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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053322)

SHH HE THINKS HE IS DOING IT RIGHT

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't question it, that just makes him aggravated.]

I said I want to kiss you. What's wrong with that?
hellpyre: (pic#6025875)

yeah no :|

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[NOPE QUESTIONING IT]

Uhm. N... nothin' but-- ... that's kinda weird, ain't it? Just comin' in here and sayin' it like that?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053333)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Noooo you're ruining the moment, Rin!]

Well what was I supposed to do, just not tell you?!
hellpyre: (pic#6122022)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES apparently]

... you coulda just... done it. I mean, we're datin', it ain't like I'm gonna slap you or somethin'.
kyotoprincess: (...uh)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...oh.

[Irritation = diffused]

Really? Just like, walk up to you and kiss you?
hellpyre: (pic#6307878)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH SEE she had a plan all along.]

Uhm. Yeah.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121224)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Alright then.

[He stands there awkwardly for a long time.

Then, after just enough time has passed for it to be weird, he'll try to...well, smush his face against Rin's. That's probably the best description of what he is trying to do.
]
hellpyre: (pic#6436000)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Christ Bon you're bad at this.

Again, Rin isn't much better, but even she can tell that this isn't really... comfortable. Or completely right.]


Mmm... uhm... Bon... ?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121230)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[His face is redder than a tomato, but he's trying to play it cool.]

What?
hellpyre: (pic#6438714)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[So cool.

Except not]


Kinda--... erm...
kyotoprincess: (obscured eyes)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...kinda what?

[Oh god she hated it he is the worst boyfriend ever he wants to run away now.]
hellpyre: (Default)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... it's not just him. She's not exactly good at this either.

She lets out a quiet laugh, her own face pretty damn red, too.]


I think we're gonna have to work on it...
kyotoprincess: (deep thought)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

Guess that means we'll have to practice it. A lot.

[He is Okay with this.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307901)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin smiles at him, still blushing but obviously not as bothered as he probably thought she was.]

I wouldn't mind that. It wasn't all bad.

[She tugged on his hand a little.]

You can sit y'know.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121418)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...right.

[Which he does.]

You know, we end up like this a lot.
hellpyre: (pic#6307895)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well... I don't think anyone ever expects to... y'know. Hook up. At the end of the world or whatever.

[She shrugs, the collar of her too-big shirt slipping down a shoulder]

And it ain't like either of us ever dated before, right?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053366)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's an understatement. I never even noticed girls, until now.

[There is a good possibility that Bon is just Rinsexual anyway. ]

It's still hard to believe that you've never dated, though. Even before the whole "spawn of satan" thing.
hellpyre: (pic#6378643)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
You were focused... can't blame ya for that. 'sides, it's kinda... somethin' to be admired, I guess?

[Rin will not complain about that in the least.

She smiles up at him, leaning back on her hands a little as she looks up at the ceiling with a wistful sigh.]


Naaah... not that hard t'believe. Remember how I was when I came in to the class? I was worse before I met everyone. No one wanted to be around me! Let alone date me.
kyotoprincess: (teasing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I think Kuro would, if a human and a cat could date.

[He says this teasingly.]
hellpyre: (Default)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a snort and a laugh from Rin.]

Okay, Kuro maybe. I didn't know Kuro back then though! Or... you or anyone...

[the laughter subsides in to a soft, thoughtful sigh.]

I wonder if I woulda been a different person, if I had known you sooner...
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053351)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I was a little shit as a kid. We might've fought even more than we do now.

[Sure, their arguments usually stem from caring for each other, but they're still arguments.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307882)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but that's what kids do anyway.

[She reaches over and prods him in the side gently.]

So what brought this on all of a sudden?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053330)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns, both at the prodding and the question.]

I dunno, I guess I was just thinking about it. We've been dating for three months now, and we haven't really done anything.
hellpyre: (pic#6378648)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Heaven forbid the girl you just tried to kiss actually touch you. Geez.]

Well... yeah, but there's been other things on our mind. I mean... I wouldn't mind doin' other stuff with you, but I haven't really been all that worried about it.

Hell, most of the time it's just nice to come home after workin' all day in the kitchen and just spend time with you...

[She trailed off a little there, the hand she had used to prod him with settling next to his on the bed. Another bit of red crept in to her cheeks as she added something with a slightly more sheepish tone:]

I really wouldn't... mind doin' other things with you, though...
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121418)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He goes pink too, and suddenly he looks away. He thinks he knows what Rin is talking about, and truth be told the thoughts were in his mind too.]

...yeah, me too.

[He admits it so Rin doesn't feel awkward for bringing it up. Also because he wants to see where this goes.]

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