2021 CMO post both Gen and NSFW

[maplepancakes]

Just a post for random threads. If you want one of my losers just put a top-level with their name in the header.

Please be respectful, this is for stupid indulgent shit. Don't make fun of me or anyone else here, thanks.

Comments

[fujimaru]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I didn't see anything!

[ That's... partly true! Ritsuka whips around when he moves, so that her back is to him. Oh shit?! Because partly true also means partly not and oh boy! It turns out, all of the knights are ripped! ]

Just, uh, you know--w-we were wondering where you were, so... uh... I-I should have knocked! Sorry!

[ Now would be a great time for the floor to open up and swallow her whole! Just saying, universe! Please do her a solid, here! ]

[1stknight]

[Ritsuka he has a metal arm, of course he's ripped. He has to carry around 10kg of silver everywhere he goes.

Also his head hurts and it's such a stark contrast to how he felt just moments ago and the shock of being caught is making his head spin. He wants off this ride, help.]

It's fine, I'm coming!

[...PHRASING]

I'm- I'll be out in a moment! Please excuse my tardiness!

[He's not talking about it? It's fine? They don't need to talk about it.]

[fujimaru]

[ They don't need to talk about it, except for the fact that he says I'm coming and she immediately makes a whistling teakettle noise and almost misses the entire rest of it. She's going to die. She's already dead?? This is just some kind of really bizarre afterlife, and it's just deeply unfortunate for poor Bedivere that he's part of this as well. ]

Ttttttttttttake your time, it's fine! It's fine.

[1stknight]

[He is RUSHING THROUGH getting his armor on, trying to ignore his horny in favor of becoming presentable and acting like nothing at all happened and he didn't just possibly scar Ritsuka for life. It's fine! They can act like nothing happened. He wasn't even naked or touching himself below his belt yet, he can totally pass it off as being sleepy and stretching.

Even if he was totally groping his own chest and Ritsuka had to have seen that. Yep. Just stretching.]

I will be ready shortly!

[He says that, but a moment later he drops a piece of his armor with a loud clang.]

[fujimaru]

A-are you sure?! Do you need help?

[ WAIT. NO. Go back, go back! Abort, Ctrl+Z, whatever you have to do to take that sort of comment back! It just slipped out without her really thinking about it, that impulsive, thoughtless offer, because Ritsuka always likes to be helpful, but now--but now--!

Inside her head, the alarmed shrieking intensifies, but the most she manages is a single strangled peep. ]