Time for SMOOCHES (open CMO post)

[maplepancakes]

Yeah just pick someone from my muselist and tag in here for some hot kissing action. Assumed CR, AUs, etc. are all fine.

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[lionson]

[Shiro did not like having a 'guest' in his apartment. Mostly because he was 29 and hated having anyone in his apartment violating his privacy. He's a grumpy grump who just plain doesn't get along with most people unless your name is Yuri Egin and you spent literally a decade worming your way into his heart.

But Ozy has not done anything personally to earn Shiro's ire, it's just how he is. So while Shiro is grumpy about people being in his space, he can also take a moment to recognize just how fucking hot Ozy is. Guys aren't normally his kind of thing, he's more of a 'small girl with a huge rack' kind of guy, but goddamn. Even he can appreciate them abs.

He shuts the door behind him, and he's left staring at the man on his couch.]

...two things. First, how would you even track me down?

And second, where did you get those clothes from?

[ozymoron]

To answer your second question first! I ordered them using your credit card! I need something to keep me cool, yes?

[Don't worry, though, the jewellery is all his.]

As for how I would track you down, it's quite simply. You see very few people dressed like you. And I would get directions if need be!

[He leans back. Yes, he knows he's attractive. He's had so many wives, and he's certainly never opposed if someone wants to get their hands on him. Especially not someone as handsome as Shiro is to him. He grins and leans forward.]

I simply decided not to today!

[lionson]

You used my credit card? Oi, I'm not made of money!

[He actually has a sizable bank account since he rarely spends money on anything other than his housing and utilities. But that's still his money!!1]

And good luck just going out and looking, you'd never find me that way.

[ozymoron]

I only bought the pants and the shirt! It wasn't too expensive!

[reminder that this is a pharoah.]

So you would be attempting to hide from me? Then I will have to use some special techniques to keep my eyes on you!

[lionson]

How much did they cost, then?

[And he's already thinking of a way to ditch this handsome loser in the city, by the way.]

[ozymoron]

30,000 yen! They were very cheap!

[He'll find you.]

[lionson]

30,000- That's more than I make in a day!

[ozymoron]

Ah, that's why they're so comfortable then!

[lionson]

You piece of shit! Take those off, we're returning them!

[He means Ozy should put his regular clothes on, but. Specifying things.]

[ozymoron]

Ah, unfortunate. Very well, very well.

[Just gonna remooooove that shirt and then unbutton the pants and start to pull those off.]

[lionson]

[Oh my god]

Go get your normal clothes first!

[ozymoron]

Very well then!

[He'll go off to your bedroom and get quickly changed.

So now he's shirtless with just his pants and sandals on.]

Are you satisfied now?

[lionson]

[Shiro is seeing a huge flaw in his plan. But like hell is he admitting to being wrong.]

Yes. Not give me back my credit card.

[ozymoron]

[He moves closer to him and hands him his credit card.]

Here. All the packages are in your room.

[Boy does he look tall and handsome up this close.]

[lionson]

[This is the worst. He hates this.

But he takes the credit card, and then-]

...packages?

[ozymoron]

Ah, yes! I got you something too! I thought you could do to wear something else.

[lionson]

You realize this is a uniform, right? I'm not wearing this because I like it, it's for my job.

[ozymoron]

You can still wear something nice when you're not working.

[lionson]

[Something...nice? When not working?

???]

Why? That's just more clothes to wash later.

[ozymoron]

And that should be fine! It's not that much. It's actually very similar to what I bought for myself but in white.

[lionson]

[But that would get DIRTY!]

Just because my hair is white doesn't mean I like wearing white!

[ozymoron]

Just go try it on! You'll like it!

[lionson]

...

[It's hard to argue with a good-looking, half-naked man.]

Fine. But only once. I'm still returning them.

[ozymoron]

Try on the black one too! Go go!

[He'll go sit back down and watch him put on a show.]

[lionson]

[The black one he might agree with, but. Ozy was just wearing it. He''ll get Ozy's smell all over him.

...oddly that doesn't sound too bad.

Ozy won't get a show though, because Shiro is going to go try them on in his room. Privately. With no prying eyes.

He'll put the black suit on first and look at himself in it. Then he calls out through the door:]

This looks terrible on me!