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backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm
notaccurate) wrote in backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm
Open smut post
OKAY.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
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[And he goes about reading through one of the other books (this one about proper care condom-procedure, since it's different than with straight sex), only to look up when Rin throws the book.]
It has to be frank, or else we won't know what to do!
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[Rin crawls over and grabs the book again, cracking it back open. This time, to the front instead of the middle. He reads and then squints]
... I don't think we have all the stuff we need. Like lube, or condoms... ... Woah, I didn't know some kinds of lube like, destroyed condoms! [he points to the passage in the book] that's important!
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[Oh look some lube is flavored too! Bon is not sure what to think of that.]
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[why is some lube flavored, why.
... oh. That's why]
Does it say there's something else we can use in case we can't find any?
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[He's skimming through, and then flipping to the next page.]
There's a few, but most of them say 'externally only.' Baby oil, KY jelly, scent and dye-free hand lotion...
[That is good to know, Bon and Rin are both idiots and probably would have tried one of them if they didn't know any better.
He's still skimming to find what he's looking for, until he stops midway down the page.]
It looks like olive oil is safe to use? And spit, but it takes a lot of it.
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[look it says so in the book! Straight couples do all kinds of kinky shit.]
And olive oil should be easy to get without making anyone suspicious, you love to cook.
[He's looking through the book again, and oh my.]
...it looks like if we're not gonna use condoms, we have to wash up right away.
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[Rin nods] I think I have some already, actually. And.... huh? Wash where?? Like just our dicks or our butts too?
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[And he keeps reading on the page, until he makes a grossed-out face at one of the diagrams.]
Oh gross! I ain't doin' that!
[It's on how to properly clean out butts with douches and things like that.
There may not be any buttsex for a while, not until they can find condoms to use.]
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Do what, do what?!
[because the obvious response to "OH GROSS" for a 15 year old boy is to find the source of the gross. He grabs the book and starts laughing his tail off]
Oh my god!! That's way too much butt cleaning for me!! Hahah! Geez!
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So it's agreed, we're never doing that level of cleaning.
...Which means we need to find condoms.
[Actually they could probably ask one of the adults, Bon is sure that sex is a thing that happens in this city.
He wonders if there's a way of asking anonymously.]
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Alright, then I guess we need to go shopping, huh?!
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[But yes, shopping is what they need.]
...We should go to different places, and speed up the search.
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[Rin nods] You take the west side, I'll take the east? [he heads over to the kitchen area and grabs one of the cloth bags he uses to bring groceries home in]