspecting the grounds and looking to see if there's a way she can help boost or strengthen any seals or wards the ground may have on them. The guy might be some ~sorcerer~, but it wouldn't hurt to add an extra defensive layer or two.]
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[Or a fifth, or a sixth, and so on.
But yes she can go inspect the grounds. The place is pretty well-guarded, actually! Lots of spells and barriers to keep stuff out. The problem is that it's not completely closed off, since he has to let customers in.]
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[Well, she doesn't intend on coming back. He should be strong enough to bring his friend over to get his stitches taken out. Maybe she'd walk by to check on the ward she plans on adding, but nope not again.]
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[Truthfully, he hasn't. He's just getting a handle on the kind of person Shura is.]
Maybe it's a bit of hope on my part?
[Because as annoying ad Shura is, she doesn't seem as bad as he thought she was. A bad person wouldn't take the time to patch him up like this. A bad person wouldn't even care that he had gotten hurt.]
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Ah, I'm on to ya, playboy. I ain't that easy, y'know.
[Definitely not coming back. Even if she was in the market for a decent guy, someone who's traveling dimensions or worlds definitely is not someone she needs in her life for her platonic or romantic needs. Instead of considering her options, she defaults on what's easiest for her, simply dismissing him.]
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now he's the one being lewd
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