2021 CMO post both Gen and NSFW

[maplepancakes]

Just a post for random threads. If you want one of my losers just put a top-level with their name in the header.

Please be respectful, this is for stupid indulgent shit. Don't make fun of me or anyone else here, thanks.

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[fujimaru]

[ They don't need to talk about it, except for the fact that he says I'm coming and she immediately makes a whistling teakettle noise and almost misses the entire rest of it. She's going to die. She's already dead?? This is just some kind of really bizarre afterlife, and it's just deeply unfortunate for poor Bedivere that he's part of this as well. ]

Ttttttttttttake your time, it's fine! It's fine.

[1stknight]

[He is RUSHING THROUGH getting his armor on, trying to ignore his horny in favor of becoming presentable and acting like nothing at all happened and he didn't just possibly scar Ritsuka for life. It's fine! They can act like nothing happened. He wasn't even naked or touching himself below his belt yet, he can totally pass it off as being sleepy and stretching.

Even if he was totally groping his own chest and Ritsuka had to have seen that. Yep. Just stretching.]

I will be ready shortly!

[He says that, but a moment later he drops a piece of his armor with a loud clang.]

[fujimaru]

A-are you sure?! Do you need help?

[ WAIT. NO. Go back, go back! Abort, Ctrl+Z, whatever you have to do to take that sort of comment back! It just slipped out without her really thinking about it, that impulsive, thoughtless offer, because Ritsuka always likes to be helpful, but now--but now--!

Inside her head, the alarmed shrieking intensifies, but the most she manages is a single strangled peep. ]