Open smut post

[notaccurate]

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.

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[kyotoprincess]

I don't need you anywhere near my balls, thank you very much.

[He has no doubts in his mind that Rin could both kick him there and light his underwear on fire at the same time. But that's not the point here, the point is that Rin is being a big baby.]

If it's so sensitive, then maybe you need someone to brush it out instead.

[flashover]

Hehehe. Like I want to be anywhere near 'em! I'm just sayin'! I could kick them.

[he pouts and then swishes the poofy end in Bon's face. Enjoy that fine dusting of ash right on your nose]

Maybe YOU should do it! To make up for breaking all the delicate little bones in there!

[kyotoprincess]

[He coughs a little, and he swats the end of the tail away. Though it's not really with any force, he's more trying to get it out of his face than to hurt it.]

Delicate my ass! You're a demon, not a cat.

[flashover]

Soooo? Demons don't need their tails brushed too? Kuro needs to be brushed all the time! HE'S a demon! You owe me!

[to say nothing of the fact that Kuro is a demon cat...]

[kyotoprincess]

Kuro is also a cat, even if he's a demon.

[Nope he's still going to point that out.]

And I'm not going to brush your tail just like that. That's bet-losing stuff right there.

[flashover]

You know, he'd probably claw your face into ribbons if he heard you call him a cat! He gets all sore about it.

[even if it's technically true.

Hmmm.. BET LOSING STUFF, YOU SAY. Rin gets an evil glint in his eye]

A bet, huuuuh? [he grins] Then we should bet! If I win, you have to brush my tail! If you win... uh.... You get to pick what I have to make for dinner for a week!

[kyotoprincess]

Normally you make the bet before deciding on the rewards.

[He's just pointing that out for you, Rin. Because it should be obvious, but somehow Rin always misses the obvious.]

-And don't think you're going to win any bet that easily!

[flashover]

Well, I had the rewards in mind, first, this time! Who cares about the order?

[gosh Bon, it's not like this is long division]

Hehehe. Don't be so sure, Suguro! How about this. First person to reach the lake in the park is the winner! Just a good old fashioned foot race! And if you win... on top of getting to pick what we eat for dinner, I'll let you bless the pond and I'll take a swim. [he's super confident he's going to win, you see]

[kyotoprincess]

[SEEMS LEGIT

except no not really, he knows Rin is faster than him. Bon is built for stamina, not speed. So, he needs this to be a long race, not a quick one.]

Deal! But first, we gotta run to the train station, touch the light pole right by the door, then go to the park.

[flashover]

[Rin squirms a little] But that's so far! [He knows he'll burn out on such a long run, and he really doesn't want to take a holy water bath.] How about this. We ride Kuro to the train station, and then race to the park. Take it or leave it!

[kyotoprincess]

[He's about to say that would be cheating, because Kuro would be doing the work. But the train station is further away from the park than where they are now, so it might still work. Rin might get tired before reaching the gates.]

...Alright, sure. That's a fair compromise.

[It's a gamble, but maybe it'll pay off.]

[flashover]

Good! [Rin smiles and calls out for his familiar]

KURO! Stop chasing bugs and get over here!

[Kuro is, indeed, nearby, pouncing on fireflies. He made the mistake of trying to eat a few, and now he's got foul-tasting, glowing goop on his face. He makes a complainy meowing noise]

Uh, yeah, I know they taste bad. And I told you. But you had to find out for yourself, didn't you? [Rin how did you know that about fireflies. Better not to ask...] Anyway. Me and Suguro need a ride to the train station, you up for it?

[Kuro hops up and down, meowing excitedly. He vanishes in a poof of smoke, reappearing in his much larger form. He bounds over and crouches down so the boys can get on]

[kyotoprincess]

[Rin why

Bon still remembers his last ride on Kuro, and he's a little glad that the situation isn't so dire this time. It's no less serious, though. Races are serious business.

Bon climbs up on Kuro's back, leaving room for Rin to ride in front of him.]

How do you know what fireflies taste like, anyway?

[Yep he asked]

[flashover]

[Rin hops up and grabs a hold of Kuro's collar, and the cait sidhe heads toward the train station at a brisk lope. Rin laughs a little, awkwardly]

Uh... well... you know... kids put stuff in their mouths all the time! I ate a lot of bugs as a kid... Then one time, one made me really sick, so I stopped. Dad thought it was funny so he never really stopped me, except for that one time with the centipede.

[kyotoprincess]

You know, I can safely say that I never ate bugs as a kid.

[That was Shima's job.]

Do you just have a mouth-thing? I see you chewing on pens sometimes.

[flashover]

Neither did Yukio! Weird.

