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[So. Guess who's trying to hide the birthday cards and flowers he received?

It's not that he hates his birthday, precisely, but he does hate the fact that the cards have 'Happy 50th birthday' right there on the front for everyone to see. He knows his family meant well, but it makes him feel old.

Also Mephisto's card is gaudy as fuck.

But yes, he's trying to hurry through the hall from the back door to his room, so he can discreetly hide these things that show his age.

Unfortunately, Stein and Marie's room is right across the hall from his, so it's unlikely that he'll make it without being seen.]

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[ Wouldn't you know it, there is no chance for stealth when carrying something from Mephisto. Or, you know, any of the other flowers and cards and that seems like a whole mess.

In the end that hardly mattered because she came out of the small library with a book in hand right as he tried to scurry his way down the hall. There was no escaping notice now. ]

Hey, Shiro.

[ The instant when she gets a good look at "Happy 50th Birthday" on one is obvious because her expression brightens significantly. ]

Oh, what's all of this?

[Oh whoops Shiro looks like a kid caught sneaking in after rolling in the mud in his Sunday best. But he's still going to try to be secretive, so he quickly shoves the cards and flowers behind his back as he turns to face Marie.]

Oh, it's nothing important. Just some odds and ends, nothing to worry about.

[ That totally put the cat back into the bag, absolutely. No doubt about it.

She shakes her head, amusement dancing in her visible eye. ]

Come on, I want to see.

[ Marie closes the distance between them smoothly, trying to reach around behind him to try to take a card. She is an adorable tank, just try to stop her. ]

No really, it's not-

[He's trying to twist away from her, but she can get a hold of one of the cards pretty easily. For extra pain, it can be the terrible one from Mephisto, which is pink and glittery and full of double-entendres and innuendo.]

[ To add insult to injury, so to speak, she casually body checks him right into the wall in the process. Hey, she didn't want him to flee and she was still holding the book in her other hand.

That was an excellent card. ]

That's so amazing! Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday?

[Whoop body checked. He at least has enough sense to turn slightly so his shoulder hits the wall first, preventing him from crushing his flowers under his back.]

Ow...

[Since she found the card anyway, he goes ahead and stops hiding the birthday presents behind his back. He has to check to make sure nothing got broken, even though it feels like his bones might have.]

Was that necessary? It's really nothing big, it's just a birthday.

[ She hadn't been too hard on him there, Shiro clearly could take a little friendly roughness. Not that she probably thought of her actions like that. In fact, she seemed blissfully unaware that she'd slammed him around. ]

But it is so big. You can't just hide these things from your friends.

[Sob why can he never argue with Marie?]

Well...now you know. It's my birthday.

[For the next few hours, at least. Then he will be safely in not-birthday territory and free to stop hiding from everyone ever.

He's not that excited about his birthday, if it wasn't obvious.]

Happy birthday!

[ Maybe because she's adorable?

Or sometimes terrifying?

Or her low-cut top and fantastic bosom that she's not afraid to share with the world?

There were a whole pile of reasons that he couldn't possibly argue with Marie. She would have rejected any protestations anyway. ]

Here--

[ She shoves the card and her book into his arms. ]

I'll go get a vase for those flowers so you can up them up in your room.

[ And she's off. ]

[The terrifying part is probably the main one. Shiro likes a strong woman, but Marie can get ridiculous sometimes.

He'll take that chance to go in his room and toss the cards in a drawer on his desk. He keeps the flowers out, though, unbundling them and preparing them to go in the vase. He's not particular to flowers, but they were a gift, so he will keep them.]

[ It's only while filling the vase that Marie comes to the realization that she was entirely without a method to celebrate his birthday. Thankfully, Shiro was in his bedroom, so he didn't get to see her give the vase a very serious look as she considers her problem-- and then suddenly it's overflowing.

Whoops.

Sheepishly, she dumps half of the water out and sets the vase aside. There's a whole routine to go through now that she has an idea in her head, and it's quite a good one. She unbuttons an extra button on her shirt, judiciously adjusts her cleavage, and only then carries the vase in to him. ]

Sorry about that, it took me a minute to find the right vase for the job.

[What is this even

Marie. That is now how you celebrate someone's birthday.

And Shiro can't help but notice suddenly more cleavage when Marie returns with the vase. It's kind of hard to miss, and it's so distracting that he actually hesitates for a second before quickly looking up at her face to respond to her.]

