Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[kyotoprincess]

[See, in this unfortunate world, Rin is the shounen hero. So of course it's enough, the hero always has to win.

Bon comes skidding to a stop at the edge of the lake a couple seconds after Rin, and already he's cursing up a storm.]

Damnit! How did you manage that?! You even got a fucking cramp and you beat me?!

[flashover]

[Kuro, sitting on a tree branch above the pond, nods. Yep, Rin got it! But just by a hair!]

HA-HA! I DID IT! IN YOUR STUPID FACE!! [he raises his arms up, which are the only visible thing among the tall cattails. Then he makes another noise of pain and falls over again] AAuaaaaggghhhhccckkkk! It hurts, it hurts! I can't move my leeeeegggggg!

[How did he win, Suguro?

By ripping apart the muscles in his leg! Yep. It's a hot, shredded mess in there, swollen and red.

Which would be a real problem if he couldn't heal. Healing or not, he won't be walking anywhere for a little bit. Kuro hops down and transforms, grabbing Rin by his shirt collar and pulling him out of the weeds and onto the the more manicured grass. Rin's injured leg becomes sheathed in a cloak of blue flames. He's hoping to ease out some of the pain with warmth, like a compress. Despite the pain, he giggles and gloats to himself]

[he grins at Suguro and taunts him in a sing-song voice] Now you gottaaaaa brush iiiiitt! Hehehe! And I know you keep a comb with you! But you know, I'm such a good sport, I'll let you pick what we have for dinner the next few days anyway. But holy water bath is OFF the table!

[kyotoprincess]

[ Bon is more concerned with other things. Like how Rin's leg looks like he tore the shit out of it. So he's going from pissed to worried in about two seconds flat, as soon as Kuro drags him out of the reeds. ]

Jesus! What the hell did you do to your leg?!

[flashover]

I uh.... hurt it? [he blushes a little, sitting up and rubbing it with his hands and massaging the flames in. He could feel it knitting back together and it stung like hell] I guess I hurt it a little, then I kept running and it hurt it more! It'll be fine, though!

[kyotoprincess]

Don't say stupid shit like that!

[Even if Rin's healing it with fire, Bon is still worried. And angry too, since it seems like the pain isn't bothering Rin that much. If he can smile, then he can take a lecture.]

Don't over-extend yourself to the point that you're ripping your body apart! I don't care about bets, I'd brush your tail a thousand times if the alternative was you stupidly hurting yourself!

[flashover]

[ UGGGGH lectures. Rin stops smiling because he hates being lectured; honestly, he gets enough of this from Yukio. Granted, Yukio wasn't here. But still]

Tch!! I said it was fine, man. Would you lay off?

[kyotoprincess]

Only if you promise not to hurt yourself like that again.

[Sorry Rin, without Yukio there, Bon has to step in and be BFF/responsible adult.

...ish. He's just as bad as Rin sometimes, unfortunately.]

[flashover]

Ugh, now you REALLY sound like Yukio! Thanks mom!

[Rin huffs and lays back down. He waves a hand, somewhat dismissively]

Fine, fine, whatever. I won't do that again.

[probably]

[kyotoprincess]

[Rin u shit

But now Bon is going to flop down next to Rin, since it's not like they can go anywhere until Rin's leg heals.]

...Sukiyaki.

[flashover]

[the biggest shit u no, suguro.

Rin looks at Suguro, a bit confused]

... What about sukiyaki?

[who totally forgot the other part of the bet? It was Rin]

[kyotoprincess]

[Bon's not leting Rin forget that part of the deal.]

You said I could pick what we're eating. I want sukiyaki.

[flashover]

Oh... Oh! Right! Yeah, sure. No problem.

[sukiyaki was the best. Anyone who didn't like it was just wrong]

But first, the other thing. Heh! I know you always carry a little brush with you for your goofy chicken-hair! Get that baby out.

[kyotoprincess]

[WOW NO]

You'll get your fur in my brush!

[flashover]

Oh my god, then just clean it out afterwards, you big baby! [he throws his arms up] Unless you wanna run all over creation looking for another brush, then be my guest!

[kyotoprincess]

I'm not a big baby! You're the one blowing this out of proportion!