[a mouth thing? Rin turns and gives Bon a look]

Uh... maybe? I guess? Why are ya always watchin' me anyway? [because he had ruined a few pens that way. And at least one uniform when his fang pierced the ink stick. Either way, they were at the station, and Rin hops off]

[kyotoprincess]

I sit right behind you, Okumura. I have to look in that direction to see the board anyway.

[Idiot.

But Bon is climbing down from Kuro's back now. Race time is a go.]

Alright. First one to the pond in the park wins. And no pushing anyone into the pond either, don't be a sore loser.

[flashover]

You can see what's in my mouth from behind me? Wow... I didn't know my head was see-through! [Rin snickers at his really awful joke. Rin stretches a little, then sends Kuro to the pond in advance to be the final authority.]

Yeah yeah, I'm not gonna push you in the pond! Because I'm going to win! On three, then...

One...

Two...

THREE!

[Rin is a demonkid of his word, and doesn't start running until he says three. But when he does, he takes off at a sprint, whipping his tail around for balance. Like some sort of stupid cheetah. ]

[kyotoprincess]

Like hell you'll win!

[A stupid cheetah that will soon run out of steam.

Bon starts running too, but he's not going at a full-sprint. Not yet. Even though he quickly falls behind, he will keep up a steady pace. Rin's got to tire himself out soon enough, and that's the moment Bon is waiting for.

That, or maybe Rin will get confused and circle back around to see what Bon is doing. Maybe.

Of course, Rin could also just make it to the pond with no trouble. Bon is going by his best estimates here, and he might be wrong.]

[flashover]

[Rin does slow, only once, to see where the hell Bon is. He expected him to be right next to him! But he's... being really slow? Well, whatever! Rin still had plenty of energy! Or so he thinks.

It's about halfway, perhaps three-quarters, to the pond when Rin really starts feeling the burn. And then? The worst happens. He suddenly stops running and starts hopping on one leg, crying out in pain and holding the other leg]

GYAAAH! SHIT! CRAMP!! OH CRAMP! FFFFFF--

[kyotoprincess]

[Bon hears that and he just grins. Not so much because Rin is hurting, but because Rin's yells tell him that Rin really did overestimate himself.

He's definitely not stopping, by the way. It's not his fault someone got cocky.

So guess who's just making a face as he jogs pass Rin. Take a wild guess.]

[flashover]

--FFFUUUCCCKKK!! YOU BASTARD! YOU JINXED ME!

[Obviously this had to be Suguro's fault. There had to be some holy text somewhere that caused cramps! DEFINITELY! Rin hisses in pain, but it seems like seeing that SMUG ASSHOLE pass him is enough to make him forget about the cramp. Or, at least, inspire him to run through it, despite a seized up leg. He takes off again, running stiff-legged for a few steps until the cramp works itself out, becoming a way more diffuse burn in his whole leg. He was going to regret the hell out of this tomorrow, and probably in just a few minutes.

But he HAD to win!

And it's very very hard to resist the urge to trip the bajesus out of Bon as he runs by. Instead, he focuses on running, breathing, and NOT succumbing to his cramp!!]

[kyotoprincess]

[Oh no Rin has figured out Bon's dastardly plan-

Wait no, Bon had nothing to do with Rin's cramp. That's entirely on Rin.

But seeing Rin suddenly go running past again makes Bon do a double-take. Wasn't Rin just crying in pain a moment ago?

the park is now in sight, too, and Bon doesn't want to lose. So now he'll tap in to that last reserve of energy, going from an even-paced run to a full-out sprint in an attempt to pass Rin at the last moment.]

I DIDN'T DO SHIT! IT'S YOUR OWN DUMB FAULT!

[flashover]

NUH...UH!!! [he's breathing really hard, so it's hard to speak. But he HAS to make sure Bon knows HE'S ON TO HIS TRICKS!] YOU... YOU'VE GOT SOME... MAGICAL BUDDHIST... DEMON CRAMPING... VERSE! [one day, Rin will realize how stupid he sounds most of the time. Today is not that day]

[IT'S NECK AND NECK... IT'S ANYONE'S GAME! Rin is running on fumes and Bon has wisely saved up his energy... But Rin also runs on the power of pure shounen dumbassery, the most potent fuel in the universe. Rin leaps! And comes to a sliding halt on his belly in the cattails.

But was it enough?!]

[kyotoprincess]

[See, in this unfortunate world, Rin is the shounen hero. So of course it's enough, the hero always has to win.

Bon comes skidding to a stop at the edge of the lake a couple seconds after Rin, and already he's cursing up a storm.]

Damnit! How did you manage that?! You even got a fucking cramp and you beat me?!