notaccurate: (69)
Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
darkasnight: (08)

[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[The one and only.]

I'unno, I wouldn't mind it! Bein' outside with the fresh air, night sky over your head... I love it!

[He goes to pick through his bag to grab a few things before heading off to the bathroom.] Plus you could smoke an' I wouldn't have to deal with smellin' your shitty fumes.

[And with a chuckle he shuts the door behind him.]
futurepaladin: (whatever)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whoops he's flipping Night off as Night goes into the bathroom.

Also by the time Night is done, Shiro has opened the window and is sitting on the ledge, smoking a cigarette.
]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He comes out with a towel over his hair and wearing loose clothing compared to earlier, his tail dragging along the floor behind him.

Instantly he makes a face at Shiro. Even with the windows open the smell still hits him like a truck.]


Your lungs will shrivel up if you keep that going.
futurepaladin: (sigh)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Not for another forty years.

[He's still trying to get most of the smoke out the window, though. And he's not quite done yet so he'll talk to Night as he finishes up his cigarette.]

You know, I think you're one of the only demons I've seen who lets their tail hang out.
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch...

[He sniffs and goes to sit down on the bed while rubbing his hair dry. The comment makes him look up, ears pink.]

O-Only when I'm alone! I don't let it out when I'm in public, that's just plain stupid. [His tail curls around an ankle.] 'sides it gets uncomfortable if I keep it hidden all the time.
futurepaladin: (more talking)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I never got why you guys hide it anyway. Even Mephisto does. But demons who're more animal-like, they don't seem to care about it. So, why hide it in the first place?

[Why yes, he's asking personal questions. Shiro was always good at testing boundaries.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... [He looks down at the floor, the towel resting around his shoulders.] It's... a weak spot for us. Since it's connected to our spines it'd be really easy to hurt us if someone were to grab it and inflict a lot of damage. [the gist of it, anyways.

He picks up his tail, running the fur through his hand.]
Those of us who are smart enough know better than to show off our weakness like that where others can see it.
futurepaladin: (smirk)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So that must mean you trust me, to show it off like that.

[Yes, he sounds smug. He doubts that Night actually trusts him like that, but it still means that Night let his guard down and that Shiro is awesome. Somehow.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shiro may be strange, but Night unfortunately easy to trust others. Especially humans. So yes, it is true he trusts Shiro.

He huffs.]
Don't assume things like that. It's just comfortable for me.
futurepaladin: (smug)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, assuming things would be thinking you're coming on to me by leaving your tail out.

[He says that with good humor. Then he snubs out his cigarette and tosses the butt out the window. He doesn't move from his perch quite yet, though, because he's trying to decide if he wants another smoke now or to take a shower first.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sputters, cheeks splashed with red.] D-Don't joke like that!

Besides... [He falls back on the bed, tail still in hand.] I'm not that shallow.
futurepaladin: (sigh)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro raises an eyebrow.]

You're not so shallow as to hit on me? Wow, so rude. I know we're both guys and all buy you don't have to be so harsh.
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sex has nothing to do with it. [Like he'd care about whether Shiro was a boy or girl.] You're too unpredictable and you flirt with anything that walks on two legs... Why would I bother flirting with someone like that?

I may be a demon, but I still have feelings. [Even if he does trust Shiro, he still feels very silly saying this.]
futurepaladin: (whatever)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[His face falls when Night says that. Even though it's true, it still stings a little.

When he speaks again, he sounds annoyed.
]

Yeah, well, whatever. I doubt you'd even know what to do if someone flirted with you, Mister Chaste Demon.

I'm gonna go shower now.

[And he grabs his clothes and heads off to the bathroom.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not your usual brand of silver-tongue devil. Sorry, Shiro.

Night opens his mouth to fire off a reply, but Shiro is already gone and whatever he was going to say died in his throat.

He pulls the towel over his face and lies there silently until Shiro emerges from his shower.]
futurepaladin: (more talking)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The funny thing is, Shiro has mostly forgotten about the argument by the time he's out of the shower. It wasn't a big deal to him, so he forgot it pretty quickly.

He's now wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, and he tosses his dirty clothes into the corner before returning to drying his hair.
]

What time do we gotta be at the site tomorrow?
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Six A.M., I believe. [But Night hasn't forgotten.

He tugs the towel off and looks over at Shiro, lips pulled down into a small frown.]


... I'm sorry about earlier. I shouldn't have said that to you.
futurepaladin: (not interested)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
'sno big deal.

[Shiro just shrugs it off. Baring enough to be angry after the fact is more energy than he's willing to spend.]

Besides, I said mean stuff too. Mister Chaste Demon isn't a nice name.
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[A dopey smile spreads across his face.] It isn't the worst thing I've been called. Besides, it has some truth to it... I mean I've never even kissed someone before, let alone do anything else. That's pretty strange for someone of my kind.
futurepaladin: (:\)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
...You're fucking with me, right?

[Shiro finds that hard to believe. Demons were all about doing sinful things, and lust was right up there on that list of sins.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not even in the slightest. Since I decided to become an exorcist all I've had time for is studying. Who would I even consider... hanging out with even with the small free time I have?

[He looks away, cheeks pink again.] ... Besides, I have other things on my mind than that sort of stuff.
futurepaladin: (smug)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Shiro actually stops and contemplates this for a moment. There is a demon here, and this demon is a virgin. How many humans are able to say that they took a demon's virginity? Hell, even bragging to Mephisto about it would be glorious. And Night is pretty enough, and Shiro has always made exceptions for demons.

Then again, Night is his co-worker. If they did end up doing it, they would have to face each other frequently, and Shiro has no idea if Night is the type to get attached or not. Not to mention the stern lectures they would get if they were caught, and how difficult it would be to share a room again...

Three seconds of thought is all that Shiro gives it. Then he moves over to stand right near where Night is on the bed.
]

I think you'd change your mind about that if you tried it once. Want to?
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
... What? [The question comes as a surprise to him and he's left at a loss for words. Night sits up, staring wide-eyed at Shiro. Is he offering...?]

Are you serious?
futurepaladin: (smirk)

[personal profile] futurepaladin 2013-07-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives a little shrug.]

Sure, why not? I'm not one to say no to sex, and you're not bad looking either.

[Nevermind that 99% of the sex he has is with women, and the very few times he's been with men have all been with the other man leading. He can totally do this.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2013-07-27 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[The same doubts that ran through Shiro's mind take their time in his. Was this a good idea? What would their relationship be after this? Surely Shiro wasn't the type to bring this up later or to use it against him...

His face is red as he ducks his head.]
... Ye-Yeah. Sure. Why not...

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