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2021 CMO post both Gen and NSFW

Just a post for random threads. If you want one of my losers just put a top-level with their name in the header.

Please be respectful, this is for stupid indulgent shit. Don't make fun of me or anyone else here, thanks.

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[Sex has always been a bit of a strange topic for Lalli. His oversensitivity when it comes to physical contact makes it difficult to really appreciate something that involves so much touching, which means sex gets shoved into the 'too much work for a short amount of fun' category for him. He'll do it every once in a while when his interest is piqued, and 'once in a while' is enough to suit his needs. He's not dating anyone, so there's no expectations or negotiations to be had. And honestly, that suits Lalli. He has so much going on in his life that he would grow tired of being involved with someone on that kind of a level.

But there's one glaring complication to Lalli's attitude to sex: Kissa. While the bakeneko is a tagalong in Lalli's body and for the most part her genetics haven't changed Lalli's body in any meaningful way, there are some things he's had to learn to deal with. One of them being the way Kissa's mood shifts during the spring mating season. Lalli himself doesn't experience heats of course, he is a human and not actually a cat. But Kissa's memories of breeding seasons past and her many suitors back when she had her own body, as well as her instincts that linger even when their shared body isn't experiencing the same biological reaction, have made Lalli's days rather miserable. He's itchy and overly-warm and can't find a way to comfortably lay on his bed. And it's especially annoying because nobody ever told him that this would be his life for a week every spring with a bakeneko yowling in his mind and making "too much work for a little bit of fun" sound much more appealing than Lalli normally sees it.

Eventually Lalli decides that the scales have tipped in the other direction, and that the fact that it's fun means it won't be too bothersome to do it this time. And as soon as he's decided that, there's only one person to call on here. For as fighty and rude as he can be, Izo is someone who actually understands Lalli's needs in bed, and they're pretty good friends too. So hopefully Izo isn't too surprised when Lalli sends him a pretty forward text one evening:]

I want to have sex. Can you come over?

[ He's used to Lalli's bluntness, but not quite like this. He looks at his phone once, twice, and then waits for a couple more minutes before responding. Yes, he could come over -- it's not like he's got a lot going on right now -- but he doesn't want to seem too desperate. Izō likes to pretend he has some kind of self-respect. ]

yeah, sure. be right over. need me to bring anything?

[ Look at him being thoughtful! ]

[It's okay to be into sex, Izo. Lalli won't judge.

He doesn't think much of the delay either, figuring that Izo just didn't check his phone for a bit or something. For that question though, he considers if they need anything beyond what he has.]

I have lubricant but not condoms. Do we need them?

[They both have dicks so it's not like they can get pregnant right? He isn't even thinking of the potential for mess here, since he's already accepted that he's going to have to clean up his room after.]

only if u want.

[ Otherwise who cares? The mess is part of the fun for Izō, really...

He doesn't wait for a reply before heading over. Similarly, he doesn't wait to be let in, instead trying the door immediately and calling out. ]

Oi, where you at?

[ Great people skills here. ]

[The door is unlocked, so he can indeed open the door and call out. But Lalli can sense people's presences, so he's been ready since Izo reached the apartment building.

Almost as soon as Izo gets those words out, Lalli is grabbing him and pulling him both into the apartment and into a firm kiss. Today is a day for being extremely forward with his wants, it seems. He definitely wants to just pin Izo against a wall and go at him, but he's going to have some restraint here. They need to at least get the door shut before clothes start coming off.]

[ Oh.

Oh.

Is it that time already?

Yes, apparently...

Izō doesn't complain, though he does take a moment to kick the door closed behind him. He pulls Lalli close, testing his limits with touch already. It doesn't seem like Lalli is in the mood to let him be in control and that's fine. He meets the kiss with equal fervor, parting his lips in an invitation for more. ]

[Izo remembering that Lalli's misery from having a yowling cat demon in his head makes him act ~~weird~~ even weirder sometimes is really funny but also touching. Lalli will appreciate it later, when he's not driven by his hindbrain and can recognize the care behind Izo's actions.

With the door closed and Izo's mouth open, Lalli steps right up and takes that invitation, sliding his tongue along Izo's lip before diving right in. He's not as awkward about it as he had been their first few times- thankfully Lalli is a quick learner, even when it comes to sex- and he has a sense of confidence to his movements that speaks to how far he's come. He sighs in relief both at the kiss and the touch, and he's already trying to shrug himself out of his clothes to give Izo bare skin to touch. The t-shirt he's wearing doesn't come completely off yet, due to his reluctance to break the kiss, but he's tugging it up with his free hand to expose himself to the quickly-warming air around them.

There is a wall there, and Lalli is going to try pressing Izo against it and getting a knee between Izo's legs. He fully intends on being in control here, so long as Izo doesn't reject it outright.]

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