Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[flashover]

[Rin is in the kitchen, cleaning up after making lunch a few hours ago. He'd meant to do it while Bon was at the library, but... he got distracted. Typical, really. But now he was almost done. He pokes his head out of the door, looking in the living room]

What? [he wipes his hands on his apron before taking it off and tossing it on the kitchen table. He heads into the living room and eyes the books. He turns bright red, picking up the "Gay Sex for Dummies" guide]

... Are you shitting me right now?

[kyotoprincess]

[Bon had managed to hold it together while searching the library and stealing the books (because like hell was he going to actually check them out), but now that Rin is talking shit about it, his face goes just as red as Rin's.]

Of course I'm serious! If we're going to do this kind of stuff, we need to know how to do it without hurting each other.

[He says it like that, but truthfully he's more worried about Rin hurting him. If he hurts Rin, Rin will heal pretty quickly. Bon does not heal that fast.]

[flashover]

Tch... [Rin plops down on the carpet, squinting at the books] I can't believe someone actually wrote this kind of stuff... What a perv he must be!


But... you're right. We don't want to fuck up and hurt one another or anything...

[pervert or not, though, this IS information that Rin and Bon will need if they wanted to... you know. Do stuff. So Rin takes a deep breath and opens the book.

He scans a few lines, then manages to turn even more red than before (it's a miracle that he has any blood left anywhere else in his body, to be honest) and throws the book across the floor]

IT'S TOO FRANK!

[kyotoprincess]

Perv or not, it's information we need.

[And he goes about reading through one of the other books (this one about proper care condom-procedure, since it's different than with straight sex), only to look up when Rin throws the book.]

It has to be frank, or else we won't know what to do!

[flashover]

Hrrgggh....

[Rin crawls over and grabs the book again, cracking it back open. This time, to the front instead of the middle. He reads and then squints]

... I don't think we have all the stuff we need. Like lube, or condoms... ... Woah, I didn't know some kinds of lube like, destroyed condoms! [he points to the passage in the book] that's important!

[kyotoprincess]

Would we even be able to get that kind of stuff here? It doesn't sound like something the store would normally stock.

[Oh look some lube is flavored too! Bon is not sure what to think of that.]

[flashover]

I-I don't know! It's not like I've ever looked!

[why is some lube flavored, why.

... oh. That's why]

Does it say there's something else we can use in case we can't find any?

[kyotoprincess]

Er...

[He's skimming through, and then flipping to the next page.]

There's a few, but most of them say 'externally only.' Baby oil, KY jelly, scent and dye-free hand lotion...

[That is good to know, Bon and Rin are both idiots and probably would have tried one of them if they didn't know any better.

He's still skimming to find what he's looking for, until he stops midway down the page.]

It looks like olive oil is safe to use? And spit, but it takes a lot of it.

[flashover]

Spit? I don't even know if I could make that much spit. [he pauses and thinks] But we do have plenty of olive oil. [he shrugs and sighs, still red about the ears and cheeks] Where do we even go to look for this kind of stuff anyway?! I don't know if you noticed, but this place is kind of old fashioned.

[kyotoprincess]

Straight people use lube too, you know.

[look it says so in the book! Straight couples do all kinds of kinky shit.]

And olive oil should be easy to get without making anyone suspicious, you love to cook.

[He's looking through the book again, and oh my.]

...it looks like if we're not gonna use condoms, we have to wash up right away.

[flashover]

W-well, yeah!! But isn't it a different kind...?

[Rin nods] I think I have some already, actually. And.... huh? Wash where?? Like just our dicks or our butts too?

[kyotoprincess]

I don't see why it'd be different, it's all for the same thing.

[And he keeps reading on the page, until he makes a grossed-out face at one of the diagrams.]

Oh gross! I ain't doin' that!

[It's on how to properly clean out butts with douches and things like that.

There may not be any buttsex for a while, not until they can find condoms to use.]

[flashover]

Mmm. I guess. I just don't wanna, you know... get a weird rash or nothin'.

Do what, do what?!

[because the obvious response to "OH GROSS" for a 15 year old boy is to find the source of the gross. He grabs the book and starts laughing his tail off]

Oh my god!! That's way too much butt cleaning for me!! Hahah! Geez!

[kyotoprincess]

[YEP too many butts, time to go for a non-butt chapter. Bon's never been a butt guy so.]

So it's agreed, we're never doing that level of cleaning.

...Which means we need to find condoms.

[Actually they could probably ask one of the adults, Bon is sure that sex is a thing that happens in this city.

He wonders if there's a way of asking anonymously.]

[flashover]

[Rin closes the book for Bon]

Alright, then I guess we need to go shopping, huh?!

[kyotoprincess]

Well it's not really 'shopping' if we're not paying for anything.

[But yes, shopping is what they need.]

...We should go to different places, and speed up the search.

[flashover]

Well, it's not really "stealing" either, since no one owns it. [a pause] Collecting!

[Rin nods] You take the west side, I'll take the east? [he heads over to the kitchen area and grabs one of the cloth bags he uses to bring groceries home in]