Er, thank you. Just put it on the table there.

[He thinks he is imagining things, because there's no way Marie would do something like that. It is impossible.

His surprise had been very visible, though, so congrats.]

[ Marie knows, this is exactly how you do these things. It's not like she's unaware that he likes busty women, and she's never been exactly shy when it comes to her personal attributes.

His hesitation is actually quite satisfying. She'd been hoping he'd notice her extra effort. Not having a boyfriend or even any viable romantic prospects yet made being a bit more libertine easy.

Seriously, by now he should recognize that Marie just gets crazy things into her head. And, honestly, she shouldn't be allowed to embark on sudden plans without consulting with someone. Just go talk to her meister, or a trusted friend, or anyone really would probably be better than her taking two minutes on her own to decide to seduce a fifty year old priest because it was his birthday. ]

Sure, here. So what are you doing today anyway? Any other celebrations?

[Shiro is not sure if that was intentional or not, but for the sake of not getting smashed through a wall he's going to assume it's not. Because really, why would a nice young lady like Marie be interested in a 50-year-old man?

Shiro will just busy himself with placing the flowers in the vase, which gives him something else to look at besides Marie's nice rack. It makes talking easier.]

Not really. It seems odd, to celebrate birthdays when I'm technically dead.

[Sure, he's alive now and aging still, but when he goes back he'll be dead at 49, not 50 or however long he lives here.]

[ Oh, that only bolsters her resolve. No one should spend their birthday thinking about their death. It was just unreasonable! ]

You can't be serious!

[ She is actually really terrible at this being a seductress thing.

He has now acquired one (1) Marie as she wraps both of her arms around one of his. ]

You're much too alive right now to not celebrate. Don't make me have to prove it to you.

[Oh whoops suddenly he's being draped on. Which is a problem because draping leads to either punching or lewd activities, and both sound very dangerous.

Still, he's keeping a good humor about it, and he glances over his shoulder at Marie.]

What, are you going to force me to eat cake or something?

[ The latter is definitely the more dangerous of the two, and that's exactly where she's trying to steer this. The problem to that was in the fact that Shiro was just too respectful of her. ]

I don't have any cake.

[ She seems way too happy about this. It's too bad that the window of opportunity Shiro had to run has already long since been closed. She leans her head down, looking up at him through her lashes. It's a very seductive expression, she was fairly sure.

But then she has to keep talking. ]

So you'll just have to do something else-- I mean, we-- or maybe I just mean someone? 'You'll just have to do someone else'-- no, that's just shameless sounding, isn't it?

[ This broke down really fast, didn't it? ]

[It is so painfully obvious that Marie is trying to hit on him, or seduce him, or something. But she's just so bad at it that Shiro has to fight to keep a straight face. Even his best efforts don't completely work, as the corner of his mouth begins to twitch in his efforts to not laugh.

By the end of it, he can't even manage to control himself anymore, and he's broken out into a very amused smile.]

Why miss Marie, if I didn't know any better, I would think you were doing that on purpose.

[The amusement is present in his voice, too. He's not shying away from it, now that Marie has awkwardly stated her intentions, but he needs a moment to recover from the hilarity of her methods.]

[ Marie even has the grace to look sheepish as she realizes that, yes, this was entirely ridiculous and she'd fallen flat on her face. ]

Well, I was trying something on purpose.

[ It's actually more embarrassing for her to realize her face is hot, and trying not to blush was already a hard enough task without that. Her tone is light, like she was about to completely brush everything off and accept a failure for what it probably was. ]

Would you rather have a cake? We could still go pick one up.

[Shiro is laughing now, not at Marie specifically, but moreso because of how ridiculous this all is. But it is a light laugh, clearly lacking any maliciousness.

That said, he's letting go of the flowers to reach up and place his hands over Marie's, gently holding her where she is so she won't be scared off.]

No, no, this is fine. I just never knew you were interested.

[He's not shy about sex by any means. It's just that it's Marie, someone who he sees more as a friend than as 'hot lady to have sex with'.]

[ Oh, wait, this wasn't gentle-rejection-followed-by-who-knows-how-long-a-period-of-awkwardness-before-everything-can-be-shrugged-off time? That was a steady phenomenon in her life, and dodging that was great. ]

It seemed like the friendly thing to let you know.

[Of course not! Shiro didn't want to be the first to say anything, but he won't push Marie away now that she's approached him about it.]

