Luca Valentino (
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Open smut post
OKAY.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
SO.
This is a smut post. Just tag in here and tell me which of my characters you want for smut, and it will happen. Any version is ok: OU, AU, game versions of characters, whatever. Just two (or more) people boning, that's what this post is about.
Also I was going to post this with Luca's journal to use his butt icon but then I realized his paid was expired, so no butt icons for you. Sorry.
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[Even though he's complaining a bit (because let's be real here, this was probably Rin's fault in some way), he's grinning. After such an involved fight against so many demons, and having to make sure he didn't accidentally hurt Rin while he hurt the others, it's hard not to feel excited. The adrenaline is still pumping through his veins.
He feels like he needs to run another mile or something. He's still ready to go, even though there's nothing left to fight.]
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Rin had gotten a few small burns from rogue holy water grenades, but otherwise, he was perfectly fine. Even those were healing up quickly enough. After all, there weren't any deadly verses for the son of satan, even if they did kind of hurt his ears a bit]
We should get home though! ... But I'm not really ready to turn in just yet! Maybe some of those turtle guys are still around...!
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[WOW SO CONFLICTING]
And what turtle guys are you talking about?
[Because if it's more demons, Bon might have to punch Rin. Seriously don't go looking for fights that's not cool.]
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[he points to the river]
Those weird turtle guys!! You know, with the water in their heads and stuff! I don't know if they're demons, but there was a couple of them causing trouble along with the goblins!
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[Bon was not aware they had kappas there. But that's all the more reason to avoid them.]
Yeah no, let's not get into a fight. C'mon, we can find something else to do to burn off your excess energy.
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Mmmmmm. Like what? [Rin finally sheathes Kurikara, extinguishing his flames. He puts the sword in its carrying case]
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[Kappas like cucumbers, Rin. Their treasure would totally be cucumbers.
And yeah he's already headed towards the park, and Rin gets about three seconds to start following before he'll stop and try to drag him.]
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[because they're smart. And you're gonna have to drag him, Bon. Luckily, he has his back turned, which means that dumb tail is in easy reach]
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They run because they're smart. So you can run and chase them.
[Because like hell is he gonna stay in the same house as an adrenalined-up Rin.]
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What, you can't stand one guy tugging on your tail a little?
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[Whoops purposefully antagonizing Rin]
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[He has no doubts in his mind that Rin could both kick him there and light his underwear on fire at the same time. But that's not the point here, the point is that Rin is being a big baby.]
If it's so sensitive, then maybe you need someone to brush it out instead.
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[he pouts and then swishes the poofy end in Bon's face. Enjoy that fine dusting of ash right on your nose]
Maybe YOU should do it! To make up for breaking all the delicate little bones in there!
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Delicate my ass! You're a demon, not a cat.
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[to say nothing of the fact that Kuro is a demon cat...]
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[Nope he's still going to point that out.]
And I'm not going to brush your tail just like that. That's bet-losing stuff right there.
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[even if it's technically true.
Hmmm.. BET LOSING STUFF, YOU SAY. Rin gets an evil glint in his eye]
A bet, huuuuh? [he grins] Then we should bet! If I win, you have to brush my tail! If you win... uh.... You get to pick what I have to make for dinner for a week!
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[He's just pointing that out for you, Rin. Because it should be obvious, but somehow Rin always misses the obvious.]
-And don't think you're going to win any bet that easily!
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[gosh Bon, it's not like this is long division]
Hehehe. Don't be so sure, Suguro! How about this. First person to reach the lake in the park is the winner! Just a good old fashioned foot race! And if you win... on top of getting to pick what we eat for dinner, I'll let you bless the pond and I'll take a swim. [he's super confident he's going to win, you see]
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except no not really, he knows Rin is faster than him. Bon is built for stamina, not speed. So, he needs this to be a long race, not a quick one.]
Deal! But first, we gotta run to the train station, touch the light pole right by the door, then go to the park.
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...Alright, sure. That's a fair compromise.
[It's a gamble, but maybe it'll pay off.]
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wow that tag was a hot mess let us never speak of it
I was wondering what had happened, I had to use a decoder ring on it
bat language. it is the language of bats. dumb ones
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PHONE TAG 2; ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
that one turned out surprisingly well
I ACTUALLY PROOFREAD it's a miracle
\o/
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BRING US TO KAMA SUTRA, MANDY
AWW YEAH
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