backyardbbq | Oh noes, old men smooching!

And here I thought a popular guy like you would have found somebody in this city to suit your tastes.

[He's specifying Vatheon here because he remembers what Stein told him about Medusa, and he doesn't want attempted seduction to be derailed by sad.

By the way he's working his hands up under the collar of Stein's coat. There's no need for that while they're inside, right?]

Did you really?

It's mostly children here.

[Shiro's really serious about this, isn't he. Stein's not really... experienced in seducing a man. Not that he's opposed to it, but he just hasn't done it before.

So when Shiro's hands go up to his collar, Stein's hands just sort of naturally settle on Shiro's waist.]

[Part of him is still going 'oh god what are you doing,' but he really wants to find out how Stein would react. Would it crack through that mask of his? Shiro needs to know.

Plus his best friend is a homoerotic demon. It had to have rubbed off on him in some way.]

Ah, good point. It's hard to find a suitable partner when there aren't that many adults around to begin with.

[With the coat out of the way, Shiro ponders what to do with the turtleneck. He doesn't want to completely strip Stein yet, he wants to go slowly. Decisions, decisions.

Instead of focusing on Stein's neck right away, he'll do something else instead.]

I'll be your first, then~

[And whoops sneaking a quick kiss there.]

[The coat drops to the floor, unnecessary.]

I'm flattered.

[... when was the last time he kissed anyone? It's been years (he never did get around to kissing Medusa). He can flirt when necessary, but he's not used to it, and he's certainly not used to seduction-by-priest. So, yes, the mad scientist is going to be a little awkward about this.]

[See, Shiro has been with a lot of women in his lifetime, so he knows his way around the human body. He doesn't really have experience with men, but in theory it's not too much different, right? It just involves more lube and a different hole.

But before they get too far, they better go where all the supplies (and privacy) are.]

Mmm, come on.

[He'll be trying to lead Stein over to his bedroom.]

The bedroom already? You sure move quickly. [He'll just follow along. He's not going to complain, not yet at least.]

As fun as it is to leave a trail of clothes to the bedroom, it's not practical with housemates.

[He'd like not to have their moment ruined by teenagers screaming in horror, thank you very much.]

Then I'd better pick up my lab coat. [He pulls away from Shiro, and picks up his jacket, throwing it over his shoulder.]

[That's okay, it'll end up on the floor in a moment anyway.

Once the door is shut behind them, Shiro will turn right around to push Stein up against the wall. He's a tad shorter than Stein so he can't loom over him and say sexy things, but this will work.]

Now then, where were we?

[He says this as he pulls down the collar of Stein's shirt a bit, exposing more of his neck.]

[Shiro is shorter, and instead of being ~ravishingly sexy~ it's just amusing.]

I think you were about to pin me against a wall and ravish me.

In case you were wondering, that's not how a turtleneck comes off.

Now who's the one moving quickly?

[Sexy or not, Shiro is still going to kiss Stein's neck. This kiss might be a bit firmer than the one before, too. He's looking for any sensitive spots that he can exploit.]

You're still the one moving. [Stein tilts his head to give Shiro better access. There's a fading scar on his neck, a deep bite mark on the left side, in the junction of neck and shoulder. It's a little more sensitive than the rest of his neck, since the injury is still fairly new, and any attention there will get a slight huff of air in response.]

[Shiro just hums in response to that, his mouth right up against that sensitive scar.

Meanwhile, he'll be slipping a leg in-between Stein's to pin him against that wall even more, and his free hand slides down to Stein's hip and just lingers there for a moment.]

[Stein's not protesting yet, which is a good sign. Or he has something planned.

That "something planned" means he'll just start unbuttoning Shiro's shirt. With a scalpel. Meaning those buttons are coming off.]

[...Steinplz

See, he would be more freaked out by it if he didn't already know Stein was more than a little unhinged. It still gets him to stop and look down at what Stein is doing, and when he looks back up at Stein he is frowning.]

No sharp things during sex.

[That is said very flatly. Shiro is not that kinky, unfortunately.]

[A sigh, and the scalpel goes back (capped) in Stein's pocket.]

You're no fun, priest.

Knifeplay isn't really my thing.

[Especially not when he's sleeping with someone for the first time, he tends to be more vanilla then. They still need to figure each other out.

But since Stein was so nice as to open his shirt for him, he'll go ahead and shrug it off. Stein's shirt can go too.]

Hmmm.

[Is this a deal breaker??? It might be.]

Honestly, it's not mine either.

[Stein tugs his shirt up over his head, discarding it on the floor. He has a fairly impressive collection of scars, and (as Shiro noted before) Stein is fairly well muscled.]

What do you like?

[Shiro has quite a few scars as well, but unlike Stein's they're very jagged and without any real sense of rhyme or reason. They're mostly faded, save for a couple more recent ones, and many of them are clearly from fights with demons.

Shiro had seen Stein shirtless before, so he knows about how buff the guy is, but he's taking a moment to really appreciate it this time.]

Well, my favorite thing to do is to make my partners scream.

[Is that eyebrow-wiggle seductive, or ridiculous?]

[It's ridiculous.]

I thought we didn't want to traumatize the teenagers.

[Stein has a fairly large amount of random scars himself, some of them more dramatic than others. It looks like at some point recently (the same time as the bite to his neck) someone stuck a drill the size of two clenched fists into his gut.]

I could always gag you~

[That drill hole is kinda scary looking. Stein must be into some kinky shit.]

[Yeah it's a pretty bad scar. Medusa was into some kinky shit, okok.]

Do you really think you could manage that?

Maybe. Tying people up is fun too.

[He's just talking there, though. He's sure Stein could bust out of a restraint if he didn't want to be tied up.]

Bondage.

I never would have taken you for the type.

Is that so?

[Okay they've been standing there talking long enough, Shiro is going to go back to the whole touchy-feely part now. His hands are sliding down and around Stein's waist, holding the man there as he leans in. He might not be taller, but he can still do this.]

What 'type' are you, then?

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