2021 CMO post both Gen and NSFW

[maplepancakes]

Just a post for random threads. If you want one of my losers just put a top-level with their name in the header.

Please be respectful, this is for stupid indulgent shit. Don't make fun of me or anyone else here, thanks.

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[1stknight]

You know that I donate all of my money to good causes, right? I don't keep wealth on me.

[merchantable]

You should keep a small fund for emergencies like this!

[yes needing to get off is an emergency]

[1stknight]

This isn't an emergency!

[He sounds mortified as he says that.]

[merchantable]

There's no need to be embarrassed! It's very important for your health to take care of that regularly, you know.

[Never mind that she also was initially embarrassed upon finding him indisposed, she's covering that up by t e a s i n g.]

[1stknight]

I don't need to be reminded of that!

[He is well aware of the frustration of no personal time because too many servants in one area. He doesn't think it will actually affect his health, but still!

He has been adequately shamed enough that his boner is dead, and he's going to start gathering his things in a huff. It looks like he's going to leave the library, at least?]

And I must request that you tell nobody about this. I do apologize for you finding me in such a state, and I hope you understand why this must remain private.

[merchantable]

[She's helping, probably. The issue is gone.]

Oh, don't worry, I'll put a very high price on that information.

[That is possibly the least reassuring thing you could have said, Sheba.]

[1stknight]

That's not very reassuring!

[He knows of at least a few people who would pay for the information.

Merlin. It's Merlin.]

What will it take for you to completely forget all of this?

[merchantable]

[Bold of you to assume Merlin doesn't already know.]

One thousand QP.

[1stknight]

[Merlin definitely already knows, but he needs proof to use it for real harassment.]

That- I don't have that!

[merchantable]

That's a shame! You really should save more.

[smile~]

[1stknight]

Can I take it on credit instead?

[Maybe if he asks Ritsuka for some QP she won't ask too many questions.]

[merchantable]

Hmmm... I'll allow it, but only because I know where you live ♥

[She will be the world's worst debt collector if she has reason to.]