Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[9thbest]

[Of course she has something else in mind, which is why she's bugging Jean. Armin or Connie wouldn't work for this because reasons.]

I'm done with cleaning, this house is already clean enough. I'd rather go out to the forest for a bit, but we're not supposed to go on our own, and nobody else wanted to go.

[honestguy]

So you came to me, huh? We could get in trouble...

[ Which naturally means Jean doesn't super care. ]

Alright, alright. I'll go with you. We'll leave a not or something.

[9thbest]

So you'll go?

[Oh look at how happy she is now, this made her day.]

Don't worry about notes, we'll be back before sunset.

[She might be eager to go hiking whoops]

[honestguy]

We should still leave a note-- I don't wanna come home to a bunch of idiots running at the mouth.

[ Breaking the rules only slightly, mind you. ]

I'll grab my boots and we'll go, that good? Bring a snack if you want.

[9thbest]

Fine, fine, we'll leave a note.

[THAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY. By the time Jean is ready, Sasha has packed a knapsack full of cheese and bread.Jean can provide the whine.]

I'm thinking we can just walk there, it's close enough.

[honestguy]

[ HE KNOWS YOU, POTATO GIRL. He ain't even surprised when he sees her hoarding all that food. ]

That's fine with me, you lead the way. Better than staying around here all day.

[9thbest]

[She is almost like a disney princess, except instead of sharing food with the forest animals she eats it all herself. And then she eats the animals.]

You'll like the forest. It's nice and quiet, and secluded too. It's a great place to go and think for a while.

[honestguy]

Huh. That does sound kinda nice.

[ Jean's somewhat of a city boy, after all, so he's not exactly the biggest fan of the wilderness. ]

This is supposed to be a nature reserve, right?

[9thbest]

Yeah, so we shouldn't come across anyone, though we might see some big animals.

[There is a reason Sasha is taking a bow and arrows.

And as they walk towards the forest, Sasha will keep talking about it.]

I always used to run off into the forest back home. It was a place to get away from everyone else, when I was upset.

[honestguy]

Sounds like it'll be nice and secluded.

[ Of course, knowing Sasha, it wouldn't really surprise him if she decided to eat, hunt, and do whatever. ]

That must've been pretty nice. Didn't your parents ever freak out if you disappeared?

[9thbest]

Dad did all the time, but then he would come looking for me.

[She was raised by hunters, they always knew where to find her. Also, once they reach the treeline, Sasha will spend a moment checking it out until she finds what she is looking for: a somewhat-used path, possibly used by deer and the odd person or so who came here hunting in the past. It's just barely wide enough for them to walk next to each other, though Sasha shifts the bag on her shoulder so that it won't bump into Jean.]

Say, did you ever talk to your family again? After Trost, I mean.

[honestguy]

I sent some letters. Mom got back to me-- she was lucky she made it out okay. Couple of the neighbors weren't as much.

[ Jean follows along; Sasha obviously knew what she was doing, so he lets her go ahead and tries not to fall behind. Training and that sort of thing hasn't made him a total loser out here, but he didn't grow up around trees and wilderness. ]

It's kinda weird, hearing about people moving back there... With the gate closed off, they're selling it as the safest place in Rose. I don't think I'd ever wanna go back, though.

[9thbest]

Yeah, I don't think I could either, not after everything that happened there.

[Both the actual fighting and the cleanup afterwards are a part of that.]

But on the plus side, there's plenty of cities to move to. But I guess you'll have to wait until you're really old, they don't let you retire from the military until you're too old to fight.

[honestguy]

Yeah, like we'll live that long.

[ Good ol' Jean, always a ray of sunshine. ]

We'll be lucky if we survive long enough to get a promotion. If I wanted to get old enough to retire, I would've joined the Military Police...

[9thbest]

Don't be so stiff about it! If anyone is going to survive long enough to retire, it would definitely be you.

[Sure, the Scouting Legion has an 80% mortality rate, but that leaves 20% who do make it and retire.]

[honestguy]

What, me? My maneuvering's the only thing above-average about me. Surviving's more about luck than anything else.

[ Luck that's bound to run out eventually. He's under no delusions of grandeur, unlike certain suicidal morons. ]

I'll be happy as long as I don't get too many people killed before I go.

[9thbest]

You sell yourself short, Jean. You're a smart leader, and people listen to you. Even if you don't have any other skills besides that, you're surrounded by people who have the skills you lack. Just stick with us, and you'll be fine.

[honestguy]

Ha-ha. Thanks for that.

[ Sasha, you've been hanging around Jean for too long, obviously. ]

It's not like I was planning on going anywhere else. I like everybody just fine.

[9thbest]

Good, because we wouldn't let you go anywhere anyway.

[Their team would be out one asshole if he did leave.]

It's worse for girls, though. The whole 'worrying about retirement' thing, I mean. Because not only do we have to make sure we don't get old, we have to keep from getting pregnant too.

[honestguy]

Ohhh, yeah. They'd make you sit stuff out the whole time, huh?

[ Being a lady in the military is tough. Maybe it balances out with being good at 3DMG? ]

They have stuff to prevent that, right? I mean, we've got plenty of you guys in the military, can't imagine they'd wanna run the risk.

[ Oh, the things they don't tell you boys... ]

[9thbest]

Mostly they told us to not do anything that might lead to pregnancy and just danced around the issue. But there were a couple times- remember when they pulled the girls out from regular training? Well, those were special meetings about that.

[There is a short pause, and then she adds one more thing.]

Also I think one of the women instructors was encouraging us all to be gay.

[honestguy]

What!?

[ Jean is both shocked and embarrassed and laughing. Okay, that's more than two things, but who cares? ]

So it's either don't have sex or turn yourself gay?! Haha-- oh, man...

[9thbest]

[See, Sasha isn't as bothered by it, because it is so ridiculous that all she can do is laugh.]

I know, right? What great choices us women in the military have!

[Maybe this is why Hange went insane.]

[honestguy]

I mean, don't get me wrong-- plenty of guys are obviously into dudes and all that, but when they put it that way... shit, you girls got it tough.

[ Not that it's stopped people before, but... That does explain Hange. ]

[9thbest]

I'm pretty sure they just said that stuff to scare us. There were girls who snuck out at night to visit boys all the time.

[Sasha was just never one of them. Her first love was food.]

Didn't you ever notice guys sneaking out at night? I heard the hill in the forest was a makeout spot or something.