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Luca Valentino ([personal profile] notaccurate) wrote in [community profile] backyardbbq2013-06-25 10:46 pm

Open smut post

OKAY.

SO.

This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.

Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
kyotoprincess: (teasing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well of course I was, someone's got to clean up your messes.

[Even though he's complaining a bit (because let's be real here, this was probably Rin's fault in some way), he's grinning. After such an involved fight against so many demons, and having to make sure he didn't accidentally hurt Rin while he hurt the others, it's hard not to feel excited. The adrenaline is still pumping through his veins.

He feels like he needs to run another mile or something. He's still ready to go, even though there's nothing left to fight.
]
flashover: (194)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?! [Rin whips his flaming tail back and forth, propping his sword over his shoulder] Why's this MY mess?! It's not like I brought the goblins here! Geez... [actually, he kind of did. But he doesn't know that.

Rin had gotten a few small burns from rogue holy water grenades, but otherwise, he was perfectly fine. Even those were healing up quickly enough. After all, there weren't any deadly verses for the son of satan, even if they did kind of hurt his ears a bit
]

We should get home though! ... But I'm not really ready to turn in just yet! Maybe some of those turtle guys are still around...!
kyotoprincess: (pointing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
So you want to go home, but you don't want to go home?

[WOW SO CONFLICTING]

And what turtle guys are you talking about?

[Because if it's more demons, Bon might have to punch Rin. Seriously don't go looking for fights that's not cool.]
flashover: (009 strike the match)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Like, I'm all worked up!! I'm not ready to just make dinner and go to sleep yet! It just seems super lame.

[he points to the river]

Those weird turtle guys!! You know, with the water in their heads and stuff! I don't know if they're demons, but there was a couple of them causing trouble along with the goblins!
kyotoprincess: (pic#6121224)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...you mean the kappas?

[Bon was not aware they had kappas there. But that's all the more reason to avoid them.]

Yeah no, let's not get into a fight. C'mon, we can find something else to do to burn off your excess energy.
flashover: (094)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin claps his hands] Yeah! Those guys! Kappas. [Rin, they're from Japanese mythology and you couldn't remember what they were called?] Tch, you're no fun at all! What if they have treasure or something?

Mmmmmm. Like what? [Rin finally sheathes Kurikara, extinguishing his flames. He puts the sword in its carrying case]
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053283)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Running laps around the park might help. And trust me, if a kappa had any treasure, you wouldn't want it.

[Kappas like cucumbers, Rin. Their treasure would totally be cucumbers.

And yeah he's already headed towards the park, and Rin gets about three seconds to start following before he'll stop and try to drag him.
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[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[cucumbers are a great treasure, Bon. you're just jealous] The park? Ugh, but there's only weird wolves there, and they run away from my fire!!

[because they're smart. And you're gonna have to drag him, Bon. Luckily, he has his back turned, which means that dumb tail is in easy reach]
kyotoprincess: (pic#7723609)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[YEP he'll just grab that tail.]

They run because they're smart. So you can run and chase them.

[Because like hell is he gonna stay in the same house as an adrenalined-up Rin.]
flashover: (201 FFFUUUUUUUU)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
HYYYAAAGGGHHHHHHH!! [He should really be more careful about that thing. Cause damn, it's sensitive] Leggo!! Leggo, dammit, that hurts!! Fine, fine, I'll chase dogs, whatever let go!! CHRIST that HURTS!
kyotoprincess: (teasing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Once Rin agrees, Bon lets go. But that reaction was way too funny. Bon has to be an asshole about it.]

What, you can't stand one guy tugging on your tail a little?
flashover: (138 various levels of anger)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
That wasn't a tug, you dick! You YANKED it! You tried to pull it off me!! [he holds his poor, battered tail to his chest. He's being a big baby about it, no surprise there] It's definitely discom....disco... dis....combobulated! [Dislocated, Rin] Whatever, let's just go to the park already!!
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053283)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I didn't know the son of satan was such a whimp.

[Whoops purposefully antagonizing Rin]
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[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Look, YOU don't have one! If you did, you'd know! Maybe I should just kick you in the balls, huh? Maybe set your underwear on fire! It'd feel about the same! [STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT BECAUSE SO VERY MATURE]
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[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need you anywhere near my balls, thank you very much.

[He has no doubts in his mind that Rin could both kick him there and light his underwear on fire at the same time. But that's not the point here, the point is that Rin is being a big baby.]

If it's so sensitive, then maybe you need someone to brush it out instead.
flashover: (166)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe. Like I want to be anywhere near 'em! I'm just sayin'! I could kick them.

[he pouts and then swishes the poofy end in Bon's face. Enjoy that fine dusting of ash right on your nose]

Maybe YOU should do it! To make up for breaking all the delicate little bones in there!
kyotoprincess: (>E)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He coughs a little, and he swats the end of the tail away. Though it's not really with any force, he's more trying to get it out of his face than to hurt it.]

Delicate my ass! You're a demon, not a cat.
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[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo? Demons don't need their tails brushed too? Kuro needs to be brushed all the time! HE'S a demon! You owe me!

[to say nothing of the fact that Kuro is a demon cat...]
kyotoprincess: (pointing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Kuro is also a cat, even if he's a demon.

[Nope he's still going to point that out.]

And I'm not going to brush your tail just like that. That's bet-losing stuff right there.
flashover: (089)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You know, he'd probably claw your face into ribbons if he heard you call him a cat! He gets all sore about it.

[even if it's technically true.

Hmmm.. BET LOSING STUFF, YOU SAY. Rin gets an evil glint in his eye
]

A bet, huuuuh? [he grins] Then we should bet! If I win, you have to brush my tail! If you win... uh.... You get to pick what I have to make for dinner for a week!
kyotoprincess: (pointing)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Normally you make the bet before deciding on the rewards.

[He's just pointing that out for you, Rin. Because it should be obvious, but somehow Rin always misses the obvious.]

-And don't think you're going to win any bet that easily!
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[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I had the rewards in mind, first, this time! Who cares about the order?

[gosh Bon, it's not like this is long division]

Hehehe. Don't be so sure, Suguro! How about this. First person to reach the lake in the park is the winner! Just a good old fashioned foot race! And if you win... on top of getting to pick what we eat for dinner, I'll let you bless the pond and I'll take a swim. [he's super confident he's going to win, you see]
Edited 2014-06-19 20:35 (UTC)
kyotoprincess: (pic#6053337)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[SEEMS LEGIT

except no not really, he knows Rin is faster than him. Bon is built for stamina, not speed. So, he needs this to be a long race, not a quick one.
]

Deal! But first, we gotta run to the train station, touch the light pole right by the door, then go to the park.
flashover: (015 we gonna let it burn)

[personal profile] flashover 2014-06-19 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rin squirms a little] But that's so far! [He knows he'll burn out on such a long run, and he really doesn't want to take a holy water bath.] How about this. We ride Kuro to the train station, and then race to the park. Take it or leave it!
kyotoprincess: (deep thought)

[personal profile] kyotoprincess 2014-06-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's about to say that would be cheating, because Kuro would be doing the work. But the train station is further away from the park than where they are now, so it might still work. Rin might get tired before reaching the gates.]

...Alright, sure. That's a fair compromise.

[It's a gamble, but maybe it'll pay off.]

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PHONE TAG 2; ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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BRING US TO KAMA SUTRA, MANDY

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AWW YEAH

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