Time for SMOOCHES (open CMO post)

[maplepancakes]

Yeah just pick someone from my muselist and tag in here for some hot kissing action. Assumed CR, AUs, etc. are all fine.

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GIVE ME RIN

[purrtagonist]

[unfortunately, Shujin Academy isn't exactly known for decorating during the Christmas holidays. who the heck knew why. . . maybe they were trying to maintain their no-fun-allowed, everyone-is-kind-of-stuck-up, prestigious prep school reputation? either way, it meant that Akira kiiiiind of had to sneak a little holiday contraband into the school grounds in order to execute his Super Secret Plan (TM)]

[(it's not a super secret plan. he just literally bought some mistletoe from the flower shop at which he works and stuck it into his bag. it's not like it was hard!1)]

[. . . but anyway. the final bell of the day as rung and Akira, being the delinquent he is, has no school clubs to attend. which means he's hanging out near the school entrance, leaning his shoulder against the door frame as he runs his fingers down the strap of his bag and waits for Rin to swing by for their daily walk home]

[this plan? totally foolproof]

[or so he thinks]

[ozymoron]

[Ozy wasn't sure how or why he was summoned to the current period to work with an exorcist, but he seemed surprisingly unbothered by the idea. Sure, some servants may have had questions or needed to work on getting used to the new world. Ozymandias seemed to, on the other hand, easily slide into life in this new world. It, perhaps, helped that he had such a handsome man to look at while adjusting.

Today, he's sitting in Shiro's apartment, humming lightly and dressed all casual when the door opens and Ozy gets to see his master return home. Laughing loudly as he stayed comfortable, taking up the entire couch.]

Shiro! You were gone for far too long. If you had stayed out a moment longer, I would have to come and hunt you down to take home.

[And he would.]

Are you home for the night now? Or will I be forced to follow you somewhere this time?

[lionson]

[Shiro did not like having a 'guest' in his apartment. Mostly because he was 29 and hated having anyone in his apartment violating his privacy. He's a grumpy grump who just plain doesn't get along with most people unless your name is Yuri Egin and you spent literally a decade worming your way into his heart.

But Ozy has not done anything personally to earn Shiro's ire, it's just how he is. So while Shiro is grumpy about people being in his space, he can also take a moment to recognize just how fucking hot Ozy is. Guys aren't normally his kind of thing, he's more of a 'small girl with a huge rack' kind of guy, but goddamn. Even he can appreciate them abs.

He shuts the door behind him, and he's left staring at the man on his couch.]

...two things. First, how would you even track me down?

And second, where did you get those clothes from?

[ozymoron]

To answer your second question first! I ordered them using your credit card! I need something to keep me cool, yes?

[Don't worry, though, the jewellery is all his.]

As for how I would track you down, it's quite simply. You see very few people dressed like you. And I would get directions if need be!

[He leans back. Yes, he knows he's attractive. He's had so many wives, and he's certainly never opposed if someone wants to get their hands on him. Especially not someone as handsome as Shiro is to him. He grins and leans forward.]

I simply decided not to today!

[lionson]

You used my credit card? Oi, I'm not made of money!

[He actually has a sizable bank account since he rarely spends money on anything other than his housing and utilities. But that's still his money!!1]

And good luck just going out and looking, you'd never find me that way.

[ozymoron]

I only bought the pants and the shirt! It wasn't too expensive!

[reminder that this is a pharoah.]

So you would be attempting to hide from me? Then I will have to use some special techniques to keep my eyes on you!

[lionson]

How much did they cost, then?

[And he's already thinking of a way to ditch this handsome loser in the city, by the way.]

[ozymoron]

30,000 yen! They were very cheap!

[He'll find you.]

[lionson]

30,000- That's more than I make in a day!

[ozymoron]

Ah, that's why they're so comfortable then!

[lionson]

You piece of shit! Take those off, we're returning them!

[He means Ozy should put his regular clothes on, but. Specifying things.]

[ozymoron]

Ah, unfortunate. Very well, very well.

[Just gonna remooooove that shirt and then unbutton the pants and start to pull those off.]

[lionson]

[Oh my god]

Go get your normal clothes first!

[ozymoron]

Very well then!

[He'll go off to your bedroom and get quickly changed.

So now he's shirtless with just his pants and sandals on.]

Are you satisfied now?

[lionson]

[Shiro is seeing a huge flaw in his plan. But like hell is he admitting to being wrong.]

Yes. Not give me back my credit card.

[ozymoron]

[He moves closer to him and hands him his credit card.]

Here. All the packages are in your room.

[Boy does he look tall and handsome up this close.]

[lionson]

[This is the worst. He hates this.

But he takes the credit card, and then-]

...packages?

[ozymoron]

Ah, yes! I got you something too! I thought you could do to wear something else.

[lionson]

You realize this is a uniform, right? I'm not wearing this because I like it, it's for my job.

[ozymoron]

You can still wear something nice when you're not working.

[lionson]

[Something...nice? When not working?

???]

Why? That's just more clothes to wash later.

[ozymoron]

And that should be fine! It's not that much. It's actually very similar to what I bought for myself but in white.

[lionson]

[But that would get DIRTY!]

Just because my hair is white doesn't mean I like wearing white!

[ozymoron]

Just go try it on! You'll like it!

[lionson]

...

[It's hard to argue with a good-looking, half-naked man.]

Fine. But only once. I'm still returning them.