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2021 CMO post both Gen and NSFW

Just a post for random threads. If you want one of my losers just put a top-level with their name in the header.

Please be respectful, this is for stupid indulgent shit. Don't make fun of me or anyone else here, thanks.

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[The nice thing about Chaldea is that there's plenty of space for all of the servants to co-exist without too much trouble. But with literally hundreds of interesting figures around, it can be hard to find a quiet moment.

This is especially true for Bedivere, who normally shares a room with the other Knights and there is never any time for himself. He's not bold enough to just crank it with others in the room either, even if they may all be sleeping, so finding another spot is important.

Maybe the library was a bad choice, though. Because as quiet as he's trying to be, he can't be completely silent. Pressing his mouth against his metal arm can only muffle so much. And while he's taking care to keep his clothes mostly-on, His hand is still very obviously down his pants. And with only three sides protected by shelves of books, that leaves one option for someone to turn a corner and find him.]

[Something something it's Chaldea and all of the Knights of the Round Table are out training today! Except Bedivere, because he's lagging behind in the room the Knights all share. Artoria probably asked Ritsuka to go check on Bedivere and see if he's okay, because he's usually one of the first ones there for morning training.

But today he's on his back in his bed with only his innermost layer on (tunic, breeches, underwear), and he thinks he has a little bit of time to himself so he's trying to fantasize about something sexy while feeling himself up through his clothes. It's nothing too condemning yet, but if anyone walks in on him they'll be able to figure out what he's up to easily.]

[Good food is a rarity here, and Lalli usually hoards the twinkies and cookies for himself. But today he's found a whole bag of them at one of the corner stores, and while he could eat them by himself, he might just get a tummy-ache. 'Kissa' is the one who reminds him to share with friends, and there is one friend Lalli can think of who could use some cookie therapy.

So Lalli is going to scale the outside of the apartment building, as he usually does. And when he gets to the balcony, he's going to step up and raise his hand up to scratch at the door, as he usually does. But the door is made of glass, which means that Lalli can see inside and see what Izo is up to. And what he sees makes him pause before he alerts Izo to his presence.

So. What is Izo up to?]

[Sometimes the fights against other youkai and spirits and gods get so heated that humans cannot quite handle them. Lalli especially, he's smart and quick and can handle a short fight, but he gets overwhelmed by the noise and action before too long too. 'Kissa', the unnamed bakeneko who shares his body, sometimes has to take control to finish a fight for him. Bullets and knives are discarded in favor of sharp claws and fire magic, which is probably more effective against the stronger baddies anyway.

(Lalli is lucky that Kissa respects Lalli's preference to not use necromancy when she can, and holds onto it as a last resort only. Because if it gets to where she needs to use it, then they both have bigger problems than Lalli's past traumas involving the dead.)

The battle quickly turns once she is in control, though. The attacking youkai seem to sense the shift, and Kissa is left standing there with a smirk on her face as she watches them try to escape after the swift death of two of their own. It's pretty easy to tell when Kissa is in control of Lalli's body, he just doesn't make the expressions she does. Even if her smiles are sharp, she actually smiles.

This is when she looks over to Izo. She already knows plenty about him and the youkai he shares his body with, so she trusts both of them enough to count them as 'allies' for a fight. And she gets the feeling that she's not the only one itching for a fight here.]

Gonna help hunt them down? We could make a game of it.

[Sex has always been a bit of a strange topic for Lalli. His oversensitivity when it comes to physical contact makes it difficult to really appreciate something that involves so much touching, which means sex gets shoved into the 'too much work for a short amount of fun' category for him. He'll do it every once in a while when his interest is piqued, and 'once in a while' is enough to suit his needs. He's not dating anyone, so there's no expectations or negotiations to be had. And honestly, that suits Lalli. He has so much going on in his life that he would grow tired of being involved with someone on that kind of a level.

But there's one glaring complication to Lalli's attitude to sex: Kissa. While the bakeneko is a tagalong in Lalli's body and for the most part her genetics haven't changed Lalli's body in any meaningful way, there are some things he's had to learn to deal with. One of them being the way Kissa's mood shifts during the spring mating season. Lalli himself doesn't experience heats of course, he is a human and not actually a cat. But Kissa's memories of breeding seasons past and her many suitors back when she had her own body, as well as her instincts that linger even when their shared body isn't experiencing the same biological reaction, have made Lalli's days rather miserable. He's itchy and overly-warm and can't find a way to comfortably lay on his bed. And it's especially annoying because nobody ever told him that this would be his life for a week every spring with a bakeneko yowling in his mind and making "too much work for a little bit of fun" sound much more appealing than Lalli normally sees it.

Eventually Lalli decides that the scales have tipped in the other direction, and that the fact that it's fun means it won't be too bothersome to do it this time. And as soon as he's decided that, there's only one person to call on here. For as fighty and rude as he can be, Izo is someone who actually understands Lalli's needs in bed, and they're pretty good friends too. So hopefully Izo isn't too surprised when Lalli sends him a pretty forward text one evening:]

I want to have sex. Can you come over?

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