IC ANON CONFESSIONAL

[lionson]

[Your character has ended up in a confessional somehow. From the other side of the screen comes a voice, which at least sounds priestly for once.]

What sins have you come to confess today?

[Your character may be able to smell cigarette smoke if they get close to the screen, though.]





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[theverynextday]

I imagine helping destroy a planet probably counts as a sin, but that's not why I'm here. I'm curious: how exactly does this religion thing work?

[Viral no, that is not how you use a confessional...]

[lionson]

Well for starters, when you feel bad about something you've done, you go in this box here and admit to what you did to receive penance. Then all is forgiven.

Speaking of which, helping destroy a planet would probably be a lifetime of community service, if not longer. I'd advise against any planet-destroying in the future.

[theverynextday]

So long as no one else tries to destroy earth again, that shouldn't be a problem.

But if I'm understanding you correctly, if someone commits a crime and evades the police long enough to come here and confess, they won't be arrested?

[lionson]

Oh no, of course not. Being arrested and serving time for a crime is a part of paying penance. Confession is more to save your soul, rather than to avoid jail time.

[theverynextday]

...That makes a lot more sense. Good to know.

[There's a long pause.]

...So what exactly is a soul? I've gathered that all of God's creations are supposed to have one, but what about those of us made by someone else?