[But Rin has a point. So to show that he's CLEARLY THE BIGGER MAN HERE, he'll pull out the little brush he keeps on him to fix his hair. The bristles are the right kind that he can clean it out easily, which is exactly what he'll do when he's done.

So yeah, he's grabbing Rin's tail to brush it. Hope you don't mind, Rin.]

[flashover]

No it's youuUUAAAHh!

[jdaklsdjs you touched it without asking!! You have to be CAREFUL!]

Be GENTLE, you ass! [Rin huffs and readjusts himself so he's sitting next to Suguro, his injured leg outstretched and his tail in Suguro's lap. It's a weird little appendage, primarily covered in very short, velvety fur. The poof on the end is a mix of coarse fur and very silky strands, full of soot. It's also stupidly muscular for something so thin]

[kyotoprincess]

Quit whining, I wasn't even that rough.

[Yeah no Rin is the big baby. But as Bon brushes the tail, he definitely notices all the soot. And he's frowning as he brushes it out.]

Do you just burn off all the hair every time you use your sword or something?

[flashover]

Don't just... you know... grab it... with no warning....

[Rin is looking oddly... sleepy? No. That's not right. His eyes may be half lidded, but he's not tired]

... huh? No I think... it uh... just catches on fire. Hah! If I burned all the hair every time, it would probably smell pretty bad!

[aww geez that feels really good. Weirdly good. Rin's tail wraps around Suguro's wrist without Rin having any say in the matter. A demon by the tail is putty in one's hands, apparently.]

[kyotoprincess]

[...oh dear.

Bon stops brushing, as he is busy staring down at that tail in confusion. He knew it could move, but he didn't expect it to just wrap around things. Rin sounds oddly content about the whole thing, too. Kind of like a cat being scratched in just the right spot.]

Yeah, it would, I guess.

[Still watching curiously, he starts brushing again, though it's slower this time, like he's trying to see if the tail will react differently.]

You feeling alright?

[flashover]

Cause burnt hair smells totally gross... [he has a weird sort of dreamy intonation to his voice as he speaks. Until Suguro stops, that is. His tail loosens its grip a little]

Hey, don't stop!

[with the slower brushing, the tail remains loosened but still wrapped. It's Rin who starts acting funny. With more color to his cheeks than before, he sort of cuddles up closer to Suguro, resting his head on his shoulder and watching the goings on]

[kyotoprincess]

[That sure is a friendly Rin. Bon glances over at him, then back to the tail, then back to Rin again.]

Are you like this when people brush your hair too?

[Maybe Rin just likes being pampered? Well whatever, he lost the bet, and it seems to be mellowing him out, which is what Bon had wanted anyway. So he's back to brushing, though he's watching Rin closely to see what's going on.]

[flashover]

[oh yeah. Real friendly. The cat analogy from before isn't too far off, because as Rin closes his eyes and snuggles in closer, he makes a sound that might be construed, in some circles, as something of a purr]

No one's ever brushed my hair, so I dunno...

[Rin sighs happily, 100% blissed out in this moment. It's a really odd sensation. for something that doesn't take up a lot of his body, it sure does have a ton of sensation in it. This must be why Mephisto was so keen on him keeping it hidden]

[kyotoprincess]

Well it's making you purr, so I'm going to guess that you like it.

[As weird at is it, something about it is kind of amusing too. He doesn't get to see Rin all calm like this often, so it's quite a sight.

By now Bon has finished brushing out pretty much all the soot, so he stops with the brush, and is instead running his fingers through the fur, trying to feel for any remaining knots. He might as well be thorough, if he's going to brush out Rin's tail like this.]

[flashover]

Huh?! [that snaps him out of it, just for a moment] I am not! [he puts one of his hands to his throat. Oh. Wait. Yeah that is happening. Rin turns bright red. Demon stuff is so weird.

But nice. In a weird way. Nice weird. And he could deal with nice weird.

He calms back down pretty quickly. If there's one thing that feels better than the brush, it's his fingers. The poof on the end has quite a few tangles and small mats in it, making it clear that he never pays this poor appendage any attention. ]

[kyotoprincess]

You definitely are. And you need to take better care of yourself too.

[With the tangles buried so deep, Bon is going to have to use his fingers to carefully work them out. His brush bristles aren't long enough. Some of the mats will have to be cut out later, when they have scissors.]