'Friendly' is one way of putting it.

[Still, he finds himself hesitating. Marie is a beautiful woman, and he's been entertaining the thought of liking her for some time, but he wants to be absolutely sure that she's serious about it.]

...you're sure you'd want that? I am pretty old, after all. Surely there's someone younger who you're more interested in.

Don't make this about something like that.

[ It's her turn to be amused now. ]

Self-consciousness doesn't suit you. If I wasn't interested, would I have just tripped all over myself here?

You say self-consciousness, I say realistic.

[Even though he's aged pretty well, he's still noticeably older than the other adults at the Villa.]

But if you're into silver-haired men, then who am I to say no?

[He's trying to keep the conversation light. He's joking around, this isn't a serious protest of any kind.]

Maybe you're just my type, Shiro.

[ Really, there's no sense in questioning her taste in men. She was, for once, actually doing something right here. This is one of the scant handful of times she's at least gone for a good man. ]

So why don't we celebrate your birthday? I've seduced you by now, haven't I?

[That gets another laugh from him.]

Oh yes, I am so seduced right now. Next thing you know I'll be laying on the bed going 'kyaaa, Marie-chan so bold~'

[He is teasing, by the way.

But he'll stay holding onto one of Marie's hands, lifting her arm and adjusting his grip on her hand as he spins around so that he's facing her. They can't make out with his back to her, now can they?]

That's exactly what I was going for.

[ The real question is if she's teasing back. It's hard to tell.

The one definite thing about this situation is that she's going for a kiss. ]

[Oh whoops suddenly kissing.

But this is okay with him, he likes women who take initiative. He kisses back, testing the waters a bit to see just how far Marie will let him go. He's still worried about the whole 'being punched through a wall' thing, so he might be letting Marie set the pace here.]

[ Marie is a woman known for throwing everything she's got in her dealings with men, and it's extremely evident in the passion she puts into things. She holds herself close to him, letting her eye slide shut as she kisses him quite thoroughly.

Letting her take the lead is kind of like getting hit by a semi-truck either way, it's just that this route is significantly less likely to involve broken bones. ]

[The scary part is that the only difference either way is in the number of broken bones, which will always be a nonzero number.

When he sees that she is moving fast, Shiro will let go of Marie's hand and slide his own hands down to Marie's waist, tugging her even closer and holding her there while they kiss.

And since she's responding positively, Shiro will go ahead and slip a little bit of tongue into that kiss. There's no reason to be chaste about it, they're already planning to do dirty things.]

[ She'll be gentle! Well, in so much as gentleness seems warranted and/or she keeps is kept in mind as necessary. Really, she's good at this! Or maybe there's a reason she's generally into particularly resilient men and inanimate objects.

As it is, she's quite happy with this pace of things, and her response is soft-lipped and certainly still eager. Her fingers card through his short, grey hair and she fits herself up against him quite neatly. ]

[It's not that hard to fit right up against Shiro, he is a shorty mc short short and therefore not much taller than Marie. He is actually pretty happy to be taller than another adult for once, though.

He can't help but sigh contently as Marie runs her hands through his hair. It feels very nice, and he's going to try to encourage her to keep her hands there by kissing her more firmly while he slides his hand further back, moving from her hip to the small of her back. Hopefully the extra attention will encourage her to keep going.]

[ There was something to be said about not practically breaking her neck to kiss a man. His height was a bonus. Maybe some more romance and taking it slower would have been better rather than her whole 'seduce him now, go go go' plan of action, but this was nice. It had been too long since she'd last had a boyfriend.

Her movements become more leisurely, but still obviously affectionate and certainly engaged in this drawn out kiss. Hey, she had his attention, that much was clear. She didn't need to steamroll the man. Suck on his lower lip, maybe, but not flatten him. ]

[That is good, Shiro does not like being flattened. And he is ok with taking it slow, he isn't the energetic young adult he used to be.

But as nice as kissing and holding each other is, he would like for things to get steamy eventually. So once he's gotten comfortable with Marie and is sure she won't react badly, he gooses her. Because why not.]

[ That gets a squeak out of her. Marie rises up on her tiptoes as he grabs her behind, laughing. ]

Hey now!

[ This isn't even remotely an actual protest. ]

[He just smirks and wiggles his eyebrows at Marie. He's sexy and he knows it.]

You know I'm bad at keeping my hands to myself.

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