Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[flashover]

Really? You've never had a crush on anyone? Weird.

[but yeah, the monk thing. So maybe it made sense. Then again, Suguro was here, which meant the monks of his sect couldn't be 100% abstinent! Rin brings his good leg up to his chest so he can rest his chin on his knee, ]

I guess that's a good point though. I mean, like, who cares? It doesn't really matter in the end.

[kyotoprincess]

[It's more that they were insistent on sex only being for making babies, so marriages had been arranged for ages. Bon himself only avoided one because his dad had always been big about ending the whole monk business on his own, before Bon felt those pressures.]

Mhmm.

...how do you know if you're attracted to someone, though?

[Because guess who's never liked anyone before.]

[flashover]

Why're you askin' me?! ... huh... Mm... I don't know. [Rin shrugs] I guess when you're around 'em, they make you feel all weird and fluttery inside. You wanna be around 'em and ... you know. Do stuff.

[kyotoprincess]

[...WELL THEN.]

Do you want to do stuff?

[flashover]

[by now, Rin's tail has unwrapped from Suguro's arm. Which is good. Because at that suggestion, it stands out ramrod straight and puffs up as much as it can. Eep]

Y... you're offering?

[kyotoprincess]

Ye- I was just asking if that's what you wanted to do! Since you said that's what people want to do when they like each other!

[That sure was almost a 'yes' at first.]

[flashover]

[Rin's leg is healed enough for him to scamper in front of Suguro so he can look him in the eyes. He places his hands on his knees and leans forward.

Far forward. Hoo boy look at those red pupils THEY SURE ARE OBVIOUS IN THE DARK. When Rin's face is 4 inches from yours.]

S...so.... does that mean you like me?! Like-like me? That way?!

[kyotoprincess]

[Personal space, Rin.

Bon is leaning back a bit, because it's a little freaky to have Rin suddenly right there in front of him.]

I...guess so? Sure.

[HE DOES NOT REALLY KNOW experimenting would be a good idea. Hint hint.]

[flashover]

[what's that? Is it food? Does it taste good? Is it like a pocket sized piece of outer space with miniature stars and planets and stuff because that'd be so freakin sweet.

Rin beams, a few little blue flames popping up on his shoulders, head, and on the grass around him. They don't burn anything, though. They're happy good-feely flames that just feel warm. Damn things react to emotion like no one's business. Rin grabs a hold of Suguro's hands]

Heeee! Then we should uh... go... do stuff! At home! Because grass is dirty! And someone might see!

[who's excited about goofing off?? three guesses and the first two don't count]

[kyotoprincess]

[Rin: the literal demon child of excitedness

Admittedly Bon is not adverse to the idea of 'doing stuff,' but he's going pink and looking down now. Because that sure was a quick move from 'do you like me' to 'let's go do stuff'.]

Bu- what about your leg?

[He does agree with the idea of doing it at home, though. In private. Where nobody will spy on them.

Because Bon is a private person.]

[flashover]

[patron demon of Goofball-iness.

And honestly, don't be too surprised. Rin is the master of jumping to conclusions. And making weird choices. And generally doing exactly what you'd expect, but 500x faster.

He frowns, rubbing at his leg. The swelling has certainly gone down and it looks almost normal underneath his stupid cargo shorts]

It's almost healed... It'll be fine if we just walk!

[kyotoprincess]

...Alright, but if it starts hurting again, you can sit down and wait.

[But he'll give Rin the chance, because honestly? Now that Rin has put the idea in his mind, Bon is curious. And anxious. And he figures that trying it once couldn't hurt, right? If he doesn't like it, then he can just tell Rin that.

Bon is a bit too logical for his own good. He's not taking emotions into account here.

He might also be walking at a quick-ish pace, so long as Rin isn't limping or complaining.]

[flashover]

[Rin has a bit of a limp as he walks back toward their house, but no grimaces of pain to accompany it. Just a reluctance to put as much weight on it as the other. He's got all kinds of butterflies in his stomach, but he's eager and curious.

Luckily for Bon, Rin had emotions to spare. He'd be bouncing if his leg wasn't still slightly bummed]

[kyotoprincess]

[They're going to have to make liberal use of pillow and such, so that Rin doesn't hurt his leg again.

And just thinking about that makes Bon flush again. They're really going to do it, this is it.

