Luca Valentino (
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Open smut post
OKAY.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
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I guess nowhere.
[he frowns, then looks back at Suguro] W-well... I mean... do YOU like guys...?
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[He has a low sex drive and a lot of other things to worry about, so he's never really paid it any mind before. Being raised in a monk family probably helped with that too, they're kind of taught about the whole 'purity of mind and spirit' thing.]
...but I guess I wouldn't really care, one way or the other. It doesn't make much of a difference, if someone is a boy or a girl.
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[but yeah, the monk thing. So maybe it made sense. Then again, Suguro was here, which meant the monks of his sect couldn't be 100% abstinent! Rin brings his good leg up to his chest so he can rest his chin on his knee, ]
I guess that's a good point though. I mean, like, who cares? It doesn't really matter in the end.
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Mhmm.
...how do you know if you're attracted to someone, though?
[Because guess who's never liked anyone before.]
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Do you want to do stuff?
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Y... you're offering?
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[That sure was almost a 'yes' at first.]
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Far forward. Hoo boy look at those red pupils THEY SURE ARE OBVIOUS IN THE DARK. When Rin's face is 4 inches from yours.]
S...so.... does that mean you like me?! Like-like me? That way?!
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Bon is leaning back a bit, because it's a little freaky to have Rin suddenly right there in front of him.]
I...guess so? Sure.
[HE DOES NOT REALLY KNOW experimenting would be a good idea. Hint hint.]
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Rin beams, a few little blue flames popping up on his shoulders, head, and on the grass around him. They don't burn anything, though. They're happy good-feely flames that just feel warm. Damn things react to emotion like no one's business. Rin grabs a hold of Suguro's hands]
Heeee! Then we should uh... go... do stuff! At home! Because grass is dirty! And someone might see!
[who's excited about goofing off?? three guesses and the first two don't count]
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Admittedly Bon is not adverse to the idea of 'doing stuff,' but he's going pink and looking down now. Because that sure was a quick move from 'do you like me' to 'let's go do stuff'.]
Bu- what about your leg?
[He does agree with the idea of doing it at home, though. In private. Where nobody will spy on them.
Because Bon is a private person.]
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And honestly, don't be too surprised. Rin is the master of jumping to conclusions. And making weird choices. And generally doing exactly what you'd expect, but 500x faster.
He frowns, rubbing at his leg. The swelling has certainly gone down and it looks almost normal underneath his stupid cargo shorts]
It's almost healed... It'll be fine if we just walk!
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[But he'll give Rin the chance, because honestly? Now that Rin has put the idea in his mind, Bon is curious. And anxious. And he figures that trying it once couldn't hurt, right? If he doesn't like it, then he can just tell Rin that.
Bon is a bit too logical for his own good. He's not taking emotions into account here.
He might also be walking at a quick-ish pace, so long as Rin isn't limping or complaining.]
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Luckily for Bon, Rin had emotions to spare. He'd be bouncing if his leg wasn't still slightly bummed]
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And just thinking about that makes Bon flush again. They're really going to do it, this is it.
His hands are practically shaking as he goes to open the door to the apartment they share. There's too much to decide. How are they going to do it? Where? They both have separate bedrooms, whose would be best? He doesn't know a lot, but he knows they'll need lube, what are they going to use for that? Should they worry about protection?
That scowl on Bon's face is the same one he always gets when he's overthinking things, by the way.]
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Rin follows Bon in, cheerful and blissfully unaware of how much thought he's putting into all this. Until he sees that look]
... You've got that constipated look, Suguro! You don't need to think so hard!
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This is something that deserves that much thought! Do you even know how to do this?
[Because Bon sure doesn't. It's not like he goes looking for gay porn or anything, so all he knows is basic stuff like 'use condoms' and 'use lube'.]
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[really, how hard can it be. Tab A, slot B. Round peg, round hole. In Rin's mind, it isn't difficult.]
What are you even thinking about?
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[That's what 'stuff' is, isn't it? Sex?]
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[Rin how do you even... you know what. No. We're not going there. We're not.
he grabs a Suguro's hand and pulls him toward the stairs]
... But we can try that if you want, too!
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[And now he's being dragged whoops.
But that's probably better. If Rin knows more, he should be the one leading them anyway. It might be the one time where Rin can actually beat Bon in some kind of knowledge contest.]
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The house actually has three bedrooms, so Rin opts to bring them to the unoccupied room. It made sense. Neutral ground so to speak. He hops on the bed and swats some of the decorative throw pillows away. Where did those even come from?
They were there when he got there. He bites on his lower lip, cheeks flushed, and gestures]
C'mere.
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Actually Bon would point that out, if he ever saw Rin reading yaoi manga. But that has not happened yet, so.
Instead, he's going to flush bright red, but soon enough he swallows down whatever reservations he has and climbs on to the bed next to Rin. His movements are much more reserved, like he's not sure of what's going to happen and he's treading carefully, compared to Rin's excitable personality.
When he's sitting next to Rin, that's when he talks.]
So...now we kiss, right?
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Gosh, he's actually really kind of cute. Cuter than Rin expected. He's so reserved and stoic, just like always. Rin wants to see if he can break that. He grins]
Hehe! Yeah! Oh! Pet my tail again! [flop. Have a tail in your lap, Suguro] Cause that really got me kind of worked up before...
[And with that, he leans in, squinting at Suguro's face. Hfff. There's hair on it. Weird. He leans in and finds a spot on his cheek that doesn't seem to have any peachfuzz on it and deposits a single, awkward kiss there] .... You taste weird. What kinda shit do you put on your face?
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wow that tag was a hot mess let us never speak of it
I was wondering what had happened, I had to use a decoder ring on it
bat language. it is the language of bats. dumb ones
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PHONE TAG 2; ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
that one turned out surprisingly well
I ACTUALLY PROOFREAD it's a miracle
\o/
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BRING US TO KAMA SUTRA, MANDY
AWW YEAH
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