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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053283)

Attempt #2

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[FAST FORWARDING A BIT because goddamn getting sidetracked.

Anyway, one day Bon realizes that he actually wants to kiss Rin. Which is a big leap for him, because the boy doesn't usually admit to any feelings at all. But hey, there are first times for everything! Maybe Bon is just a late bloomer.

He will go over to bother Rin, not even knocking on the door.
]

Oi, Okumura.

[...maybe he should stop using her family name first.]
hellpyre: (pic#6436003)

lol bon you silly boy...

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Y'know considering how long the two of you have been a couple you might want to eventually consider that feelings are a thing in this equation. Seriously.

But Rin hasn't really worried about it too much because she knows how he is and she's not going to push any issues that really they probably both have problems with. It's not like she knows what she's doing any more than he does.

But he'll find her in her apartment, or rather in her bedroom to be more specific. She wasn't sleeping but she wasn't fully awake, either, so his arrive earns a slightly tired blink as she sat up, hair a bit more of a mess than it usually is.]


Hey. ... somethin' wrong?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053330)

he is the best boyfriend really

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin better wake up and hold onto the seat of her pants, because Bon is about to woo her like she has never been wooed before.]

I decided that I want to kiss you.

[Motherfucking poetry right there. The monotone voice really sells it.]
hellpyre: (Default)

omfg bon you are so full of fail i can't even

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Yeah. She's totally wooed.

And by wooed I mean completely confused]


... what.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053322)

SHH HE THINKS HE IS DOING IT RIGHT

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't question it, that just makes him aggravated.]

I said I want to kiss you. What's wrong with that?
hellpyre: (pic#6025875)

yeah no :|

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[NOPE QUESTIONING IT]

Uhm. N... nothin' but-- ... that's kinda weird, ain't it? Just comin' in here and sayin' it like that?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053333)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Noooo you're ruining the moment, Rin!]

Well what was I supposed to do, just not tell you?!
hellpyre: (pic#6122022)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES apparently]

... you coulda just... done it. I mean, we're datin', it ain't like I'm gonna slap you or somethin'.
kyotoprincess: (...uh)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...oh.

[Irritation = diffused]

Really? Just like, walk up to you and kiss you?
hellpyre: (pic#6307878)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH SEE she had a plan all along.]

Uhm. Yeah.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121224)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Alright then.

[He stands there awkwardly for a long time.

Then, after just enough time has passed for it to be weird, he'll try to...well, smush his face against Rin's. That's probably the best description of what he is trying to do.
]
hellpyre: (pic#6436000)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Christ Bon you're bad at this.

Again, Rin isn't much better, but even she can tell that this isn't really... comfortable. Or completely right.]


Mmm... uhm... Bon... ?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121230)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[His face is redder than a tomato, but he's trying to play it cool.]

What?
hellpyre: (pic#6438714)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[So cool.

Except not]


Kinda--... erm...
kyotoprincess: (obscured eyes)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
...kinda what?

[Oh god she hated it he is the worst boyfriend ever he wants to run away now.]
hellpyre: (Default)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... it's not just him. She's not exactly good at this either.

She lets out a quiet laugh, her own face pretty damn red, too.]


I think we're gonna have to work on it...
kyotoprincess: (deep thought)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...

Guess that means we'll have to practice it. A lot.

[He is Okay with this.]
hellpyre: (pic#6307901)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin smiles at him, still blushing but obviously not as bothered as he probably thought she was.]

I wouldn't mind that. It wasn't all bad.

[She tugged on his hand a little.]

You can sit y'know.
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121418)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...right.

[Which he does.]

You know, we end up like this a lot.
hellpyre: (pic#6307895)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well... I don't think anyone ever expects to... y'know. Hook up. At the end of the world or whatever.

[She shrugs, the collar of her too-big shirt slipping down a shoulder]

And it ain't like either of us ever dated before, right?
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053366)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-20 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's an understatement. I never even noticed girls, until now.

[There is a good possibility that Bon is just Rinsexual anyway. ]

It's still hard to believe that you've never dated, though. Even before the whole "spawn of satan" thing.
hellpyre: (pic#6378643)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-20 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
You were focused... can't blame ya for that. 'sides, it's kinda... somethin' to be admired, I guess?

[Rin will not complain about that in the least.

She smiles up at him, leaning back on her hands a little as she looks up at the ceiling with a wistful sigh.]


Naaah... not that hard t'believe. Remember how I was when I came in to the class? I was worse before I met everyone. No one wanted to be around me! Let alone date me.
kyotoprincess: (teasing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I think Kuro would, if a human and a cat could date.

[He says this teasingly.]
hellpyre: (Default)

[personal profile] hellpyre 2013-11-21 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a snort and a laugh from Rin.]

Okay, Kuro maybe. I didn't know Kuro back then though! Or... you or anyone...

[the laughter subsides in to a soft, thoughtful sigh.]

I wonder if I woulda been a different person, if I had known you sooner...
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053351)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2013-11-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I was a little shit as a kid. We might've fought even more than we do now.

[Sure, their arguments usually stem from caring for each other, but they're still arguments.]

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