His hands are practically shaking as he goes to open the door to the apartment they share. There's too much to decide. How are they going to do it? Where? They both have separate bedrooms, whose would be best? He doesn't know a lot, but he knows they'll need lube, what are they going to use for that? Should they worry about protection?

That scowl on Bon's face is the same one he always gets when he's overthinking things, by the way.]

[flashover]

[well then its lucky that Rin has a veritable fortress of pillows on his bed. It was really big, so he felt like he definitely needed to fill up all the space. With pillows.

Rin follows Bon in, cheerful and blissfully unaware of how much thought he's putting into all this. Until he sees that look]

... You've got that constipated look, Suguro! You don't need to think so hard!

[kyotoprincess]

[Erk]

This is something that deserves that much thought! Do you even know how to do this?

[Because Bon sure doesn't. It's not like he goes looking for gay porn or anything, so all he knows is basic stuff like 'use condoms' and 'use lube'.]

[flashover]

Uh... no? It can't be that hard, right?

[really, how hard can it be. Tab A, slot B. Round peg, round hole. In Rin's mind, it isn't difficult.]

What are you even thinking about?

[kyotoprincess]

Well, guys and guys, they're not really made to fit together, right?

[That's what 'stuff' is, isn't it? Sex?]

[flashover]

Tch, we don't have to do that you know! There's more to it than just that.

[Rin how do you even... you know what. No. We're not going there. We're not.

he grabs a Suguro's hand and pulls him toward the stairs]

... But we can try that if you want, too!

[kyotoprincess]

How do you even know that-

[And now he's being dragged whoops.

But that's probably better. If Rin knows more, he should be the one leading them anyway. It might be the one time where Rin can actually beat Bon in some kind of knowledge contest.]

[flashover]

[the answer is yaoi manga. The answer is always yaoi manga.

The house actually has three bedrooms, so Rin opts to bring them to the unoccupied room. It made sense. Neutral ground so to speak. He hops on the bed and swats some of the decorative throw pillows away. Where did those even come from?

They were there when he got there. He bites on his lower lip, cheeks flushed, and gestures]

C'mere.

[kyotoprincess]

[Rin why is it always manga? And why does Rin read yaoi manga he is not an old lady.

Actually Bon would point that out, if he ever saw Rin reading yaoi manga. But that has not happened yet, so.

Instead, he's going to flush bright red, but soon enough he swallows down whatever reservations he has and climbs on to the bed next to Rin. His movements are much more reserved, like he's not sure of what's going to happen and he's treading carefully, compared to Rin's excitable personality.

When he's sitting next to Rin, that's when he talks.]

So...now we kiss, right?

[flashover]

[HEY, look man. He doesn't judge. He'll read a little bit of everything! Shounen, romance, historical...! The only way he reads half the assigned books in school is by tracking down the manga versions.

Gosh, he's actually really kind of cute. Cuter than Rin expected. He's so reserved and stoic, just like always. Rin wants to see if he can break that. He grins]

Hehe! Yeah! Oh! Pet my tail again! [flop. Have a tail in your lap, Suguro] Cause that really got me kind of worked up before...

[And with that, he leans in, squinting at Suguro's face. Hfff. There's hair on it. Weird. He leans in and finds a spot on his cheek that doesn't seem to have any peachfuzz on it and deposits a single, awkward kiss there] .... You taste weird. What kinda shit do you put on your face?

[kyotoprincess]

[Oh my fucking god Rin you are the weirdest thing ever. That is pretty much all Bon can think at that moment.

Also, that kiss sucked. Bon is as chaste as a maiden, and even he could do better.]

...soap? That 'spice' stuff, the one with the cologne smell in it.

[Really what did Rin expect. Bon is a man, he's going to smell like one.

But he'll go ahead and start petting Rin's tail again. Because that did get him worked up last time.]

[flashover]

Oh my god, Old Spice? Really? You're such a dork! Those commercials are pretty funny though.

[weirdest? yes. he is. That is accurate.

Also you don't smell like a man you smell like a perfume aisle. And taste like one.

But petting Rin's tail is a lot like flipping a switch. One second he's snarking and carrying on, and the next, he's fallen over on his side, purring and blissed out. He sits back up and scoots around so he's sitting in front of Suguro. Luckily his tail is plenty long enough to still be in his hands. Another kiss, this time on the lips. Longer, more invested... but still kind of bad.

He's never done it before ok?!]