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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
takesrisks: (And if I give it a twist)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
iyaa nanaki-sama so bold~
findsrisks: (peeking in)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[SO.

THIS IS A THING THAT'S HAPPENING.
]

Hey, Banjou?
findsrisks: (pretty please?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We've been together a while, right? And we can talk about pretty much anything, right?

[Whoops she looks a little unsure as she tries to bring something up.]
takesrisks: (Now and then I'll try to bend)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-03 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, of course!

[ smile smile put her at ease YOU CALL TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING BEKKU-SAN ]
findsrisks: ((゚.゚*)(*゚.゚))

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-03 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[EVEN DIRTY THINGS?]

Well, I was thinking. Maybe we should, I dunno...try something new?
takesrisks: (&I'll never be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ YES EVEN THOSE ]

Define "new". [ just trying to get a picture of what she wants ]
findsrisks: (pretty please?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
...something we haven't done before? Like, I dunno, using handcuffs or something?

[She wants all the things, but there's a few things in particular she has in mind.]

I-It's okay to say no, I was just thinking we could, you know, talk about it. Figure out something we both want to try, that kind of thing.
takesrisks: (I'm making you volunteer)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Iyaa, I didn't know Nanaki was so kinky~

[ a teasing tone here ]
takesrisks: (Calm down don't you resist)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
But yeah, I'd be alright with that.

Anything you have in mind that you want to start with?
findsrisks: (o9)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[She was about ready to punch him there for that comment.]

I'm not sure actually, the one thing that really interested me is something that's not physically possible.
takesrisks: (Then I'm done done on to the next one)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe we can figure out someway to at least get close?
findsrisks: (delicious noms)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...well I guess it couldn't hurt.

[Oh look she's getting pink in the cheeks now.]

I... I always wondered what it was like. To be the guy, I mean.

[Basically she wants to put her dick in Banjou's butt, but she doesn't have a dick.]
takesrisks: (&I'll never be your monkey wrench)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
To be the guy...?

[ wait for it


waaaaait for it






oh




hm 8|a ]


I... think there could be a way to do that. [ getting pink in the cheeks as well ]
findsrisks: (tuna?)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[That long pause made her nervous there, and she was about to tell Banjou to forget the whole thing.]

Is there? I thought it wasn't possible, because I don't have...yeah.
takesrisks: (&I waited out on high street)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's things we can get.

[ pulls out his book and writes "strap-on" before showing her the page ]
findsrisks: (...)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

Why did you write it down instead of saying it?

[Not that she can bring herself to say it either.]
takesrisks: (I'd rather leave than suffer this)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Because.

Reasons.
findsrisks: (no)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because reasons.

[Right.]

How are we going to get one of these things anyway? There isn't exactly a sex store on the corner or anything.
takesrisks: (All this time to make amends)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Because reasons.

We could find the closest one or order online?
findsrisks: (delicious noms)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I think online might be better.

[Then nobody will ask questions about why they want a strap-on. It was hard enough to admit to Banjou, she couldn't imagine talking to strangers about it.]
takesrisks: (&I waited out on high street)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Welp, time for googling strap-ons and strap-on reviews. ]
findsrisks: ((゚.゚*)(*゚.゚))

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Just another one of the many things Nanaki never thought she would actually do.

But eventually they find one and order it, and a couple weeks later Nanaki has a box.
]

Hey Banjou, it's here!
takesrisks: (&One in ten)

[personal profile] takesrisks 2013-07-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, great!

[ pulling out a box cutter to open up the box ]
findsrisks: (PFFFFT)

[personal profile] findsrisks 2013-07-04 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
What, right now?

[For some reason she had thought they would do it right before bedtime or something.]

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