Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[kyotoprincess]

[Bon rolls off of Rin, but he doesn't sit up yet. He's too busy laughing at Rin for being so ridiculous.]

Ha! Those are just excuses. I could take you again, no trouble.

[Well...in an hour or so, maybe.]

[flashover]

[enjoy the swift kick to your thigh for all the laughing, asshole. It's one thing to win and another to gloat!]

You only beat me by, like, a nanosecond! That's nothing! I'll totally get you next time.

[Rin sighs and flops on his back again]

... But not tonight.

[kyotoprincess]

Haha-ow!

[Don't ruin his gloating!!1

But if Rin is flopping down on the bed too, Bon will be a touch nicer. Maybe.]

...yeah, not tonight. I'm too tired now.

[Who knew sex was so strenuous?]

[flashover]

[He'll ruin it if he damn well pleases! IT'S OBNOXIOUS!

Either way, Rin seems to get over it pretty quick and snuggles up to Suguro. Touching bodies, skin to skin like that... it was just really nice. Rin had decided he liked it. He yawns, gapingly. Most of his teeth have gone back to normal, now, as have his ears.]

Well, I'm not all worked up anymore. So I guess that was the right call! Heh. But I'm too tired to cook... I'll make sukiyaki for lunch tomorrow... promise.

[kyotoprincess]

I think I can wait that long.

[Though if sex tires Rin out, then they'll have to do it after Rin cooks food.

Bon doesn't mind the contact now, either, and he lifts up his arm so that Rin can snuggle closer. Then that same arm goes around Rin's shoulders.]

...But it's definitely something we'll do again. A lot.

[flashover]

Heh. Good! [another yawn, this one stifled by a hand to his mouth] Cause that's when it's gonna happen.

[Rin cuddles up close, then, wrapping his arms around Suguro's chest. It's weird. It's hairy and broad and warm and sticky, but for whatever reason, that's just fine with Rin. His tail moves to wrap around one of Bon's legs, lightly.]

Oh yeah... I mean... that was totally fun. And besides...! I gotta beat you! Next time...

[he runs a hand over Suguro's chest and finds... um... burnt chest hair? He opens his eyes and squints]

.... oops. My bad.

[kyotoprincess]

[Oh right. That's a thing that happened.

Welp.]

...It's no big deal. It'll grow back.

Though you gotta control those flames, even when we're doing stuff. Because that'd be hard to explain, if you suddenly burnt down the apartment building or something.

[flashover]

[Rin whines a bit, snuffling his face into Suguro's chest and pouting]

It's hard! It's hard to do when I'm not focused on .... other things! They do that when I jerk off too, stupid flames. They just get all crazy when I'm worked up! [he pauses, then looks up, suddenly and obviously concerned] Shit, I didn't burn you or anything, did I? You're not hurt, right? [because that is 500% Rin's biggest fear; hurting his friends on accident. He's completely comfortable with his power except for that little detail]

[kyotoprincess]

What, you think a few singed hairs are gonna hurt me?

[It's a little worrisome, though, that his hair got burned at all. That's part of him, and if Rin can burn that, then is his control really good enough to not hurt people?

Bon does not say that out loud, though. As annoying as Rin is, Bon doesn't dislike him enough to give him that worry.]

I could teach you some meditation things. That might help you keep it in control.

[flashover]

N...no. I guess not.

[Probably a good move, Suguro, because even with that much, Rin is squirming uncomfortably, looking at his hands and wringing them a bit. He wants to have fun and do more stuff like this, but not if there's the chance he could burn his friend. It's rare to see him insecure like that]

Meditation? Hrrk... That giant-boob teacher of mine tried to teach me that, but I just fell asleep... I couldn't get my thoughts to stop jumping all over the place, and when they DID calm down, I just conked out...

[kyotoprincess]

...lazy.

[What are you Rin, five? It's not that hard to stay awake while meditating.]

BRING US TO KAMA SUTRA, MANDY

[flashover]

Look, whenever I try and turn off my brain, it either doesn't work or I fall asleep! That's all there is to it! Tch.

[let the additional pouting commence. Some people just aren't cut out for meditation. Some people are attention deficit demonspawn.

Rin falls silent soon enough, though, and it seems as though all the talk of sleep has had an effect. Within a few minutes, he's snoring softly, curled up against Bon with his mouth slightly ajar]

AWW YEAH

[kyotoprincess]

[Okay, sleep is good. Rin sounds like less of an idiot when he's sleeping. And Bon snores louder than Rin does, so he's not bothered by the snoring.

But a couple days later, Bon goes to the library for a few hours. When he returns, he has a couple books with him, which are spread out on the living room floor.]

Oi, Okumura! C'mere for a moment.

[If Rin looks, these books have some pretty interesting titles, like 'Kama Sutra' and 'gay sex for dummies'.]

[flashover]

[Rin is in the kitchen, cleaning up after making lunch a few hours ago. He'd meant to do it while Bon was at the library, but... he got distracted. Typical, really. But now he was almost done. He pokes his head out of the door, looking in the living room]

What? [he wipes his hands on his apron before taking it off and tossing it on the kitchen table. He heads into the living room and eyes the books. He turns bright red, picking up the "Gay Sex for Dummies" guide]

... Are you shitting me right now?

[kyotoprincess]

[Bon had managed to hold it together while searching the library and stealing the books (because like hell was he going to actually check them out), but now that Rin is talking shit about it, his face goes just as red as Rin's.]

Of course I'm serious! If we're going to do this kind of stuff, we need to know how to do it without hurting each other.

[He says it like that, but truthfully he's more worried about Rin hurting him. If he hurts Rin, Rin will heal pretty quickly. Bon does not heal that fast.]

[flashover]

Tch... [Rin plops down on the carpet, squinting at the books] I can't believe someone actually wrote this kind of stuff... What a perv he must be!


But... you're right. We don't want to fuck up and hurt one another or anything...

[pervert or not, though, this IS information that Rin and Bon will need if they wanted to... you know. Do stuff. So Rin takes a deep breath and opens the book.

He scans a few lines, then manages to turn even more red than before (it's a miracle that he has any blood left anywhere else in his body, to be honest) and throws the book across the floor]

IT'S TOO FRANK!

[kyotoprincess]

Perv or not, it's information we need.

[And he goes about reading through one of the other books (this one about proper care condom-procedure, since it's different than with straight sex), only to look up when Rin throws the book.]

It has to be frank, or else we won't know what to do!

[flashover]

Hrrgggh....

[Rin crawls over and grabs the book again, cracking it back open. This time, to the front instead of the middle. He reads and then squints]

... I don't think we have all the stuff we need. Like lube, or condoms... ... Woah, I didn't know some kinds of lube like, destroyed condoms! [he points to the passage in the book] that's important!

[kyotoprincess]

Would we even be able to get that kind of stuff here? It doesn't sound like something the store would normally stock.

[Oh look some lube is flavored too! Bon is not sure what to think of that.]

[flashover]

I-I don't know! It's not like I've ever looked!

[why is some lube flavored, why.

... oh. That's why]

Does it say there's something else we can use in case we can't find any?

[kyotoprincess]

Er...

[He's skimming through, and then flipping to the next page.]

There's a few, but most of them say 'externally only.' Baby oil, KY jelly, scent and dye-free hand lotion...

[That is good to know, Bon and Rin are both idiots and probably would have tried one of them if they didn't know any better.

He's still skimming to find what he's looking for, until he stops midway down the page.]

It looks like olive oil is safe to use? And spit, but it takes a lot of it.

[flashover]

Spit? I don't even know if I could make that much spit. [he pauses and thinks] But we do have plenty of olive oil. [he shrugs and sighs, still red about the ears and cheeks] Where do we even go to look for this kind of stuff anyway?! I don't know if you noticed, but this place is kind of old fashioned.

[kyotoprincess]

Straight people use lube too, you know.

[look it says so in the book! Straight couples do all kinds of kinky shit.]

And olive oil should be easy to get without making anyone suspicious, you love to cook.

[He's looking through the book again, and oh my.]

...it looks like if we're not gonna use condoms, we have to wash up right away.

[flashover]

W-well, yeah!! But isn't it a different kind...?

[Rin nods] I think I have some already, actually. And.... huh? Wash where?? Like just our dicks or our butts too?

[kyotoprincess]

I don't see why it'd be different, it's all for the same thing.

[And he keeps reading on the page, until he makes a grossed-out face at one of the diagrams.]

Oh gross! I ain't doin' that!

[It's on how to properly clean out butts with douches and things like that.

There may not be any buttsex for a while, not until they can find condoms to use.]